Buisness Jokes
38 buisness jokes and hilarious buisness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buisness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Buisness Short Jokes
Short buisness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buisness humour may include short tourism jokes also.
- A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan. He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.
- I've started my own buisness building model yachts in my attic during lockdown. Sales are going through the roof.
(I'll take my things and leave now..) - I've decided to start a buisness selling hearing aids to pirates I'm going to charge a buccaneer
- What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar? A man with unfinnished buisness.
- My son just told me what he thought LGBT stood for L - Let's
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns - I met my wife while I was on a buisness trip in Spain then I said to her "What are you doing here?"
- A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a "grüß dich."
- I saw a couple guys selling contraband Irish liquor infront of a police station... I thought: "That's a whiskey buisness"
- A friend told me he started selling artisan home-distilled fermented grain mash on etsy... I replied, "Sounds like a whiskey buisness."
- Canada and Saudie Arabia walk into a bar Canada raises the bar to see if Saudie Arabia is hurt.
Saudie Arabia looks angry and threatens Canada to mind it's own buisness.
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Buisness One Liners
Which buisness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buisness? I can suggest the ones about business and businessman.
- What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño buisness.
... I'll let my self out. - Why do greeks fly buisness? Because they dont have an economy
- What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno buisness
- What do nosey peppers do? Get jalepeno in your buisness.
- What did the buisness man say when he moved to Seoul? My Korea has gone south
- Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness
- I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeño buisness
- Two skeletons start up an exotic buisness. They're going on a Joint Venture
- What does a buisness man wear to the beach A wet suit
What am i doing with my life... - what does a nosey peper do? gets jalapeño buisness.
- 12 Chickens lay 12 eggs each for a home run farm buisness. g**... domestic product!
- The one place you don't want to move to ...is any place with a thriving f**... buisness
- What do you call an i**... wristwatch trade? A wrist-k**... buisness.
Hilarious Buisness Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about buisness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean market jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buisness pranks.
Returning on Investment
After being away on buisness, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
Me and my coworker was having s**..., until we got caught...
It really ruined the family buisness
King Arthur
King Arthur was leaving Guinevere in care of Sir Lancelot while he left on extended buisness. He incased her nether regions with a stout chastity belt, entrusting the key to Sir Lancelot. After Arthur had proceeded a short distance down the road, Lancelot galloped up in a great hurry "King Arthur!" he exclaimed, "You gave me the wrong key!".
