One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
Why must it be a group activity?
Too
All of them. Never split the party.
1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
One. Because we are efficient and not very funny.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
One. We are efficient and dont have humour.
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
None it's always lit fam
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
That's not funny
Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
Two.
One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*
Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.
He said "screw" lolol
Better buy a flashlight
We may never know the truth.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to tell you they are vegans.
.......
Well apparently the correct answer is three. The extra one is needed to post whiny replies when they all get triggered by this joke.
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change.
None. Feminists don't change anything.
None. They shoot the room for being black and beat up the bulb for being broke.
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Do you have a ticket for that?
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One, or two? Three, or four?
I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.
5.
1 to change the bulb and 4 to shoot the room up for being black
How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
Two, but I have no clue how they got in there.
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
None. Thats what grad students are for
One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.
It doesn't matter.
69.
Just one, but it will take three episodes.
None. That's a hardware problem.
The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.
None. PETA can't change anything.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
No idea, but they beat up the room for being black and the bulb for being broke
I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark.
Why does everything have to be a group activity?
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go for a bike ride?
None. German light bulbs are quality products.
LETS GO RIDE BIKES
Five is apparently not enough because my basement is still dark.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
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