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A group of Engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane.

Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed the plane was built by their students.

All but one got off their seats and headed frantically to the exits in maniacal panic.

The one lone professor that stayed put, calmly in his seat, was asked: Why did you stay put?

I have plenty of confidence in my students. Knowing them, I for a fact can assure you this piece of shit plane will never even start

I built a 1:1000000 model of a German submarine.

It's a pretty good Β΅-boat.

Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid.

The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!

America sure is having some bad luck

It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

America is going through such bad luck at the moment

It's as if the whole country were built on haunted Indian burial grounds...

The US is having so many disasters and tragedies

Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds.

Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.

The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies,

You'd almost think the whole country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground

Science built skyscrapers and airplanes

But only religion can bring the two together.

With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year...

You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

Happy Thanksgiving!

With all the bad things happenning in america right now,

you woulda thought the whole thing was built on some Indian burial ground.

Who says building a border wall won't work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.

A child asks his dad...

Child: "Dad, how high is that building?"

Building: "If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"

Dad: "Pretty damn high."

Guys I think Trump's immigration policies just might work.

China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans.

Trust is everything

Some teachers from an engineering school were invited to a trip.
After they were all comfortably seated, they were informed that the plane was built by their students.
They got up and ran desperately to the outside of the plane, almost panicking.
Only one teacher remained calm and seated at his spot. When the other teachers asked why he was so calm he said: "I know the capacity of my students, if they built it, I'm sure this bloody thing won't even start"

A group of engineering students and their teacher were given free airplane tickets to go on a holiday

Once on the plane, the captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked and rushed out of the plane, except for the teacher who stayed there with calm. When the flight attendant asked why he hadn't left, he responded " I know the abilities of my students. This shit won't even start".

2 Irishmen, 2 Scotsmen, and 2 Englishmen

There were 2 Irishmen, 2 Scotsmen, and 2 Englishmen stuck on a deserted island. In one year, the two Irishmen made a still and was brewing beer, the two Scotsmen built a pub and were selling it. The two Englishmen still weren't talking to each other because they weren't properly introduced.

A man and his wife built a boat...

They called it the *Alfred1*, after a friend of theirs. However, it was poorly constructed and sank immediately.

They continued to try to build seaworthy vessels, but the same thing happened over and over. With the *Brian2*, the *Chris3*, and the *Daniel4*.

"We're really not very good at this," the man said in disgust. "How do boats even work?"

"I don't know, but we'll figure it out," replied his wife. "We need an *ELI5*."

So there was a tribal chief who decided he needed the biggest hut in the village...

so he gathered the grass he needed and built the only two story hut in the village. He placed his throne on the second story and held audiences there. One night while he slept the throne fell through the floor and crushed his head. The moral of this story is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Son: Dad, how high is that building?

Building: Why am I called a building if I'm already built?


Dad: Pretty damn high

I built an electric fence around my property yesterday…

My neighbor is dead against it…

Arthur: "That's a nice round table. Who built that?"

Knight: "Sir Cumference"

"See that wall?" said the bitter Scotsman at the pub...

I built that wall, all the way from here to Glenmore, but do they call me "Angus the wall-builder? Nooo!"

"And see the church spire? Built that too. Do they call me "Angus the steeple-builder"? Noo!"

"And that terrible night when the orphanage burned down,I saved all the wee bairns from the flames: "Angus the orphan-saver"? Noo!"

"But..." He paused to sip his beer... "You fuck just *one* goat..."

I remember when I was a little boy, an old man suddenly stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason.

So I've spent all my life working on a time machine, and now that I've built it, I'm going back in time to when he was a little boy, and I'm going to punch him and see how he likes it!

A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well...

and a genie pops out. The genie tells him "You have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish."

"I want a dragon."

"Are you sure? That's... pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?"

"I want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet."

"...what color dragon do you want?"

A Greek and an Italian are arguing over whose culture is superior.

he Greek says "We built the Parthenon." the Italian says "We build the Colosseum." The Greek says "We came up with advanced Mathematics" The Italian says "We made the Roman Empire." The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. "We invented sex." The Italian replies "True, true, I can't argue with that, but we thought of having it with women."

