Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
"Honk if you think I'm sexy."
Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.
Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
My self confidence is skyrocketing!
A *TON* of people think I'm sexy at this green light right now....
...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
It says 'honk if you think I'm sexy.'
I've never felt so confident. I should probably stop waiting at green lights though.
If you can read this, you're driving too close.
...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
Franken Stein 2020
I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says "I'm not racist, my car is black."
I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."
Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.
Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.
Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.
I'd rather be heading.
The older they are, the harder they are to get off.
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
"My job is a Veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!"
I suddenly realized how many how many Proctologists there are on the road!
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
They were doing 20 in a 30.
I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.
Their rear bumper has a red sticker that says "if this appears blue, you're driving too fast."
Hope it isn't too niche.
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a retarded sense of humor
...but I never drive it.
Now I'm spending hours a day standing at green lights
..he stopped in the Name of the Lord.
"Don't let the accidents in the back cause an accident in the front"
Made me laugh anyway.
Jill Stein for vice-president
Just think of the bumper sticker...
I saw a joke on a bumper sticker.
It read "Genealogists don't die; they just lose their census". I could understand "census" sounding like "senses", but what does the census have to do with anything? And especially "not dying"?
..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.
Or something like that.
> (From a Bumper sticker I saw years ago)
It says " I'm a veterinarian and I drive like a animal" , so I think to myself that there must be a lot of gynecologists on the road these days...
permanent, identifying, and I don't love Regina anymore.
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
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