The Best 25 Buisness Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buisness jokes. There are some buisness elses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buisness biz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buisness Jokes and Puns

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeño buisness.

... I'll let my self out.

A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan.

He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.

Returning on Investment

After being away on buisness, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.

Buisness joke, Returning on Investment

I've started my own buisness building model yachts in my attic during lockdown.

Sales are going through the roof.

(I'll take my things and leave now..)

I've decided to start a buisness selling hearing aids to pirates

I'm going to charge a buccaneer


Why do greeks fly buisness?

Because they dont have an economy

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno buisness

Buisness joke, What do you call a nosy pepper?

What do nosey peppers do?

Get jalepeno in your buisness.

Me and my coworker was having sex, until we got caught...

It really ruined the family buisness

King Arthur

King Arthur was leaving Guinevere in care of Sir Lancelot while he left on extended buisness. He incased her nether regions with a stout chastity belt, entrusting the key to Sir Lancelot. After Arthur had proceeded a short distance down the road, Lancelot galloped up in a great hurry "King Arthur!" he exclaimed, "You gave me the wrong key!".

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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My son just told me what he thought LGBT stood for

L - Let's
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns

I met my wife while I was on a buisness trip in Spain

then I said to her "What are you doing here?"

What did the buisness man say when he moved to Seoul?

My Korea has gone south

Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag

Well, there goes 95% of their buisness

A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse...

...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a "grüß dich."

Buisness joke, A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse...

I saw a couple guys selling contraband Irish liquor infront of a police station...

I thought: "That's a whiskey buisness"

12 Chickens lay 12 eggs each for a home run farm buisness.

Gross domestic product!

The one place you don't want to move to

...is any place with a thriving funeral buisness


I don't like nosey peppers

they get Jalapeño buisness

A friend told me he started selling artisan home-distilled fermented grain mash on etsy...

I replied, "Sounds like a whiskey buisness."

Two skeletons start up an exotic buisness.

They're going on a Joint Venture

Canada and Saudie Arabia walk into a bar

Canada raises the bar to see if Saudie Arabia is hurt.

Saudie Arabia looks angry and threatens Canada to mind it's own buisness.

What do you call an illegal wristwatch trade?

A wrist-ky buisness.

What does a buisness man wear to the beach

A wet suit

What am i doing with my life...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buisness befor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buisness realy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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