Cheerful Bumper Stickers Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
Missing South Africa
In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
I was in Florida recently to visit a good friend...
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Work hard, Pray hard"....
I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
I have a bumper sticker that says...
"Honk if you think I'm s**...."
Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.
So I notice this bumper sticker
It says " I'm a veterinarian and I drive like a animal" , so I think to myself that there must be a lot of gynecologists on the road these days...
I have a bumper sticker in Braille
If you can read this, you're driving too close.
Bumper stickers are like tattoos for cars...
permanent, identifying, and I don't love Regina anymore.
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
I don't understand this joke about genealogists.
I saw a joke on a bumper sticker.
It read "Genealogists don't die; they just lose their census". I could understand "census" sounding like "senses", but what does the census have to do with anything? And especially "not dying"?
The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life...
...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
My sergeant just told me this...
Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says "I brake for tailgaters."
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My crazy uncle from Alabama...
...suggested a bumper sticker:
"IF WE'D KNOWN YOU'D BE THIS MUCH TROUBLE WE'D HAVE PICKED THE COTTON OURSELVES"
Black Car
I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says "I'm not racist, my car is black."
I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit"
...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
I saw a bumper sticker today.....
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a r**... sense of humor
Those "Run Hillary, Run!" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well
Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!"
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
[True Story]: I was following a semi-truck full of coffins...
I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."
I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Be an o**... donor!"...
They were doing 20 in a 30.
I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.
My dad rear ended a car today that had a Jesus bumper sticker on it...
..he stopped in the Name of the Lord.
I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty"
Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
Isis bumper sticker
I'd rather be heading.
A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous...
...but I never drive it.
I put a bumper sticker on my car that says, "Honk if you think I'm s**..."
Now I'm spending hours a day standing at green lights
I saw a great bumper sticker yesterday:
"Don't let the accidents in the back cause an accident in the front"
I saw a bumper sticker today that read
"My job is a Veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!"
I suddenly realized how many how many Proctologists there are on the road!
How do you know if you're driving behind a physicist?
Their rear bumper has a red sticker that says "if this appears blue, you're driving too fast."
Hope it isn't too niche.
I got a new bumper sticker the other day.
It says 'honk if you think I'm s**....'
I've never felt so confident. I should probably stop waiting at green lights though.
If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be...
Franken Stein 2020
This morning I passed by a car that had a handicap marker and a bumper sticker that read "JESUS IS STILL THE ANSWER".
Made me laugh anyway.
I parked in three different handicap parking spots last week. No ticket, and no dirty looks.
Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm s**...".
Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
What does a bumper sticker and an old man have in common?
The older they are, the harder they are to get off.
Al Franken for president in 2020
Jill Stein for vice-president
Just think of the bumper sticker...
My wife says I don't listen when she speaks to me...
Or something like that.
> (From a Bumper sticker I saw years ago)
I saw a bumper sticker from a NY Mets fan that said Eat, Mets, Sleep Repeat ...
..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.
The best way to disguise an undercover cop car
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
I'm going to make a bumper sticker and put Honk if you think I'm pretty
And then I'm going to start stopping at green lights so I can feel good about myself.
What does a p**...'s bumper sticker read?
BEWARE
I break for children.
I put a Honk if you think I'm s**... bumper sticker on my car.
My self confidence is skyrocketing!
A *TON* of people think I'm s**... at this green light right now....
Donald Trump goes to the Wizard of Oz for some help...
He tells the wizard, "I have the best brains, the best heart and the best courage of anyone, but if I'm going to win this election I need to make sure that everyone knows."
The Wizard of Oz looks at him and says, "so you don't need brains, heart or courage? You just need to convince others that you have all three?
The Wizard digs around in a bag and pulls out a bumper sticker. "Here, put this on your car."
Biden 2020
I saw a bumper sticker saying I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
I was driving behind a guy with too many bumper stickers...
I had to follow him for ten miles just to read 'em.
Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker
It said "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal!"
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road!
Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york"
So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
Driving down the road today.
I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying:
"I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realized how many gynecologists are on the roads.
I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
I have a bumper sticker that reads honk if you think I'm s**...
I usually just stop at green lights to get some confidence boosters
As I was driving home from work last night, I saw a bumper sticker that said "I am a veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal".
Suddenly I realized how many proctologist are on the road.
I saw a bumper sticker that said "I'm a veterinarian, so I drive like an animal"
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road around these parts