All I'm saying is the Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago

...and they still don't have any illegal Mexicans.

A group of Engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane for World tour..

Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed the plane was built by their students.

All but one got off their seats and headed frantically to the exits in maniacal panic.

The one lone professor that stayed put, calmly in his seat, was asked: Why did you stay put?

I have plenty of confidence in my students. Knowing them, I for a fact can assure you this piece of shit plane will never even start

It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means...

Jesus was a repost.

Who was King Arthur's knight who built the round table?

Sir Cumfrence

The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave.

It's full of convex.

An Irishman and an Englishman find a lamp

Upon rubbing it a genie pops out and says For freeing me, I will grant you each one wish!"
The Englishman says "I love my country, but it's being ruined by foreigners. I wish a wall to be built around it so that no one else can get in."
The genie says, "Done. And you, Irishman?"
The Irishman looks thoughtful for a moment and says, "Tell me more about this wall."
The genie responds, "It is twenty miles tall, a hundred feet thick and made of granite. Nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it with water."

I built a staircase using an online tutorial!

When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.

A man and his son on a hill top, look out over the village

A man and his son on a hill top, look out over the village.

"You see our village son? I built about half the houses in that village. But do they call me John the home builder? No"

"You see our village's dock? I built about half those boats. But do they call me John the boat builder? No, no they don't"

"But you fuck 1 goat..."

With all these natural disasters happening,

Its almost as if the USA was built over thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

TIL that back in the 1940s, as a result of failed communications between engineers and builders, the Soviet Union built thousands of submarines based on recalled 1850s schematics, resulting in millions of dollars in military funding being wasted.

Whoops, wrong sub.

So much has been going wrong in the USA

You would think it had been built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house

It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area

A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job...

...advertised in the Manchester Evening News. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters."

"OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?"

"You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner.

"Seventy-five thousand pounds. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?"

"That," says the man, "is your first worry."

Little Johnny always wanted to be a carpenter.

A house was being built across the street and he asks his mother if he can go watch the carpenters work. His mom agrees and says "Maybe you will learn something." So he sits on a stump all day and watches the men work. After they finish for the day little Johnny goes home and his mother asks "Well, Johnny, did you learn anything today?"

"Yeah! A lot" said little Johnny. His mom says "Tell me about it, what did you learn?

"Well, its not easy to put up a door. You try to put the mother fucker up but that shit doesn't fit, so you take it down and shave a cunt hair off each side. Then you put that cocksuckin bitch back up."

Johnny's mother, in shock, exclaims angrily "Johnny! That's terrible! Just wait till your father gets home!"

A few hours later his father comes home and little Johnny tells him the same story. His father gets really upset and says "Johnny! Go out back and fetch me a switch!"
Little Johnny replies "Fuck you, that's the electrician's job!"

A Christian man ends up on a deserted island...

He is stranded there for a few years until a rescue boat finds him. When the rescuers get onto the island, they are amazed to see what the man has built to survive. The man had built three different structures out of bamboo and leaves. They asked the man what the first structure was. The man said, That's my house. They then asked about the second structure. That's where I go to Church. The man replied. Then they asked about the third structure. A scowl came over the mans face as he told the rescuers, That's where I used to go to Church.

3 blonde girls is at the side of a river

And they're trying to get to the village on the other side

1 blond girl ask god to make her smart,so god turn her into a brunette and she swims across the river

the other girl ask god to make her smarter than the girl that just swam,so god make her into a redhead and she built a raft and paddle across

The last girl ask god to make her smarter than the other two girls,so god make her a man and he uses the bridge

"Smith the town wall builder"

The local drunk in a small town stumbles into his favorite establishment and orders a drink, already three sheets to the wind he starts shouting and pointing out the door into the town square.
"See that wall? I built that wall! But do they call me 'Smith-the-wall-builder'? No, no they don't!"

The next day he stumbles back in and orders a drink. Soon he is again pointing out into the town square and shouting, "See that mural on that wall? I painted that mural! But do they call me 'Smith-the-mural-painter? No, no they don't."

Now he looks down into his glass, sees that it is empty and orders another. As he stares into the empty glass he mumbles, "but you fuck one goat..."

Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?

Thai Pods.

If the NSA built the website for healthcare...

