Bulletproof Jokes
29 bulletproof jokes and hilarious bulletproof puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bulletproof that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bulletproof Short Jokes
Short bulletproof jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bulletproof humour may include short gunman jokes also.
- I don't see why Obama gave all his speeches behind bulletproof glass.. I know he's black and all but I doubt he'd actually shoot anyone.
- What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea. (ricochet)
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!!! - We get it Mr. Trump, you have bulletproof shoes. ....That doesn't mean you should keep shooting yourself in the foot.
- The Pope-mobile Because nothing says "faith in God" more than 4 inches of bullet-proof glass...
- They should make birth control for men Because it makes more sense to fire blanks than shoot at a bulletproof vest.
Recent discoveries will make this joke obsolete, thought I'd give it one more run. - The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs
- When Obama gave his first speech as president he was behind bulletproof glass I don't think it's fair.. just cuz he black don't mean he gunna shoot anyone
- I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car. Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible.
- Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for
my birthday. It was
waterproof, shockproof,
fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof.
I lost it. - If Batman wears kevlar armor and a bulletproof cape, why does Robin have to wear a bright-colored spandex outfit? For the same reason: Batman doesn't like getting shot.
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Bulletproof One Liners
Which bulletproof one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bulletproof? I can suggest the ones about armour and briefcase.
- What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea.
- What do you call an Irishman in a bulletproof vest? Rick O'Shea
- If eyes could shoot bullets, I'd look into a bulletproof mirror.
- A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
- What do you call a bulletproof scouser? Kev laa
- Anybody heard about the bulletproof Irishman? Rick 'o Shea
- A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
- Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
- What do police officers wear under their bulletproof vests? Underarmour
- Luke Cage is a cop's worst nightmare... A bulletproof black man in a hoodie.
- My Grades Make my report card into a bulletproof vest because my grades are solid
- In Syria vests come in two styles s**... and Bullet-proof.
Hilarious Bulletproof Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about bulletproof you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gunshot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bulletproof pranks.
When barack obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass.
That shows how racist America still is.
Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone
Thanks Frankie Boyle
Marriage joke
My husband and I couldn't decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman.
If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, I said, what would you get?
A bulletproof one, he said. I'm married.
When Obama made his inaugural speech, they put him behind bulletproof glass.
And that's proof of the racism that still exists in America today. I mean, just because he's black, doesn't mean he was going to go and shoot everybody.
