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Funniest Bummer Short Jokes

Short bummer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bummer humour may include short bummed jokes also.

  1. I have been texting this girl and she just dropped the news that shes a vegetarian. Bummer. I didn't even get to meat her.
  2. Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom? The Mediterranean Sea.
  3. Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was "bummer man".
  4. Do you keep your phone in your back pocket? Bummer, I was trying to give that b**... a call...
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Bummer One Liners

Which bummer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bummer? I can suggest the ones about bumper and lousy.

  1. My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab. Turns out it's a dog, not a place. Bummer.
  2. I felt a little behind in Middle School It was a major bummer when the cops found out :(
  3. I visited a proctologist the other day... It was a real bummer.
  4. Such a shame to hear about dale winton A real bummer really.
  5. The ending to Kingsman is a bit of a bummer
  6. What do you call an ex-islamic extremist? ...
    *A muslim bummer.*
  7. What did Obama say when he first heard of the Boston Marathon bomber? Aw, bummer.
  8. What do you call a homosexual t**...? A s**... bummer.
  9. What do you call a guy with a Summer h**... Cocktail? a bummer
    ps: oc attempt
  10. What do you call a man with a f**... for percussionists? A Drummer Bummer
  11. My gay brother has recently been diagnosed with h**... What a bummer.

Bummer joke, My gay brother has recently been diagnosed with h**...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bummer can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bummer puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Bummer Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about bummer you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean unfortunate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bummer prank.

My wife and I were on honeymoon at Australia last week.

I called up the Aussie helpline as we had a problem
"Aussie helpline, what's the problem?"
"Well, my wife and I were swimming yesterday, and a jellyfish stung her in her... uhm, lady parts. Anything we can do?"
"Ah, bummer mate"
"Perfect! I hadn't thought about that, thanks!"

Finished singing a song with my 4yo and she said that's song's a bummer. I said bummer means something that brings you down or makes you sad. I think you meant to say that song's a b**....

She said, No, I meant to say that *you're* a bummer.
So proud 😢
ETA: that

Spending time with grandpa got me in trouble.

Well. Today was a nice day until it wasnt.
I got up early and went out to spend some time with my grandfather. I had the greatest idea ever actually! So anyway I stink at writing details so I will get to the point. I was making sand castles with my grandpa and got kicked out by everyone at the crematorium. Bummer.

Bummer joke, What do you call a guy with a Summer h**... Cocktail?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these bummer jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.