Americans would have been signed up before they knew it...

So, there are two men.

They know each other for years now. Frank, a brain surgeon from new york and Ahmad a former refugee from syria.

Both men want to build an house and decide to build their houses in the very same street, next to each other. They even ask the architect to just copy the first house!

And when the houses are built Ahmad says to Frank: "My house is worth more than yours."

"How can that be? We both live next to each other!"

"Yes"

"Our houses were built identically, with the same materials."

"True."

"So how can it be, Ahmad?"

"Very simple: I live next to a brain surgeon and you live next to a refugee!"

The Greatest Sex Culture . . .

A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture.

Over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon."

The Italian replies, "We built the Coliseum.

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."

The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ".

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That may be true, but it was the Italians who included women."

Engineers and Lawyers

One day, an engineer died and went to heaven. But, St. Peter said "I can't let you in because your name is not on the list." So the engineer went down to Hell and was let in. Well, he stayed there for a couple of days and then decided that, it was too hot and everything was inaccessible. So he built flushing toilets, air conditioning, running water and a lot of other things. One day God calls down and says to Satan, "So Satan, how's it down there in hell?? " and Satan says: "Well, it's great, I've got an engineer down here and he has build air conditioning, running water, flushing toilets, and I don't know what else, he's gonna build next. Then God asks, "You've got an engineer down there?" "That's a big mistake, send him up here right now!" and Satan replies, "No way this is the best thing that's ever happened to hell." and God says, "send him up or I'll sue!!" and Satan says smirking, "Now just where are you gonna get a lawyer??"

A tourist is sitting in a bar in Ireland...

Suddenly, an elderly man walks in, and the entire bar erupts in laughter. He goes and sits at the bar.

The young tourist slides over to him and asks, "Why were they all laughing at you?"

The old man looks at him, and says "Do you see this bar?"

"Yes, it's quite beautiful"

"Aye, I built this bar, and every bar in this town. But do they call me Seamus the Bar-builder? No.

"How about that fence? Do you like that fence?"

"Of course" said the tourist.

"Aye, I built that fence, and it runs all through town. But do they call me Seamus the Fence-builder? No.

"But you fuck one goat..."

A group of engineering proffesors got in a plane...

Before closing the doors, the flight attendants told them that the plane had been built by their own students. Scared, all of the teachers ran out of the plane, except one. The pilot came to him and asked him why he was so relaxed. The proffesor said "I know my students very well. And I'm sure that if this plane is really built by them, the thing won't even start!"

A faculty of engineering professors are invited to board a plane

After everyone had been seated, they were all informed that the plane had been designed and built by their own students. Upon learning this information, the professors got up and began running desperately to get out of the plane, almost in panic. Only one professor stayed serene in his place. When asked why he remained so calm, the professor replied: "I know the capacity of my students, if it really was them that built this plane, then I have full confidence that this piece of shit isn't even going to turn on."

There once was a man who made dead houses.

There once was a man who made dead houses; Stored them under his home with the bugs and the mouses; The coffins he made were of rich sleek wood; He built them as big, yet as fast as he could; For his caskets were haunted and were said to walk; one night he went to his basement, and one started to rock; It moved towards him, his insides began to soften; So he pulled out some Halls, cause Halls stops the coffin.

A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar in Scotland and sits down beside an old man. They strike up a conversation and the old man says,

"Laddie, do ya see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with me own hands, but do they call me Angus the wallbuilder? No."

The guy nods appreciatively and the old man says,

"Do you ya see this bar here? I built this bar with me own hands, but do they call me Angus the bar builder? No sir."

The guy nods again and finally the old man says, "Arrgh...but ya fuck one sheep..."

As a new yorker i was excited about a wall that keeps foreigners from taking our jobs

Then I learned the wall wasn't being built around New Jersey.

Today's joke from Russian-language Internet

"You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"
'What? Where?"
"Pretty much everywhere."

A father is sitting with his son on a hilltop looking over the village...

The father says: "Son there's something I want you to understand... you see that house we live in?"

The son responded: "yes, dad"

Dad: "I built that house with my bare hands. Do they call me Bob the house builder?" Son says no.

Father says "look at that wall around the village. I built that wall with my bare hands. Do they call me Bob the wall builder?" Son said no.

