The Best 6 Bulgarian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bulgarian jokes. There are some bulgarian frenchman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulgarian croat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bulgarian Jokes and Puns

Why don't the Bulgarians, Greeks, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey.

A rather drunk lieutenant formed up the platoon:

"Soldiers, why is the formation so crooked?"
"Because the Earth is round!" - someone called out.
"Who said that?"
"Galileo."
"Galileo, step forward!"
"But he has died long ago!"
"So then?! People here are dying, and no one is reporting this to me?"



*Joke was translated from Bulgarian*

Three Bulgarian are brag about sons.

My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want - say first
Bulgarian.

The second man says - My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!

Third Bulgarian wait long time, then say, - My son is die at birth. For
him, struggle is over.

Wow! You are win us - say others. But all are feel sad.

What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

Two Bulgarians are driving in a car. A policemen stops them: "we're looking for two pedophiles". The Bulgarians look at each other, and look back at the policeman:

"Okay, we'll do it!"


Did anyone else read about that Bulgarian guy that got guillotined yesterday?

Dennis Hedfelov

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bulgarian portuguese jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bulgarian estonian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes