Bumble Bee Jokes

Funniest Bumble Bee Short Jokes

Short bumble bee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bumble bee humour may include short honey bee jokes also.

1. A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
   Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
   Why?
   The rabbit had two b's already.
2. Has anyone ever told you he was bitten by a bumble-bee? No? It only shows how dangerous that is.
3. What did the bumble bee say to the tomato plant after he fertilized it? "Congratulations now you're prego!"
4. Why was the bumble bee so frustrated when he couldn't scratch his back? Because it was a bee-itch.
5. What kind of bee... What kind of bee bumbles?
   A bumblebee.
   What kind of bee makes honey?
   A honeybee.
   What kind of bee makes milk?
   A boobee.
6. The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe

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Bumble Bee One Liners

Which bumble bee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bumble bee? I can suggest the ones about honeybee and bee hive.

1. What do you call Bumble Bee when he's drunk? Stumble Bee.
   Be kind please.
2. What do you call a sassy bumble bee that has to scratch it's nose? A bee-itch
3. Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
4. What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
   A honey bunny.
5. What do you call a lazy insect? A BUMble bee
6. I accidentally laid my foot on a bee today I guess I was the one bumbling about
7. How did the two bees meet? Bumble.
8. What kind of bee poos everywhere? A b**...-ble bee.

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What funny jokes about bumble bee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bee swarm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bumble bee pranks.