The Best 22 Bulge Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Bulge jokes. There are some bulge crotch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulge belly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Bulge Jokes and Puns
I was having a prostate exam...
Me:*squirms
Doctor: Don't worry, it's perfectly fine to have an erection at a time like this.
So I tried to ignore the bulge in his pants.
This girl said she could see a bulge in my swim shorts and I was flattered.
I looked down at my crotch and she said, "The other side."
Moth Inspector
A man and a woman are getting it on in bed when they hear the front door open. The woman says, "It's my husband! You'd better hide."
She throws his clothes under the bed and he hides behind the curtains. Her husband comes in, sees her all hot and sweaty, and the sheets all messed up. He looks around, and sees a big bulge in the curtains, and a pair of feet sticking out underneath. He whips the curtains open, and says, "Who the hell are you?"
The man says, "I'm the moth inspector."
The husband says, "Moth inspector? Why are you naked?"
The man looks down and says, "Damn. I'm too late."
My friend, who noticed a bulge in my pocket says "What's that"?
I said "Golf ball". He says "Oh man, that must hurt! I had tennis elbow once."
There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.
A man walks up to a hotel counter to check out.
The woman at the counter notices his bulge, and can't help but stare at it. The man asks what are you doing? The woman says I'm checking you out.
I got a prostate exam...
And the doctor told me its normal to get an erection.
So I just ignored his bulge.
On my first day of work as a zoo keeper I noticed one of my male coworkers had a bulge in his pants. I asked him...
"Is that a small monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
He said "Yeah, it's Macaque"
So a guy decides to walk to the bar by strolling across an adjacent golf course.
So a guy decides to walk to the bar by strolling across an adjacent golf course. As he walks he picks up stray balls and stuffs them in his pants pocket. Later, seated at the bar he notices the lady next to him staring at the huge bulge in his pants. "Golf balls," he explains. "You poor man," the lady exclaims. "And here I thought my tennis elbow was bad."
Two guys are chatting at the gym, and the first guy says to the second "what's that bulge in your pants?"
The second guy replies: "Tennis ball."
The first guy thinks about it for a second and says, "ouch. I had tennis elbow once."
I go to the Jim every morning
Are you thin? Are you overweight? Are you fighting the battle of the bulge? Do you have a sedentary lifestyle? Are you plain lazy? Do you have someone or the other always telling you to go to the gym?
Here's something for you...
"Instead of calling my bathroom the John, I call it the Jim.
That way it sounds a lot better when I tell people I go to the Jim first thing every morning :-)"
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A man is jogging along the road when he find an absolutely pristine tennis ball on the ground.
It doesn't seem to belong to anyone. So he picks it up and puts it in his pocket.
While waiting at a cross walk another man notices the bulge and asks "What is that?"
"A tennis ball" he replies.
"Oh, that must hurt a lot! I once had a Tennis Elbow"
What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?
The Battle of the Bulge.
An old man dies...
...and at the funeral, his family members walk to the casket to say their final respects. When they're done, the old mans son notices a bulge in his fathers pants. When he goes to ask the funeral director about it, the director says "Oh, don't worry about that, it's just mourning wood"
What do you call a veteran's uncomfortable erection?
Battle of the bulge
2 Guys walk out of the gym together.
The first guy has a big bulge near his pocket. The second guy points at and and asks what it is.
"Tennis ball."
The second guy makes a face like he's thinking, and then says "Well I had tennis elbow once..."
The logger
So a logger wakes up in the morning and goes off into the forest with his waist-bag, to find some firewood.
After finding some wood, he puts it into his waist-bag and is returning home when a man stops him and asks "What's that bulge in your bag?"
"Oh," says the logger. "Just some morning wood."
I went to a doctor last week...
I got a prostate exam and the doctor told me that it's Okay to get an erection during the process. So, I ignored his bulge.
I was asked to leave the local swimming pool today as the large bulge in my Speedos was upsetting some of the other swimmers.
I pointed out another guy in similar trunks and asked why he was not being asked to leave.
Because he hasn't shat himself, was the reply.
Handshake
Him: That's a firm handshake for a woman.
Her: That's a small bulge for a man.
Him: Your mom didn't think so.
Her: My mom died.
Him: Of exhaustion.
I got caught smuggling a gun to the furry convention
Security guard *(notices bulge)* OwO what's this?!!
What do you call a WW2 soldier trying to conceal an erection?
Battle of the Bulge
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