The Best 17 Bulk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bulk jokes. There are some bulk logistics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulk quantity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bulk Jokes and Puns

R.I.P. dad

My dad passed away yesterday (this is true). He was 87 and had a good innings. We've done the bulk of our grieving and all is good. My brother sent me this message this morning:

"I reckon dad has already told Eddie Van Halen to turn the volume down."


So a blind man walks into a bar..

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender replies "Look buddy, im blonde, and I am 200 pounds of pure muscle. The guy next to you is blond too, and he is 250 pounds, and the guy on the other side is also blonde, he is 300 pounds of bulk, are you still sure you want to tell that joke?"
The blind man replies "Never mind, I dont wanna have to repeat it 5 times."

Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears?


The Rock pay per scissors

Bulk joke, Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears?

Where can you buy soup in bulk?

The stock market.

I've decided to get help with my drug habit.

I've managed to convince some friends to give me bulk discounts.

My son was told to bulk up, so he eats seafood 5 times a week...

...because he needs those mussels.


In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.

But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That's why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.

Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<

Bulk joke, Mayonnaise

Why are fat hookers cheap?

It's a bulk discount.

I like my women like I like my cigars.

Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old.

What does Matthew McConaughey eat when trying to bulk up?

All rice, all rice, all rice

We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil.

It's for Autumnmobiles

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What do Mormons say when they go to the strip club?

Do they come in bulk?

Costco stock was down today more than $6

Nobody bought their shares in bulk.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

He had a connection to a guy who could get cheap beer when buying in bulk, and he had connections to a family member of the host.

Oh and he was a fungi.

Do you know the best thing to get in bulk at Aldi's?

Aldi's nuts.

Did you hear about the new xbox brand bulk shipping container?

It was an xbox xbox box box.

Bulk joke, Did you hear about the new xbox brand bulk shipping container?

Have you heard that Takeshi69 has been taking supplements to bulk up in Prison?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bulk potholder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bulk authentic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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