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Thanksgiving in Bulgaria
Obviously Thanksgiving is an American holiday. However, as a former soldier deployed to Southern Europe, I was given a week long pass during the week of Thanksgiving. I decided to go to Bulgaria. You know what the best thing about Thanksgiving in Bulgaria is?
Bulgaria is next to Turkey and Greece.
People who constantly brag about their ancestors are like potatoes;
The only good part is underground.
Note: I heard this one in Bulgaria.
What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?
Light
In Bulgaria we have three holidays
Christmas, New Year and everyday.
Why was Sofia sentenced to death in Bulgaria?
She committed a capital offence.
Two men travel by train
The journey is very long as they need to cross several European countries. One of them constantly asks at which country they currently are out of boredom. The other man replies correctly by not even looking outside the window.
How do you do that without looking?
Every country has its very specific climate. It's not that hard. Here, let me show you.
He places his hand outside the window every few hours and replies.
Right now we are going through Germany, because my hand is wet.
Right now we are going through Greece, because my hand feels warm.
Right now we are going through Bulgaria, because … my watch is missing.
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