The Best 47 Bukkake Jokes

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So I went to a restaurant called Bukkake the other day...

WAY too much sauce on everything.

3 Granny's decided to hold a bukkake party.

....no one came.

I rang my insurance company to let them know I was going to a bukkake party.

They assured me I would be covered.

Bukkake joke, I rang my insurance company to let them know I was going to a bukkake party.

I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake.

There wasn't a dry eye in the audience.

I had a bukkake party last night.

It was a disaster. Nobody came.


I just don't get bukkake

It goes straight over my head.

I just hosted a bukkake party

Nobody came

Bukkake joke, I just hosted a bukkake party

I want to make a joke that starts and ends with a bukkake

So that it can come full circle.

What does a Pornstar Ghost make when he goes to the Bathroom?

Bukkake

What is the carpet doing at the bukkake party?

Soaking up the atmosphere.

[NSFW] I took my girlfriend to a surprise bukkake yesterday...

You should have seen her face!

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I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend

You should've seen her face

What did the Ghost make while in the Bathroom?

BOO-Kaki.

(Bukkake)

Bukkake is like buses

You wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once.

Today, my friend's coworker made a bukkake joke at a meeting and got away with it.

I guess they're covered.

I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad

When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me.

Bukkake joke, I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad

Hey Bill, how did you know your wife was a fan of bukkake?

I just knew. It was written all over her face.

How do you organise a bukkake?

You don't, everyone just comes.

What do you call an African Bukkake?

Chocolate frosting


[NSFW] Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate...

...everyone came.

You should have seen her face.

I did a suprise bukkake party for my wife...

Everybody came. You should have seen her face!

My Wife needed something to cheer her up...

That's why I surprised her with a bukkake party. Everyone came. You should've seen her face.

Didn't realise girls who are into bukkake are also Beatles fans.

Until I was involved in one and she looked up at all the guys and said 'Cum together, over me.'.

What are Bukkake - buddies called?

Cumrades

Teamwork

The Japanese invented Bukkake, and that is something everyone can come together over.

I threw a bukkake party for my girlfriend.

Everybody came, you should've seen her face.

Went to a Bukkake party in Vietnam last night.

Only 100 dong.

What do they call a baby shower in Japan?

A Bukkake.

What's the kid friendly term for Bukkake?

Baby-shower

I didn't believe that a friend had a picture of his mom after a bukkake party with Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Davy Jones.

But then I saw her face...

"Come together right now over me."

That can be either a Beatles lyric or a bukkake slogan.

"They had me surrounded, and I was about to get shot...I could sense it."

I regret asking my wife about her first ever bukkake.

I threw my wife a surprise bukkake party..

I'm just glad everyone came, you should of seen her face.

We threw our friend Jessica a surprise bukkake party....

Should have see the look on her face.

I organised a secret Bukkake party for my girlfriends birthday

Everybody came, you should have seen her face.

Some girls like bukkake

Let's face it

My husband and his friends came back from Japan and showered me with gifts

That day I learnt about bukkake

I had a surprise bukkake party for my wife last night

Everyone came. You should've seen her face!

TIL The Beatles song "Come Together" is about a bukkake party they attended

"Come together, right now... over me"

What does a Japanese person eat after drinking bukkake?

Cum-pie

I wanted to throw a surprise bukkake party for my girlfriend.

Didn't work, she saw it coming.

I threw my wife a surprise Bukkake party for her birthday.

You should have seen her face.

Whats the bukkake theme song?

"Come together, right now
Over me"

What do you call an app for an online bukkake party?

Facetime.

I threw a bukkake party last night...

No one came.

What do you call applause after a bukkake?

Facial recognition

What do you call bukkake in an underground bunker?

What do you call bukkake in an underground bunker?

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Prepper spray

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