"Any two-watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That'll do. I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn't have any. "
"Any what?"
"Yes please."
I know I should be more upset, but I'm absolutely delighted!
Not too bright, easy to turn on and hanging from electrical wire in my basement.
None. German light bulbs are quality products.
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
Four. One to change bulbs and 3 to sit around and complain that the original was better.
As the woman scanned them, she asked, "Will you be putting these up yourself, sir?"
"'Erm, no." I replied. "What kind of sicko do you think I am?"
None, it's not on the state standardized test and light bulbs aren't in the budget.
Light bulbs.
Nice guys don't replace light bulbs: they'll just stand around complimenting it, hoping to get it screwed.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
One day these three little boys were bragging about their dads. The first little boy said, "my daddy can lift 100lbs. over his head." The second little boy said, "thats nothing my daddy can lift 200lbs. over his head." The third little boy said, "Thats nothing my daddy can eat light bulbs!" The other two little boys were like really hows that? the boy said, "Yeah i heard my daddy tell my mommy in the bed room the other night you turn that light off and I'll eat that thang!
Little Mary raises her hand and says, My dad can build a ship inside of a bottle!
That's really interesting Mary, says the teacher. How about you Billy, what can your dad do?
Billy replies, My dad can carve any animal out of wood!
That's an amazing skill Billy, replied the teacher. How about little Johnny? What can your dad do?
My dad eats light bulbs ! said little Johnny
Eats light bulbs? Can you explain what you mean? asked the teacher.
Well, I was in bed last night and I heard my dad say to my mom, if you turn the light out I'll eat it.
Light bulb.
Just one, but about a dozen light bulbs.
Only one, but you need three light bulbs.
One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs
Every night he tells my mom "turn the light off so i can eat it"
Well obviously more than 8, my basement is still dark
I came across an open package of light bulbs at work today.
I thought to myself, "Stealing lightbulbs? This guy must be in a really dark place".
None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are.
He was delighted.
Things don't look so bright
And they're just not watt they used to be
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.
Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
None – its a pseudo-problem… light bulbs give off light (hence the name). If the bulb was broken and wasn't giving off light, it wouldn't be a 'light bulb' now would it? And if it wasn't broken, then why does it need changing?
You don't need light bulbs when you have a glass ceiling.
None. They're already lit.
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
He wasn't sure what led to his capture, since he was pulling out all the stops to not get caught.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
None. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
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