The Best 7 Bullseye Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bullseye jokes. There are some bullseye cupid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bullseye skeet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Bullseye Jokes and Puns

I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back.

I get no respect.

A Statistician is playing darts

The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"

A physicist, mathematician, and engineer go to target practice

The engineer is up first and hits 5 inches to the right of the bullseye. The physicist says, "No no no, you forgot to account for the curvature of the Earth and the wind." The physicist does his calculations, but misses 5 inches to the left of center. The mathematician yells: "BULLSEYE! Great job guys!!"

Why did a man paint a bullseye for the Louvre?

Because he liked d'arts.

TIL Kung Fu masters cut up their pizzas in a bullseye pattern

So they can get inner pieces.


My friends say i'm really bad at bullseye.

Guess im just missing the point of the game

The maple leafs are my favourite curling team

Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bullseye aim puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bullseye shot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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