Following is our collection of funny Bulb jokes. There are some bulb fam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulb religious light bulb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
Why must it be a group activity?
Just one, but it will take three episodes.
None. Feminists don't change anything.
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Better buy a flashlight
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
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That's not funny
One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.
69.
Two.
One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*
No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
None. That's a hardware problem.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark
He said "screw" lolol
One, or two? Three, or four?
Two, but I have no clue how they got in there.
Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change.
The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.
I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
One. We are efficient and dont have humour.
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
Do you have a ticket for that?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
They don't, they just shoot the room for being black.
Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
It doesn't matter.
1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
We may never know the truth.
None it's always lit fam
Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to tell you they are vegans.
.......
Well apparently the correct answer is three. The extra one is needed to post whiny replies when they all get triggered by this joke.
None. They shoot the room for being black and beat up the bulb for being broke.
One. Because we are efficient and not very funny.
None. Thats what grad students are for
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All of them. Never split the party.
5.
1 to change the bulb and 4 to shoot the room up for being black
One day, the teacher asked the children in class to give examples of what was not good to put in one's mouth.
Little Johnny says, It is not good to put a lit light bulb in one's mouth.
The teacher says, That is correct, but why?
Little Johnny answers, I don't know, but my mom always tells my dad, 'Turn off the light before you put it in my mouth!'
None, they'll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.
Bulbasaur
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.
None. They're happy living in the dark
The man says: "I'm so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off."
The woman replies: "Don't worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me."
The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe.
Suddenly, the boss walks in a says: "What in the world are you doing?"
The woman replies: "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says: "You must've gone crazy from all that working, you can take the day off."
The woman leaves. The man follows.
The boss asks the man: "Where are you going?"
The man then replies: "I'm going home. I can't work in the dark."
5 days. & I'm pretty proud of myself.
Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.
Just one, but the light has to really want to change.
Give me your best lightbulb joke.
Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Two.
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
They don't change it. They follow the burnt-out bulb on tour for the next 50 years.
I don't know either, but it sure isn't 8 because my basement is still dark!
That depends on the amount of workforce initiated by the individual and the amount of money given to the cult.
five... six... seven... eight!
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to get drunk enough to make the room spin around.
One to change it and 1000 to spread propaganda claiming it never burnt out
Dark humour
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