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- My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.
- If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that some kids would rather kill themselves than lose a bit of weight.
- The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
- To this day, my bully that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the positive side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
- Why is it wrong to bully people in wheel chair? Because they can't stand up for themselves.
- My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
- My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will bully him because of his name... I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"
- My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted. Homeschooling for us was fun though
- One time I saw 4 kids bullying another kid so I decided to step in He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
- There's this wheelchair bound kid that gets bullied alot. It's really sad cause he can't seem to stand up for himself.
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Which bullied one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bullied? I can suggest the ones about bullies and harassed.
- Stop bullying fat people, it isn't funny They have enough on their plate anyway.
- What do you call a kid who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance.
- Modern day bullies be like: "Nice gender, did your mommy pick it out for you???"
- What did the fat kid get for his Birthday? Bullied
- How would you describe the average bully? Mean.
- Why did the crippled kid get bullied at school? Because he can't stand up for himself.
- I ran into my high school bully yesterday Unfortunately he was wearing his seatbelt
- When people start bullying me about my weight, I cut myself..... another piece of cake
- What is a bully's favorite kind of joke? One with a punchline.
- Why does Earth bully other planets? Because they have no life.
- What do you call a boy that finally stood up to his bullies? An Ambulance
- I got one of those anti-bullying bracelets the other day I stole it off a fat ginger kid
- Why did the kid in the wheelchair get bullied? He was easy to push around
- When are bullies the most active? In the meantime
- Height bullying is no joke. Seriously guys, we need to stop looking down on short people.
Hilarious Bullied Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about bullied you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mugged jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bullied pranks.
Why was the handicapped kid getting bullied?
He just couldn't stand up for himself.
I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words...
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
What did the bullied microchip say?
PIC on someone your own size!
What did the little nerdy kid get for his birthday?
Bullied
I named my son "Tennis" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it.
He's a good sport really.
I honestly prefer Brexit over being bullied in school day after day
Atleast I'd get pounded less
In school, we had an assembly on bullying
The teacher spoke about a young gay boy, being bullied because of his sexuality. She spoke in length about his life, and the verbal a**... he suffers. She then asked a question, 'How do you think he takes it?' Apparently, 'Up the a**...!' wasn't a suitable answer.
I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out.
He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us.
Johny was offered a nickel or a dime...
Johny was bullied by all the other second grade students. Every day, they would offer him either a dime or a nickel. Every time, he took the nickel. The kids would all laugh at him every time he took the nickel. One day a kid asked him why he always took the nickel, even though the dime was worth more. He quietly responded, "If I take the dime, they will stop offering me the money. I've made $20 already!"
Here's a story about a boy with a strange name...
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Odd. Throughout his childhood he was picked on and bullied ruthlessly because of his name. He was so ashamed of that when he died, he decided to leave his gravestone blank.
Now, years later, whenever they pass his grave they would say, "That's odd."
One Punch Man was bullied as a child.
One day at school all the bullies tried to beat him up together, but OPM had finally had enough. He released his most devastating attack.
The Sandy Hook.
I was bullied at school. They always stole my dinner money and gave me wedgies. One day they flushed my head down the toilet
It was then i decide to give up teaching
What do you get from Pokemon getting bullied by people?
Next-gen animal a**...
I used to be sesquipedally loquacious
I got bullied because I couldn't even explain that that meant I was talking all the time with big and overly complicated words.
That's when the e**... made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device.
A Farm Boy gets bullied for having a big head...
The son says, "Mom, all the kids at school say I have a big head. Its really upsetting."
The mother says, "Don't worry honey, your head isn't big at all. Now, go gather some potatoes."
"Mom, I don't have a bag for potatoes."
"Its okay son, just use your hat."
I was bullied a lot in school.
Eventually I went on to musical success. Years down the line, I stopped in my hometown to do a show. It turned out the biggest of my bullies was hired to handle my displays.
I watched for a while as he tried to put up some cardboard cutouts of myself. Every time he would set one up, another one fell over.
Now that I'm in charge, he can't stand up two me's.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
Bullied.
What does a midget that gets bullied say?
I just want to belong.
I was bullied...
When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn't do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who "couldn't stand up for himself" and I think that's ironic considering it all.
why does the crippled kid keep getting bullied
he cant stand up for himself
What did the cable say when he was bullied by another cable?
"Wire you so mean!"
The guy that bullied me in high school still takes my lunch money.
In his defense though, he does make an excellent sub.
Grilled cheese
It's like regular cheese but it's been bullied a lot
High school was really n**... for me. I got bullied a lot, got called names. The school eventually had to call my mom.
She just said "he's my son I'll call him whatever I want"
What did the president of Russia say when he was bullied in school
Stop Putin me down
Payback
My teacher's advice to me being bullied was, 'Sticks and stone may break my bones but word will never hurt me.'
So I threw a dictionary at her.
I've just bumped into the guy who bullied me in school again
I've been digging in my garden when my shovel scraped something.
Why did the straight kid get bullied in cooking class???
He wasn't pansexual
I once saw a kid getting bullied by 4 men so I stepped in.
He did not stand a chance against 5 of us.
As a kid, I was bullied because I had aspergers
Thank the good lord above they never found out I had ascheese as well
So I saw a kid getting bullied at my school today...
I would've stood up for him, but I'm bound to a wheelchair.
My friend was being bullied so badly at work that he started self harming -
I said "Mate, who's side are you on!?"
The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to them.
Trust me, I have bullied a *lot* of people.
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How did the kid in the wheelchair stop being bullied?
He stood up for himself.
I'm not a player, I'm a gamer. Players get chicks.
I get bullied at school.
I got bullied by a bunch of redditors after fixing my fence
Apparently, I'm not supposed to repost things
As a kid growing up I'd always get bullied, every morning they'd spit in my food and call me names.
Man, I hated being home schooled.
There was a man once who was named "Odd"
He hated his name because he was bullied due to his name in School. His whole life he had to endure people making fun out of him. When he was old and on his death bed, he told his children that his headstone should not have his name and should be blank. After he died, his children fulfilled his wish and put up a blank headstone.
Later when people were passing by his grave, they would look at his blank headstone and say - "Hmmm. Thats Odd".
I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.
I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.
I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been s**... into that trap before!
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because batman swore to protect goth ham
