The Best 4 Bumpers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bumpers jokes. There are some bumpers automotive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bumpers more bumper stickers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bumpers Jokes and Puns

Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers?

To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it

I wish Ford installed heated bumpers.

Would keep my hands warm while I'm pushing it to the side of the freeway.

I saw a bumper sticker from a NY Mets fan that said Eat, Mets, Sleep Repeat ...

..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.

Bumperstickers for redneck bears

Smells like fish, eat all you wish

Ain't be rapin' if they be hibernatin'

Grubs, stubs, bugs - Nobody rides for free

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bumpers cyclists jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bumpers bumper stickers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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