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In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
"Honk if you think I'm sexy."
Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.
It says " I'm a veterinarian and I drive like a animal" , so I think to myself that there must be a lot of gynecologists on the road these days...
If you can read this, you're driving too close.
permanent, identifying, and I don't love Regina anymore.
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
I saw a joke on a bumper sticker.
It read "Genealogists don't die; they just lose their census". I could understand "census" sounding like "senses", but what does the census have to do with anything? And especially "not dying"?
...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says "I brake for tailgaters."
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...suggested a bumper sticker:
"IF WE'D KNOWN YOU'D BE THIS MUCH TROUBLE WE'D HAVE PICKED THE COTTON OURSELVES"
I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says "I'm not racist, my car is black."
...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a retarded sense of humor
Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."
They were doing 20 in a 30.
I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.
..he stopped in the Name of the Lord.
Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
I'd rather be heading.
...but I never drive it.
Now I'm spending hours a day standing at green lights
"Don't let the accidents in the back cause an accident in the front"
"My job is a Veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!"
I suddenly realized how many how many Proctologists there are on the road!
Their rear bumper has a red sticker that says "if this appears blue, you're driving too fast."
Hope it isn't too niche.
It says 'honk if you think I'm sexy.'
I've never felt so confident. I should probably stop waiting at green lights though.
Franken Stein 2020
Made me laugh anyway.
Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.
Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
The older they are, the harder they are to get off.
Jill Stein for vice-president
Just think of the bumper sticker...
Or something like that.
> (From a Bumper sticker I saw years ago)
..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
And then I'm going to start stopping at green lights so I can feel good about myself.
BEWARE
I break for children.
My self confidence is skyrocketing!
A *TON* of people think I'm sexy at this green light right now....
He tells the wizard, "I have the best brains, the best heart and the best courage of anyone, but if I'm going to win this election I need to make sure that everyone knows."
The Wizard of Oz looks at him and says, "so you don't need brains, heart or courage? You just need to convince others that you have all three?
The Wizard digs around in a bag and pulls out a bumper sticker. "Here, put this on your car."
Biden 2020
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
I had to follow him for ten miles just to read 'em.
It said "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal!"
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road!
So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying:
"I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realized how many gynecologists are on the roads.
Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
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