The Best 19 Bulldozer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bulldozer jokes. There are some bulldozer forklift jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulldozer digger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bulldozer Jokes and Puns

My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther

He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

How do you move a sleeping cow?

*Use a bulldozer.*

Yes I came up with this joke and yes I'm proud. Don't judge!

A series of cow jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull-dozer
Q: How does a farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work
Q: Why don't cows have money?
A: The farmers milk them dry
Q: What's a grumpy cow called?
A: Moooody

Bulldozer joke, A series of cow jokes

What do you call a male cow that keeps falling asleep?

A bulldozer.

I just made this up. I apologize for my self and my entire ancestory that led to this.

The rainforest cafe is getting to realistic

I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe


What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

What's the worst cat to have on your lap?

Probably a bulldozer

Bulldozer joke, What's the worst cat to have on your lap?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

I was watching some construction workers today

outside my office building. They were laying down a bunch of grass.

I saw a forklift come in carrying rolls of grass, when all of a sudden a huge bulldozer came out of nowhere and crashed full speed into the forklift. Both the driver of the forklift and the grass went flying...

It was quite the horrific sight indeed...all I could think was, "Poor sod..."

What is the people mover in Detroit?

A bulldozer.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What do you get when you hit a poodle with a bulldozer?

A puddle

A bus full of journalists is on its way to Mar-a-Lago.

The bus veers off the road and overturns. Emergency vehicles rush to the scene, only to find Trump with a shovel in his hand, and Stephen Miller on a bulldozer.

A paramedic asks " What happened to all the passengers ? "

Trump says " They were all dead, so we buried them ! "

Stunned, the paramedic says " Do you mean everybody died ? "

Trump replies " Some of them claimed they weren't dead, but you know how the press lies ! "

What is yellow and is not edible?

A bulldozer.

A math teacher invented something.

A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer.

He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'

Bulldozer joke, A math teacher invented something.

What's a sleeping bull called ??

"A BULLDOZER"

I saw a cow asleep in a construction site thus morning

I think it was a bulldozer

I cured a cow's insomnia once.

It was easy with a bulldozer. Now it doesn't want to wake up.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bulldozer excavator jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bulldozer ono piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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