The Best 14 Bummer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bummer jokes. There are some bummer yaris jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bummer anticlimactic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bummer Jokes and Puns

My wife and I were on honeymoon at Australia last week.

I called up the Aussie helpline as we had a problem

"Aussie helpline, what's the problem?"

"Well, my wife and I were swimming yesterday, and a jellyfish stung her in her... uhm, lady parts. Anything we can do?"

"Ah, bummer mate"

"Perfect! I hadn't thought about that, thanks!"

My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab.

Turns out it's a dog, not a place. Bummer.

Finished singing a song with my 4yo and she said that's song's a bummer. I said bummer means something that brings you down or makes you sad. I think you meant to say that song's a banger.

She said, No, I meant to say that *you're* a bummer.

So proud ๐Ÿ˜ข

ETA: that

Bummer joke, Finished singing a song with my 4yo and she said  that's song's a bummer.  I said  bummer means some

Spending time with grandpa got me in trouble.

Well. Today was a nice day until it wasnt.

I got up early and went out to spend some time with my grandfather. I had the greatest idea ever actually! So anyway I stink at writing details so I will get to the point. I was making sand castles with my grandpa and got kicked out by everyone at the crematorium. Bummer.

I felt a little behind in Middle School

It was a major bummer when the cops found out :(


I visited a proctologist the other day...

It was a real bummer.

I have been texting this girl and she just dropped the news that shes a vegetarian.

Bummer. I didn't even get to meat her.

Bummer joke, I have been texting this girl and she just dropped the news that shes a vegetarian.

Such a shame to hear about dale winton

A real bummer really.

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

The ending to Kingsman is a bit of a bummer

What do you call an ex-islamic extremist?

...

*A muslim bummer.*

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What do you call a homosexual terrorist?

A suicide bummer.

What do you call a guy with a Summer hummer Cocktail?

a bummer

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Do you keep your phone in your back pocket?

Bummer, I was trying to give that booty a call...

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