The Best 34 Bulls Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bulls jokes. There are some bulls cattle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulls calf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bulls Jokes and Puns

Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them.

It's a huge red flag.

Two bulls are standing in a field.....

..its a cold morning and one bull says to the other..
"It's a bit chilly this morning"
to which the second bull says
"I know, i might just go slip into a jersey........."

Don't Bullshit Your Mother

Mrs. Rabin comes to visit her son Bernie for dinner.

He lives with a female roommate, Elaine. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Bernie's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Bernie and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Bernie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Elaine and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Elaine came to Bernie saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

*Dear Mom
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son
Bernie*

Several days later, Bernie received a response email from his Mom which read:

*Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Elaine, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mother*

Bulls joke, Don't Bullshit Your Mother

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator!

(Cue groans)

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.


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This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered "impersonating an officer"?

Why did the Chicago Bulls keep Scotty Pippen on the team?

So Michael Jordan had something to put his cigars out on.

An appeals court has upheld a ban on pit bulls

Another victory in the war on terrier

What Do Gay Bulls Eat?

Grass

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Dogs are the best. I have a lab.

It's a meth lab. But I guard it with pit bulls.

NSFW Billy is late for the class

Teacher : Why are you late Billy ?

Billy : Ma'am, I had to take the cows to our neighbour's ranch for insemination.

Teacher : Can't your father do it ?

Billy : He can. But neighbor's bulls do it better.

There are these two cowboys herding some Bulls,

One of them accidentally drops his lasso. The other picks it up and asks "Is this your rope?" To which the other replied, "No, this is America."

What do you call 10^12 bulls?

Terrabull

Bulls on a Parade

On a hot sunny day, I went to a record store. A song was playing on the speakers. Angrily, I picked up a hammer and started banging the speaker system.
The confused owner asked, "What is this?"
I said, "Rage Against the Machine."

Bulls joke, Bulls on a Parade

A psychiatric patient believed he was running with the bulls.

He was mentally in Spain.

What do you call a group of platonic bulls?

Brovines.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck??

Texans ride bulls while rednecks ride relatives.


50 cows and 1 bull were standing in a field...

A sudden strong breeze came and blew all the cows over, but not the bull. A cow walked over and asked the bull, why didn't that breeze blow you over? The bull replied, we bulls wobble but we don't fall down

There isn't enough recognition for the farmer who used his barren field to host the first Bovine Boxing tournament

He gave up an awful lot to see some bulls hit.

Bulls are just

Cow boys

Two bulls are in a field staring at a new cow

One says to the other I haven't seen herbivore

Two bulls were in a field when a new cow was released from the pen.

"Who is the new cow?" Asked one.

"Never seen herbivore." Said the other.

Humans used to ride cows and bulls into battle before horses were domesticated

It wasn't very good, they were udderly defeated

The wife said: "Bulls can engage in sexual activity more than 20 times in a day. I wish you could do that..."

And the husband replied: "Just remember they do it with more than one cow..."

I used to be a work on a ranch that kept cows and bulls,

but the pay was udderly terribull.

Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman are set to compete against each other in a wordplay competition in Spain

The Punning Of The Bulls

How do bulls write?

With a bullpen.

3,000 male cows are playing musical chairs. What happens when the music stops?

A whole lot of bulls sit.

What is the difference between a hockey mom & a pit bull?

Pit bulls are intelligent and loving.

Before the bullshit starts

A man comes into a bar and says: "quickly! two beer and two vodka before the bullshit starts!" The barman pours the drinks and the man downs them quickly one after the other.

"Quickly! two more beer and vodka before the bullshit starts!" the barman pours the drinks and the man thows them back like there is no tomorrow

"Quick! Two **more** beer and two vodka before the bullshit starts!"
"Do you have the money to pay for this?"
"Look the bullshit starts already!"

A farmer has dozens of cows and two bulls, but both bulls are too old to mate anymore.

One day the famer brings a third bull into the field. The new bull is much younger than the other two, and immediately starts mating with cow after cow.

When the old bulls see this, one of them starts huffing, snorting, and scraping the ground with his hoof.

"Don't bother competing with that guy," says the other old bull. "You're too old. He'd laugh at you."

"I'm not trying to compete with him," replies the first old bull. "I just want him to know I'm not a cow."

Where do Mechanical Bulls come from?

They're raised on a wrench.

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