Bullseye Jokes
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I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back.
I get no respect.
A Statistician is playing darts
The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
A physicist, mathematician, and engineer go to target practice
The engineer is up first and hits 5 inches to the right of the bullseye. The physicist says, "No no no, you forgot to account for the curvature of the Earth and the wind." The physicist does his calculations, but misses 5 inches to the left of center. The mathematician yells: "BULLSEYE! Great job guys!!"
Why did a man paint a bullseye for the Louvre?
Because he liked d'arts.
TIL Kung Fu masters cut up their pizzas in a bullseye pattern
So they can get inner pieces.
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