The Best 18 Bulldog Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bulldog jokes. There are some bulldog pitbull jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulldog georgia bulldog puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bulldog Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

I really gotta quit drinking. Last night I got so wasted I blew chunks for hours...

Chunks is my 4 year old bulldog.

One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shih tzu

We called it a bullshit

Bulldog joke, One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shih tzu

Birds and the bees.

A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what my private parts look like but what does a girl's look like?"

The dad, shocked by his sons question, thinks hard about his answer, "son" he says, "imagine a bright pink rose on a dewy morning."

The son ponders this then asks, "well what does it look like after sex?"

The father chuckles, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi


I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu.

Bullshit.

What do you get if you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu?

Bullshit...

Bulldog joke, What do you get if you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu?

Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever?

Just kidding, that's bullshit.

What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu?

Its called "Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth".

What do you get when you mix a shiatsu with a bulldog.

You get a bullshit.

What do you call a Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix?

A Tzu Dog. Because your other idea was bullshit.

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My neighbor's Shih Tzu dog mated with my Bulldog.

now I have a Bullshiht.

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A mutt.

What does the puppy of a bulldog and a shih tzu called?

Bullshit.

What do you call when you mate a bulldog with a shitzu?

Bullshit.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shi'tzu?

The worst smoothie I've ever had and arrested, apparently.

Bulldog joke, What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shi'tzu?

What kind of dog do you get when you mix a Terrier with a bulldog?

A Terribull dog (Told by my 7 year old daughter)

My neigbors dog is a mix between a Terrier and a Bulldog

He is a terribull dog.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bulldog hellifiknow jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bulldog dog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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