Bumper Sticker Jokes

Funniest Bumper Sticker Short Jokes

Short bumper sticker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bumper sticker humour may include short bumper jokes also.

1. I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
2. I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
3. Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
4. I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
5. Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
   "I miss South africa."
   So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
   "I hope this helps."
6. Those "Run Hillary, Run!" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
7. I saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said, I'm a vet so I drive like an animal… I then realized how many proctologists there are on the road.
8. As I was driving home from work last night, I saw a bumper sticker that said "I am a veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal". Suddenly I realized how many proctologist are on the road.
9. I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Work hard, Pray hard".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
10. I parked in three different handicap parking spots last week. No ticket, and no dirty looks. Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.

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Bumper Sticker One Liners

Which bumper sticker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bumper sticker? I can suggest the ones about sticker and bumper cars.

1. I have a bumper sticker in Braille If you can read this, you're driving too close.
2. Isis bumper sticker I'd rather be heading.
3. A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous... ...but I never drive it.
4. I want to get a Pence 2018 bumper sticker. But then again, who wouldn't?
5. "If slaves are outlawed, only outlaws will have slaves." -1860s bumper sticker
6. I just put a "Run Jeb, Run!" sticker on my car... On the front bumper.
7. Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok
8. What does a p**...'s bumper sticker read? BEWARE
   I break for children.

Bumper Sticker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bumper sticker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean license plate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bumper sticker pranks.