Bulbous Jokes
6 bulbous jokes and hilarious bulbous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bulbous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bulbous Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good bulbous joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little insquisitive...
"Why do we have two humps," asked the son.
"That's so we can go for days without water. We can store it in the humps."
"Why do we have very long eyelashes?
"That," he was told, "is to protect the eyes from sand in a sand storm."
"And why do we have bulbous looking feet?"
"That's so we're can travel twice as fast through the desert."
"Dad," asked the young camel, "What the h**... are we doing in this zoo?"
What do you get if you trip over a Pokemon?
A bulbous sore
A Pokemon trainer goes to see a doctor
She is worried about a substantial, painful growth on one of her fingers, but the doctor tells her it's not a big deal: "It's actually quite common for a Pokemon trainer to have a bulbous sore on their hands."
I discovered that I an allergy to plant-type Pokemon.
I caught a bulbous sore.
My friend phoned me.
He said, "My wife has lost her new puppy. It's a fat hairy thing with bulbous eyes."
I said, "Great description, but what about the dog?"
What did one turnip say to the other?
We're white and bulbous, just like America
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