"Dad where are you going with this?"

"I fuck ONE goat"

A man walks into a bar and sees an old man sitting by himself

He sits next to the man, who obviously already had a few and starts a conversation. The old man tells him:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old man then leans in closer:
"but you fuck one sheep..."

A British guy, a French guy, and a Korean guy got stranded on an island

A British guy, a French guy, and a Korean guy got stranded on an island. The British guy decided it would be best for them to split up and meet back the next day. He told the other two that he would build a shelter, and told the French guy to gather food and the Korean guy to get supplies. The next day, the British guy had an impressive shelter built and the French guy showed up with berries and nuts, but there was no sign of the Korean guy. Days passed, and they began to get worried, so they set off in search of him. They walked through the jungle for three days without any sign of the Korean guy. Then on the fourth day, as they were about to give up hope, the Korean guy suddenly popped out from behind a rock and yelled "supplies!"

The customer is always right :)

So a guy is walking around in a recently built, mostly vacant shopping complex and notices that one of the shops on his line is open. He walks in and finds 2 guys at the counter and inquires as to what they are selling. One of the guys decides to be smart and says: "We're selling ass holes". To which the passer by replies : "business must be good, there's only 2 of you left".

A man walks into a bar...

...and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old Scottish guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man: "You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!" The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says: "but you fuck one sheep..."

Two old men are sitting in a field.

One turns to the other one and says, "You see that barn over there? That's a nice, sturdy barn. It could weather any storm Mother Nature throws at it. I built that barn with my own two hands, you know. Do they call me John the Barn Builder? No. No they don't." Next, John points to the fence next to the barn and says, "And look at that fence over there. It stretches for miles in either direction. Nothing is getting in or over that fence. I made that fence with my own two hands as well. Do they call me John the Fence Maker? No. No they don't." Finally, John turns towards a nearby lake and says, "And look at that lake. I must have caught every kind of fish imaginable in that lake. Probably spent more time on that lake than I have on dry land. Do they call me John the Fisherman? No. No they don't." John pauses. "But you fuck ONE goat..."

A Cherokee chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant...

The first squaw gave birth to a boy, and the chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of buffalo hide.

A few days later, the second squaw gave birth, and also to a boy. The chief was extremely happy; he built her a teepee made of antelope hide.

The third squaw gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details of the birth a secret.

He built the third wife a teepee out of hippopotamus hide and challenged the people of the tribe to guess the details of the birth. Whoever in the tribe could guess correctly would receive a small prize.

Several people tried, but they were unsuccessful in their guesses. Finally, a young brave came forth and declared that the third wife had delivered twin boys.

"Correct!" cried the chief. "But how did you know?"

"It's simple," replied the warrior. "The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

A Greek and a Scotsman


A Greek and an Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.


The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'


The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'


The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who
built the first timepieces and calendars.


And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'


The Scotsman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to women.'

A man owns and runs a bar

So a man owns and runs a bar. He's talking to his latest guest. See this bar? I built it myself. Do they call me Fred the builder? No. See that stool you're sitting on? Built it myself. Do they call me Fred the carpenter? No. See that bridge out to mainland? Built it myself. Do they call me Fred the bridge builder? No. My wife was sick. Grew the herbs and made her a remedy. Do they call me Fred the doctor? No. But you fuck one goat.

All neighborhoods are predominantly Mexican.

Until they're done being built.

Little Johnny spends the day watching a house being built...

"Why Johnny, where were you all afternoon?" his mother asks.

"I've been watching them work on the new house getting built down the street. I'm learning all about being a carpenter!"

"Oh really?" she asks, amused. "What kind of wood are they building it out of?"

"Why, they're using no-good goddamn low-budget bullshit wood, mom!"

"Johnny! Watch your language! Why I'll bet you haven't been watching the construction site at all, have you?!"

"Sure I have! They've been putting in piece-of-shit doors all afternoon, and just before I left they put in another sonuvabitch window!"

Aghast, Johnny's mother stands up straight and tells him, "Johnny! You go out there this instant and *cut me a switch*!"

Johnny looks thoughtful for a moment and replies, "Nah, fuck it, mom. That's a job for the electrician."

