Bullies Jokes
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- My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.
- If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that some kids would rather kill themselves than lose a bit of weight.
- The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
- To this day, my bully that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the positive side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
- Why is it wrong to bully people in wheel chair? Because they can't stand up for themselves.
- My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
- My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will bully him because of his name... I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"
- My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted. Homeschooling for us was fun though
- One time I saw 4 kids bullying another kid so I decided to step in He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
- There's this wheelchair bound kid that gets bullied alot. It's really sad cause he can't seem to stand up for himself.
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Bullies One Liners
Which bullies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bullies? I can suggest the ones about bullied and bulls.
- Stop bullying fat people, it isn't funny They have enough on their plate anyway.
- What do you call a kid who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance.
- Modern day bullies be like: "Nice gender, did your mommy pick it out for you???"
- What did the fat kid get for his Birthday? Bullied
- How would you describe the average bully? Mean.
- Why did the crippled kid get bullied at school? Because he can't stand up for himself.
- I ran into my high school bully yesterday Unfortunately he was wearing his seatbelt
- When people start bullying me about my weight, I cut myself..... another piece of cake
- What is a bully's favorite kind of joke? One with a punchline.
- Why does Earth bully other planets? Because they have no life.
- What do you call a boy that finally stood up to his bullies? An Ambulance
- I got one of those anti-bullying bracelets the other day I stole it off a fat ginger kid
- Why did the kid in the wheelchair get bullied? He was easy to push around
- When are bullies the most active? In the meantime
- Height bullying is no joke. Seriously guys, we need to stop looking down on short people.
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What funny jokes about bullies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pit bulls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bullies pranks.
Bullies and s**... have in common::
The One-in-a-Million chance of becoming a Human Being.
My girlfriend was very offended when some bullies called her an airhead...
So I deflated her and put her back in the box until she gets over it.
One day a bunch of bullies came and duct taped me to a wall, but I had a good friend who tried and stop them.
He stuck by my side.
I once saw 4 bullies fighting an 8 year old so I decided to help out...
He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us.
I was bullied a lot in school.
Eventually I went on to musical success. Years down the line, I stopped in my hometown to do a show. It turned out the biggest of my bullies was hired to handle my displays.
I watched for a while as he tried to put up some cardboard cutouts of myself. Every time he would set one up, another one fell over.
Now that I'm in charge, he can't stand up two me's.
What do you call it when someone bullies an over weight ISIS member?
Cali-fat shaming.
School bullying
ME: The bullies at school stole my lunch money again.
DAD: Did you tell anyone?
ME: Yes, but they just say things like "be strong", "stop crying", and "you're a useless teacher .
My sons teacher called me today to tell me he'd hit a classmate with a set of Roman numerals.
That's not what I meant when I told him he should give bullies the old one-two.
I'm not clumsy
It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.
I saw a kid getting attacked by 3 bullies in my local park, so I helped out
He didn't have a chance against the four of us.
Two bullies at school keep putting fruits inside my son's bag.
I wish they'd leave him melon
You know?If I learned anything...
I can say, 'maturity is a lot like my childhood memories of my school time bullies. They were right'.
What do you call a Kid that stands up to his Bullies?
School shooter.
What did the little bee say to his big bullies?
Please don't beelittle me
One Punch Man was bullied as a child.
One day at school all the bullies tried to beat him up together, but OPM had finally had enough. He released his most devastating attack.
The Sandy Hook.