The Best 11 Building Site Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Building Site jokes. There are some building site demolished jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these building site built puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Building Site Jokes and Puns

Little Johnny is walking down the street and sees a construction site building new houses

He has a look at what's going on and he's amazed and in awe of it all. He rushes home as fast as he can. He runs in and shouts ''Dad, dad, can we play builders?'' His dad says ''Sure Johnny''

Johnny runs to the top of the stairs and shouts ''Oi, get them bricks up here now you cunt''

Light bulb

Paddy and John are working on a building site. Paddy says to John, I need a day off, I'm going to pretend I've gone mad!

Paddy climbs up to the rafters, hangs upside down from them and shouts, I'm a light bulb! I'm a light bulb! While John looks on in amazement.
The foreman shouts, Paddy go home, you've gone mad!
As Paddy packs his kit, the foreman sees John packing his kit as well.
Foreman says, John where do you think you're going?!
John says, Well I'm not working in the friggen dark!

Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy, I'm gonna get the day off. I'm gonna pretend I've gone mad! He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts, I'm a lightbulb, I'm a lightbulb!

Murphy watches in amazement.

The foreman shouts: Paddy, go home. You've gone mad.

So Paddy leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

Where do you think you're going? asks the foreman.

Well, I can't work in the friggin dark! said Murphy.

A man walks into a bar.

He goes "I really shouldn't be walking through a building site" and leaves.

My none-too-bright mate had an accident on a building site when a slate fell off the roof and sliced his ear offโ€ฆ

Here it is said one of the lads working with him holding up what looked like a bloody walkers ridge crisp.

My mate shook his head No, that's not it, mine had a pencil tucked behind it


an Irish man was working on a building site...

...the foreman asked him to fetch a wheel barrow. A while later the Irish man returned with a wheel barrow in a wheel barrow.

The foreman said "I asked for a barrow why have you fetched two"

The Irish man replied "I needed something to carry it back in"

I worked with a guy on a building site...

I once worked with a guy on a building site who never wore steel toe caps. When I asked him why, he said he didn't them. Turns out he was lactose intolerant.

To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site.

An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.

I forgot my hard hat when I went to the building site...

Health and safety came down on me like a tonne of bricks.

Why is Donald Trump so intent on building a wall with Mexico?

To stop the workers at his construction site from running back!

I work on a construction site, and we're building a new apartment block. The ground floor has turned out pretty good.

But the first floor? That's a whole other storey.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the building site renovated jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working building site spire piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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