Timmy learns about construction

Little Timmy's sitting at home complaining to his mom that he's bored.
A new house is being built next door so she says, "Why don't you go next door and maybe you can learn something about construction. Just make sure to stay out of everyone's way." "OK." Timmy replies and heads next door. Hours later, Timmy finally comes back home. "Wow, you've been over there all day." his Mom says. "You must have learned a lot about construction." "I sure did!" he replies. "Well, what did you learn?" she asks. "Well, first you put the motherfucker up and the piece of shit won't fit. So, you take the son of a bitch down, take off a couple cunt hairs and slap the bastard back up." Timmy's mom is taken aback and warns him, "You wait til your father gets home." A short while later, Timmy's dad finds him in his room. "So," he says, "your mother tells me you learned a bit about construction today. Why don't you tell me what you learned." "Well," Timmy says, "first you put the motherfucker up and the piece of shit won't fit. So, you take the son of a bitch down, take off a couple cunt hairs and slap the bastard back up." Timmy's dad's face goes beet-red. "That's it. Go get the switch." he says angrily. "Fuck you, Dad, that's the electrician's job."

A Scotsman is sitting in a pub...

somewhere in Scotland when an American tourist walks up to the bar. The Scotsman turns to the American, clearly drunk, and points out the window.

"Ye see that wall, right there?" The Scotsman said in a heavy accent. "Built that with me bare hands. But do they call me "McGregor the Wall Builder... No..."

After another round of drinks, the Scotsman turns to the American, pointing out the window again.

"Ye see that dock there? Down by the lake?" The Scotsman said. "Built that with me bare hands. But do they call me 'McGregor the Dock Builder... No..."

After another round of drinks, the Scotsman turns to the American again.

"Ye fuck one sheep..."

I don't know why everyone thinks the wall won't work.

China built one over 2000 years ago and they STILL don't have any Mexicans.

My grandpa said he was built upside down

He said his nose runs and his feet smell.

My wife has been keeping secrets from me.

I just built a fence and put down some paving. Turns out not only is she a master carpenter she's also an expert brick layer. If only I had known earlier I could have sought her advice before I did the work. It would have saved me from making all the obvious mistakes she pointed out after the work was done.

Little Johnny

Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.

Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's crude remarks. It is very likely that tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom."

Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day...
Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."

Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk." Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes - Suzie!"

Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."

Teacher: "Excellent, thank-you Suzie! At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the Teacher asks: "Oh heavens, Johnny tell me what new development is being built near your home."

Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."

All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave. Little Johnny says, "Hey, relax girls... it hasn't opened yet!"

A man is asked to build a fence.

One day a man needed to have a fence built at his house.
He talked to the carpenter and explained how he wanted his new fence to circle property, in the shape of a 'D', when viewed from above. The carpenter said "Sure, no problem. I can have it done for you in a couple of days".
The man returned two days later to inspect his new fence. But when he saw it he was pissed, it was the wrong shape.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!" he said. "I told you to build it in the shape of a letter 'D'!. This is the shape of an 'O'!".
The carpenter turned to the man and said, "Well, you know what they say. The best 'D' fence is a good 'O' fence."

What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down?

A New Delhi

McHaggen

I was talking with old scotsman named McHaggen when he says to me " hey boyo you see that bridge, I built that bridge, but they don't call me McHaggen The Bridge-Builder."

He later told me "now you see beyond that bridge there's a house, I built that house, but they don't call me McHaggen The House-Builder."

After awhile he says "now beyond that house there's a church, I built that church, but they don't call me McHaggen the Church-builder"

"But, you fuck one goat!"

If smiling is contagious...

...then Russian Women must have a vaccine or built an immunity or something.

A guy walks into a bar

The only other patron is sat at the end of the bar looking very down in the mouth. The guy walks over and offers to buy him a drink. He asks him why he looks so depressed? The guy replies;" My name is Bill I've been a builder all my life..I bet I have built 50 houses...Do they call me 'Bill the housebuilder' ? ...No they don't ! I've built ten school houses...Do they call me 'Bill the schoolhouse builder' ? ..No they don't !... I've laid 100 miles of road....Do they call me 'Bill the road builder' ? ..No they don't ! .... But you fuck one goat !"

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