The Best 22 Bulldozer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bulldozer jokes. There are some bulldozer forklift jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulldozer digger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Bulldozer Jokes and Puns

My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther

He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

What's yellow and hurts if you get it in you eye?

A bulldozer

A series of cow jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull-dozer
Q: How does a farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work
Q: Why don't cows have money?
A: The farmers milk them dry
Q: What's a grumpy cow called?
A: Moooody

How do you move a sleeping cow?

*Use a bulldozer.*

Yes I came up with this joke and yes I'm proud. Don't judge!

What do you call a male cow that keeps falling asleep?

A bulldozer.

I just made this up. I apologize for my self and my entire ancestory that led to this.

The rainforest cafe is getting to realistic

I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe

What should a bovine tranquilizer be called?

A bulldozer

Bulldozer joke, What should a bovine tranquilizer be called?

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

What's the worst cat to have on your lap?

Probably a bulldozer

I was watching some construction workers today

outside my office building. They were laying down a bunch of grass.

I saw a forklift come in carrying rolls of grass, when all of a sudden a huge bulldozer came out of nowhere and crashed full speed into the forklift. Both the driver of the forklift and the grass went flying...

It was quite the horrific sight indeed...all I could think was, "Poor sod..."

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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What is the people mover in Detroit?

A bulldozer.

What do you call a sleeping bull?




A bull-dozer.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What do you get when you hit a poodle with a bulldozer?

A puddle

Bulldozer joke, What do you get when you hit a poodle with a bulldozer?

A bus full of journalists is on its way to Mar-a-Lago.

The bus veers off the road and overturns. Emergency vehicles rush to the scene, only to find Trump with a shovel in his hand, and Stephen Miller on a bulldozer.

A paramedic asks " What happened to all the passengers ? "

Trump says " They were all dead, so we buried them ! "

Stunned, the paramedic says " Do you mean everybody died ? "

Trump replies " Some of them claimed they weren't dead, but you know how the press lies ! "

What is yellow and is not edible?

A bulldozer.

A math teacher invented something.

A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer.

He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'

What's a sleeping bull called ??


I saw a cow asleep in a construction site thus morning

I think it was a bulldozer

I cured a cow's insomnia once.

It was easy with a bulldozer. Now it doesn't want to wake up.

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