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I tried building a robotic midget...
but it had a short circuit.
What do they say about building an e**... statue?
"If you build it they will come."
I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies.
I'm still working out the kinks.
Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings?
So the banks know which ones to take back!
Ha cha cha!!
how do you keep one building up forever?
you add support beams.
how do you keep up two?
you keep it away from muslims
A building firm hires a new Asian employee...
So the foreman tell the Asian man to go into a room and count the supplies. Having heard nothing for several hours, the foreman goes in to check the progress and can't find the man. So the Asian man jumps out from behind a shelf and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
Who says building a border wall won't work?
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.
They're building a restaurant on Mars now...
They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.
I'm building a new computer with 1000 terrabytes of hard drive space...
I'm calling it the peta file server.
Building in Antarctica is difficult!
No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.
That building is so tall...
that if you jumped from the roof, you would die of old age.
I'm building a brothel for l**....
No studs in the building, it's all tongue and groove.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Why is building a blonde snow(wo)man so hard?
You'll have to carve the head.
That building used to be a Toys R Us
Now it's a Toys Were Us
I'm building an app to help people fall asleep at night. It'll be recordings of straight white men talking about gender identity, cultural appropriation and modern racism...
Name of the app is White Noise.
I want all buildings to have a reception area.
I think I'll lobby for it.
They're building a Flinstones themed pub in Abu Dhabi...
The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar
They say once you've seen a building with a bunch of shops in it
You've seen em' all
They're building an attraction on the Thames to celebrate Mary Poppins
It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye
Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel?
One is riveting, the other is boring.
Tesla's building a barebones musclecar that more affordable than the roadster...
They're calling it The MuskTang.
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