The Best 10 Bumble Bee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bumble Bee jokes. There are some bumble bee honey bee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bumble bee hives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bumble Bee Jokes and Puns

What do you call Bumble Bee when he's drunk?

Stumble Bee.

Be kind please.

What do you call a sassy bumble bee that has to scratch it's nose?

A bee-itch

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.

Finally the bee turned around and flew away.

Why?

The rabbit had two b's already.


Has anyone ever told you he was bitten by a bumble-bee? No?

It only shows how dangerous that is.

What did the bumble bee say to the tomato plant after he fertilized it?

"Congratulations now you're prego!"

Why was the bumble bee so frustrated when he couldn't scratch his back?

Because it was a bee-itch.

What kind of bee...

What kind of bee bumbles?

A bumblebee.

What kind of bee makes honey?

A honeybee.

What kind of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees....

But no Harambe

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bumble bee die stinging jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bumble bee pollen nectar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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