The Best 10 Bumble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bumble jokes. There are some bumble protractors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bumble bumble bee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bumble Jokes and Puns

Where does a bumblebee sit?

On her bee-hind!

As told to me by my very excited 3 year granddaughter.

A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight

The vitamin B1

What do you call Bumble Bee when he's drunk?

Stumble Bee.

Be kind please.

What do you call a sassy bumble bee that has to scratch it's nose?

A bee-itch

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP


What did the bumble bee say to the tomato plant after he fertilized it?

"Congratulations now you're prego!"

Why do firemen only use bumble to date?

Tinder matches feel too much like work.

Why was the bumble bee so frustrated when he couldn't scratch his back?

Because it was a bee-itch.

What do you call a couple who met on Bumble?

A Bumblefuck

The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees....

But no Harambe

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bumble ladybug jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bumble stammer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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