Bulb Jokes
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Funniest Bulb Short Jokes
Short bulb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bulb humour may include short lamp jokes also.
- How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up. - How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're happy living in the dark
- How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. Never split the party.
- How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb? One. Because we are efficient and not very funny.
- How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. - How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour.
- How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on dragon Ball Z!
- How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. - How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb? Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
- How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
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Bulb One Liners
Which bulb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bulb? I can suggest the ones about bulge and candle.
- How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why must it be a group activity?
- How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
- How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
- how many alziemers patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side
- How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?
- How did communists light their homes before candle? with light bulbs
- How many fuq bois does it take to screw in a light bulb? None it's always lit fam
- How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny
- How many excel users does it take to screw in a light bulb? Monday January 01, 1900
- How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Better buy a flashlight - How many minimalists does it take to change a light bulb? One
- How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.
- How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? Do you have a ticket for that?
- How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? \[removed\]
- How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? Three, or four?
How Many Light Bulb Jokes
Here is a list of funny how many light bulb jokes and even better how many light bulb puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How Many Jews Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Who needs a light bulb when you have eight candles? Happy Chanukah, y'all.
- How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
- How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light has to really want to change.
Give me your best lightbulb joke. - How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
- How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? Narcissists don't use light bulbs. They use gaslighting.
- How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? He said "screw" lolol
- How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth.
- How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
- How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
- How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One or two?
One....or two?
One?........or two?
Light Bulb Jokes
Here is a list of funny light bulb jokes and even better light bulb puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
- How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.
- How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change.
- How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists don't change anything.
- How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.
- How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I'm pretty proud of myself.
- How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black.
- How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
- How many Republicans does it take to change a light-bulb? None.
Trump lies, tells them it was changed and they sit in the dark. - How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark
Changing Light Bulb Jokes
Here is a list of funny changing light bulb jokes and even better changing light bulb puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
- How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? None. Thats what grad students are for
- How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. It *has* to be seven.
- How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter.
- How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
- How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.
- How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. PETA can't change anything.
- How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
- How many cops does it need to change a broken light bulb? No idea, but they beat up the room for being black and the bulb for being broke
- How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
Change Light Bulb Jokes
Here is a list of funny change light bulb jokes and even better change light bulb puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Two. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
- How many adhd kids does it take to change a light bulb? LETS GO RIDE BIKES
- How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products.
- How many light bulbs does it take to change a man? Just one, if you put it in the right place.
- How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem.
- How many abducted women does it take to change a light bulb? Five is apparently not enough because my basement is still dark.
- How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
- how many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? one. Germans are efficient and not very funny.
- How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet. - How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be
Best Light Bulb Jokes
Here is a list of funny best light bulb jokes and even better best light bulb puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many Apple emplyees does it take to change light bulb? None, Apple just states that dark is new standart. Best standart on the market.
Fun-Filled Bulb Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about bulb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean light switch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bulb pranks.
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it will take three episodes.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
SRS bait.
How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.
How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
69.
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the p**.....*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but I have no clue how they got in there.
How many dead h**... does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.
How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist s**.... Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
How many dead h**... do you need to change a light bulb?
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wanna go for a bike ride?
How many dead h**... does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark.
How many dead h**... does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.
How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to tell you they are vegans.
.......
Well apparently the correct answer is three. The extra one is needed to post whiny replies when they all get triggered by this joke.
How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They shoot the room for being black and beat up the bulb for being broke.
How many grammar n**... does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Too
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why does everything have to be a group activity?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
5.
1 to change the bulb and 4 to shoot the room up for being black
How many U.S. Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Forty-five. A couple dozen to turn it to the right, a score of them to turn it to the left, and one to really, really screw it at the end.
What not to put in one's mouth
One day, the teacher asked the children in class to give examples of what was not good to put in one's mouth.
Little Johnny says, It is not good to put a lit light bulb in one's mouth.
The teacher says, That is correct, but why?
Little Johnny answers, I don't know, but my mom always tells my dad, 'Turn off the light before you put it in my mouth!'
What did the Bulbasaur say when he found out his wife was cheating on him?
Bulbasaur
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.
A man and a woman are talking in the office.
The man says: "I'm so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off."
The woman replies: "Don't worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me."
The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe.
Suddenly, the boss walks in a says: "What in the world are you doing?"
The woman replies: "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says: "You must've gone crazy from all that working, you can take the day off."
The woman leaves. The man follows.
The boss asks the man: "Where are you going?"
The man then replies: "I'm going home. I can't work in the dark."
How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.
How many ska musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!!!"
How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's hard to tell because they just keep putting the same bulb in over and over.
