The Best 6 Bulgaria Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bulgaria jokes. There are some bulgaria croatia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulgaria europe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bulgaria Jokes and Puns

Thanksgiving in Bulgaria

Obviously Thanksgiving is an American holiday. However, as a former soldier deployed to Southern Europe, I was given a week long pass during the week of Thanksgiving. I decided to go to Bulgaria. You know what the best thing about Thanksgiving in Bulgaria is?

Bulgaria is next to Turkey and Greece.

Three Bulgarian are brag about sons.

My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want - say first
Bulgarian.

The second man says - My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!

Third Bulgarian wait long time, then say, - My son is die at birth. For
him, struggle is over.

Wow! You are win us - say others. But all are feel sad.

People who constantly brag about their ancestors are like potatoes;

The only good part is underground.

Note: I heard this one in Bulgaria.

Two Bulgarians are driving in a car. A policemen stops them: "we're looking for two pedophiles". The Bulgarians look at each other, and look back at the policeman:

"Okay, we'll do it!"

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light


In Bulgaria we have three holidays

Christmas, New Year and everyday.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bulgaria bulgarian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bulgaria capital piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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