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In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
They're expecting a bumper crowd.
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
"Honk if you think I'm sexy."
Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.
If you can read this, you're driving too close.
It was attached to my bumper...
He gets out of the car inspects the rear bumper and goes up my window. "I'm not happy" he said "well which one are you then?"
I saw a joke on a bumper sticker.
It read "Genealogists don't die; they just lose their census". I could understand "census" sounding like "senses", but what does the census have to do with anything? And especially "not dying"?
He was tied to my bumper.
...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
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She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!
I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says "I'm not racist, my car is black."
...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a retarded sense of humor
Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."
They were doing 20 in a 30.
I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.
..he stopped in the Name of the Lord.
Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
I'd rather be heading.
...but I never drive it.
Now I'm spending hours a day standing at green lights
"Don't let the accidents in the back cause an accident in the front"
"My job is a Veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!"
I suddenly realized how many how many Proctologists there are on the road!
Their rear bumper has a red sticker that says "if this appears blue, you're driving too fast."
Hope it isn't too niche.
It says 'honk if you think I'm sexy.'
I've never felt so confident. I should probably stop waiting at green lights though.
The mechanic asks:
"Woa there, what did you do with that? The Bumper is ruined!"
The man replies:
"Yeah, I kinda ran over a frenchman"
The mechanic replies:
"What? I mean all the mud there, I don't see any blood"
The man replies:
"Not my fault he ran into the field to escape!"
Franken Stein 2020
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."
Made me laugh anyway.
Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.
Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
I was going 15 over the limit in the fast lane and being tailgated so I moved to the slow lane. The car behind continued to stay on my bumper. I couldn't shake him and was becoming very annoyed.
He looked so ridiculous with his flashing lights and his annoying siren.
The older they are, the harder they are to get off.
Then I wait at a green light to make me feel good about myself.
One had a bomb on his lap, the other was driving. The car went over a speed bumper too fast.
"Hey, watch it, Joe! You are gonna set this bomb off!"
"Relax, dude, we have a spare one in the trunk."
Or something like that.
> (From a Bumper sticker I saw years ago)
..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
The burglars appear to have taken the bumper cars, the Tilt-a-Whirl, the spinning teacups, the Whirligig swing, the carousel and the Ferris wheel. Detectives have been searching the fairgrounds for clues, but report they still haven't found anything to go on.
My self confidence is skyrocketing!
A *TON* of people think I'm sexy at this green light right now....
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
I had to follow him for ten miles just to read 'em.
It said "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal!"
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road!
He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.
A few days later, he did it again. "I'm so embarrassed," he moaned, reaching for the phone.
"Why not tell her it was me this time?" I suggested.
"Maybe I will," he said while dialing. "It worked the last time."
So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying:
"I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realized how many gynecologists are on the roads.
Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
How do you know?
There's a quack in the bumper.
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