The Best 71 Bulb Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Bulb jokes. There are some bulb fam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bulb religious light bulb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Bulb Jokes and Puns
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?
Why must it be a group activity?
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it will take three episodes.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Feminists don't change anything.
How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Better buy a flashlight
How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
SRS bait.
How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer Natural Light.
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's not funny
How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.
How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
69.
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark
How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
He said "screw" lolol
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, or two? Three, or four?
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but I have no clue how they got in there.
How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change.
How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.
How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. We are efficient and dont have humour.
How many dead hookers do you need to change a light bulb?
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?
Do you have a ticket for that?
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't, they just shoot the room for being black.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.
How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter.
How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
We may never know the truth.
How many fuq bois does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None it's always lit fam
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to tell you they are vegans.
.......
Well apparently the correct answer is three. The extra one is needed to post whiny replies when they all get triggered by this joke.
How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They shoot the room for being black and beat up the bulb for being broke.
How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb?
One. Because we are efficient and not very funny.
How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Thats what grad students are for
How many grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Too
How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. Never split the party.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
5.
1 to change the bulb and 4 to shoot the room up for being black
What not to put in one's mouth
One day, the teacher asked the children in class to give examples of what was not good to put in one's mouth.
Little Johnny says, It is not good to put a lit light bulb in one's mouth.
The teacher says, That is correct, but why?
Little Johnny answers, I don't know, but my mom always tells my dad, 'Turn off the light before you put it in my mouth!'
How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they'll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.
What did the Bulbasaur say when he found out his wife was cheating on him?
Bulbasaur
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.
How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're happy living in the dark
A man and a woman are talking in the office.
The man says: "I'm so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off."
The woman replies: "Don't worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me."
The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe.
Suddenly, the boss walks in a says: "What in the world are you doing?"
The woman replies: "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says: "You must've gone crazy from all that working, you can take the day off."
The woman leaves. The man follows.
The boss asks the man: "Where are you going?"
The man then replies: "I'm going home. I can't work in the dark."
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I'm pretty proud of myself.
How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light has to really want to change.
Give me your best lightbulb joke.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't change it. They follow the burnt-out bulb on tour for the next 50 years.
How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know either, but it sure isn't 8 because my basement is still dark!
How many Scientologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on the amount of workforce initiated by the individual and the amount of money given to the cult.
How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
five... six... seven... eight!
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to get drunk enough to make the room spin around.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it and 1000 to spread propaganda claiming it never burnt out
What do you call a broken bulb and a funny guy?
Dark humour
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