Bulimic Jokes
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Short bulimic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bulimic humour may include short bulimia jokes also.
- My next door neighbor is Bulimic and she was making so much noise last night, that I banged on the wall and shouted... "For goodness sake, keep it down!"
- I was woken up again last night by the bulimic girl next door. I banged on the wall and shouted, "For God's sake, keep it down!"
- I think my wife is suffering from Bulimic Amnesia She keeps eating and eating and eating, and then forgetting to throw up
- So I just had a very awkward conversation with a bulimic over lunch. It's safe to say; that didn't go down very well.
- What was the highlight of the bulimic bachelor party? It was when the cake came out of the girl.
- My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulimic, and get spontaneous erections... She said I can't keep it down.
- What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge.
- What's the difference between a bulimic and a communist? The communist feels hungry without having to throw up.
- I went to a bulimic bachelor party last weekend A cake jumped out of the stripper.
- I dated a bulimic that overcame a lot of adversity. You just couldn't keep her down.
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Bulimic One Liners
Which bulimic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bulimic? I can suggest the ones about anorexic and bipolar.
- Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket.
- Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl.
- What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger
- Why do bulimic girls love KFC? Cause it comes with the bucket
- What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey
- How can you tell if you are at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.
- Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl.
- I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl.
- I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!
- My girlfriend is so loud and bulimic…. I'm always telling her to keep it down
- I just walked past the Bulimics Club. The place was heaving.
- My bulimic girlfriend surprised me for my cake day The cake jumped out of her.
- How do you know if you're at a bulimic stag party? The cake jumps out the girl.
- What do you call a bulimic magician? Hurlin' Merlin
- I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up.
Charming Humor Bulimic Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about bulimic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eating disorder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bulimic pranks.
What's the worst thing about having s**... with a Bulimic?
She won't s**...
Why do bulimics hate Netflix?
You can binge all you want, but there's no way to purge.
Went to a bulimic birthday party today...
I saw a cake pop out of a girl.
A Person with Hypochondriatic-OCD
and a Bulimic share the same shower...that's it.
What would you call a bulimic Steve Harvey?
Heave Starvey.
Why are bulimics so good at giving head?
Because they're teeth are worn away from acid and they have no gag reflex left.