Buisness Jokes
31 buisness jokes and hilarious buisness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buisness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Buisness Short Jokes
Short buisness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buisness humour may include short tourism jokes also.
- I've started my own buisness building model yachts in my attic during lockdown. Sales are going through the roof.
(I'll take my things and leave now..) - I've decided to start a buisness selling hearing aids to pirates I'm going to charge a buccaneer
- I met my wife while I was on a buisness trip in Spain then I said to her "What are you doing here?"
- A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a "grüß dich."
- I saw a couple guys selling contraband Irish liquor infront of a police station... I thought: "That's a whiskey buisness"
- A friend told me he started selling artisan home-distilled fermented grain mash on etsy... I replied, "Sounds like a whiskey buisness."
- Canada and Saudie Arabia walk into a bar Canada raises the bar to see if Saudie Arabia is hurt.
Saudie Arabia looks angry and threatens Canada to mind it's own buisness.
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Buisness One Liners
Which buisness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buisness? I can suggest the ones about business and businessman.
- Why do greeks fly buisness? Because they dont have an economy
- What did the buisness man say when he moved to Seoul? My Korea has gone south
- Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness
- I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeño buisness
- Two skeletons start up an exotic buisness. They're going on a Joint Venture
- What does a buisness man wear to the beach A wet suit
What am i doing with my life... - 12 Chickens lay 12 eggs each for a home run farm buisness. g**... domestic product!
- The one place you don't want to move to ...is any place with a thriving f**... buisness
- What do you call an i**... wristwatch trade? A wrist-k**... buisness.
Hilarious Buisness Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about buisness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean market jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buisness pranks.
Returning on Investment
After being away on buisness, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
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Me and my coworker was having s**..., until we got caught...
It really ruined the family buisness
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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?
A man with unfinnished buisness.
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My son just told me what he thought LGBT stood for
L - Let's
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns
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It is a hot summer day in texas...
Gay guy walks into a bar and says, "sir may I have a glass of water it's so hot and I'm thirsty." Bartender goes, "sorry, we don't take too kindly to you her you gotta leave before you start trouble." Gay guy goes, "please sir! I will go sit in the corner I won't bother anybody I promise." Bartender says alright.
Gay guy is sitting in the corner drinking his water minding his own buisness. Barely anybody knows he's there. Then the most clichè cowboy walks in and declares, "Boy it is so hot I can lick the sweat off a bulls b**...!" Gay guy stands up and says, "Moo moo!"
A man is going out of town on a buisness trip
So he asks his brother to watch his cat. Two weeks into the trip he calls his brother.
Man: "So, how is my cat?"
Brother""Well listen the cat died"
Man: "That's not how you break something like that to someone. That cat really meant a lot to me. You should have said something like 'the cat got out on the roof and it got scared so it latched on. By the time the fire department came it had died of exposure.'"
Brother: "Oh, I'm sorry. Next time something like that comes up I will let you know"
Man: "Anyway, thats not what matters. What matters is family how's mom?"
Brother: "Well mom got out on the roof....."
