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How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?


One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.

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Had sex with my girlfriend a couple days ago..

My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.

She looked at me and said, "Turn the light off and stick it in my butt".

I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.

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How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?

Why must it be a group activity?

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How many "friend-zones" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.

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How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.

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My girlfriend said if I turned off the light, I could stick it in her ass.

After I tried, she freaked out and told me never again.

I guess the bulb was hot.

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How many grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Too

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Had sex with my girlfriend a few days ago.[NSWF]

She told me to turn the light off and stick it in her butt.

Should've waited for the bulb to cool down first.

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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?

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How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb?

One. Because we are efficient and not very funny.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. We are efficient and dont have humour.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. They never get to keep the house.

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How many fuq bois does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None it's always lit fam

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How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

That's not funny

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two?

One?

....

Or two?

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I was in bed last night with my wife

I was in bed last night with my wife. She turns to me and says "If you turn the lamp off, I'll take it up the arse."

I should have waited for the bulb to cool down.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.

One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2- One to screw it in most of the way, and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

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How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

He said "screw" lolol

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

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How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Better buy a flashlight

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously not 8, my basement is still dark.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They never get the house anyway.

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