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34 bulldozer jokes and hilarious bulldozer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bulldozer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bulldozer Short Jokes

Short bulldozer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bulldozer humour may include short bulldog jokes also.

  1. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
  2. I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far. This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
  3. How do you move a sleeping cow? *Use a bulldozer.*
    Yes I came up with this joke and yes I'm proud. Don't judge!
  4. What do you call a male cow that keeps falling asleep? A bulldozer.
    I just made this up. I apologize for my self and my entire ancestory that led to this.
  5. The rainforest cafe is getting to realistic I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe
  6. I feel that Disney is taking the "Rainforest Cafe" theme a bit to seriously I was just sitting there eating when they bulldozed half of the place down.
  7. Bought the 'Sounds of the Rainforest cd, not as relaxing as I hoped. The 1st half was birds chirping, rest was chainsaws and bulldozers.
  8. A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer.
    He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'
  9. I cured a cow's insomnia once. It was easy with a bulldozer. Now it doesn't want to wake up.
  10. Helicopter parents hover around their kids. Bulldozer parents shove all the obstacles out of their kids way. I think my dad was a Steamroller parent. When I did something wrong he flattened me.

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Bulldozer One Liners

Which bulldozer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bulldozer? I can suggest the ones about digger and shovel.

  1. What's yellow and hurts if you get it in you eye? A bulldozer
  2. What should a bovine tranquilizer be called? A bulldozer
  3. What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.
  4. What's the worst cat to have on your lap? Probably a bulldozer
  5. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
  6. What is the people mover in Detroit? A bulldozer.
  7. What do you call a sleeping bull? .
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    A bull-dozer.
  8. Why did the dog chase the bulldozer? It doesn't like Cats.
  9. What's black and yellow and doesn't float? A bulldozer.
  10. What do you get when you hit a poodle with a bulldozer? A puddle
  11. What do you call sleeping male cattle? Bulldozers.
  12. What is yellow and is not edible? A bulldozer.
  13. How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze
  14. What's a sleeping bull called ?? "A BULLDOZER"
  15. I saw a cow asleep in a construction site thus morning I think it was a bulldozer

Bulldozer joke, I saw a cow asleep in a construction site thus morning

Witty Bulldozer Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about bulldozer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grave digger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bulldozer pranks.

A series of cow jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull-dozer
Q: How does a farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work
Q: Why don't cows have money?
A: The farmers milk them dry
Q: What's a grumpy cow called?
A: Moooody

UK politician Boris Johnson has promised to lie in front of bulldozers clearing a path for the 3rd Heathrow runway.

This should be no problem for him as he has already had plenty of practice lying in front of a bus!

My farmer grandpa died this time last year. This was his favourite joke...

My grandpa who lived on a farm always used to say that if he won the lottery he would buy Disneyland, bulldoze it to the ground and plant crops...because he's used to struggling.
I hope this made you smile as much as he made me smile.

I was watching some construction workers today

outside my office building. They were laying down a bunch of grass.
I saw a forklift come in carrying rolls of grass, when all of a sudden a huge bulldozer came out of nowhere and crashed full speed into the forklift. Both the driver of the forklift and the grass went flying...
It was quite the horrific sight indeed...all I could think was, "Poor sod..."

Bulldozer joke, What's black and yellow and doesn't float?