Bulldog Jokes
31 bulldog jokes and hilarious bulldog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bulldog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends smile with these hilarious bulldog jokes! From English Bulldogs to French Bulldogs, these jokes are sure to be a hit no matter what breed of bulldog you have. Whether your dog is a crossbreed, a Georgia Bulldog, an American Bulldog, or a Poodle or Pug, these funny jokes will have you and your furry friend in stitches!
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Funniest Bulldog Short Jokes
Short bulldog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bulldog humour may include short bulldozer jokes also.
- What kind of dog do you get when you mix a Terrier with a bulldog? A Terribull dog (Told by my 7 year old daughter)
- I really gotta quit drinking. Last night I got so wasted I blew chunks for hours... Chunks is my 4 year old bulldog.
- What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called "Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth".
- I heard the Georgia Bulldogs QB is going in to insurance when he's done with football. He will be Jake Fromm, State Farm.
- Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu?
An abortion. - What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a s**...'tzu? The worst smoothie I've ever had and arrested, apparently.
- What do you call a Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix? A Tzu Dog. Because your other idea was b**....
- Q: What do you call a bulldog and shih tzu crossbreed?
A: b**.... - What do you get when you mix a shiatsu with a bulldog. You get a b**....
- Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's b**....
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Bulldog One Liners
Which bulldog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bulldog? I can suggest the ones about hound dog and big dog.
- My neigbors dog is a mix between a Terrier and a Bulldog He is a terribull dog.
- What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A bull-shiht!
- What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi
- What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A mutt.
- My neighbor's Shih Tzu dog mated with my Bulldog. now I have a Bullshiht.
- ‘A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders – rest in peace.'
- Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
- What do you call a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih-tzu? Bullsh*t.
- The Bulldogs cheerleading squad was spelling out their team name...
- If a bulldog and a shitzu mated, their off-spring would be called a dog-zu
- What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht
- What do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shih tzu? A politician.
- I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. b**....
- What do you get if you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? b**......
- One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shih tzu We called it a b**...
Fun-Filled Bulldog Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about bulldog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pit bull jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bulldog pranks.
Birds and the bees.
A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what my private parts look like but what does a girl's look like?"
The dad, shocked by his sons question, thinks hard about his answer, "son" he says, "imagine a bright pink rose on a dewy morning."
The son ponders this then asks, "well what does it look like after s**...?"
The father chuckles, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
