The Best 39 Buildin Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Buildin jokes. There are some buildin lawn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buildin goin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Buildin Jokes and Puns
I tried building a robotic midget...
but it had a short circuit.
None, building it is a job for engineers.
How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?
You know those buildings in ancient Greece with all those pillars?
I think they column pavilions.
What do they say about building an erotic statue?
"If you build it they will come."
I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies.
I'm still working out the kinks.
Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings?
So the banks know which ones to take back!
Ha cha cha!!
how do you keep one building up forever?
you add support beams.
how do you keep up two?
you keep it away from muslims
A building firm hires a new Asian employee...
So the foreman tell the Asian man to go into a room and count the supplies. Having heard nothing for several hours, the foreman goes in to check the progress and can't find the man. So the Asian man jumps out from behind a shelf and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
Who says building a border wall won't work?
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.
They're building a restaurant on Mars now...
They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.
I'm building a new computer with 1000 terrabytes of hard drive space...
I'm calling it the peta file server.
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Building in Antarctica is difficult!
No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.
That building is so tall...
that if you jumped from the roof, you would die of old age.
I'm building a brothel for lesbians.
No studs in the building, it's all tongue and groove.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Why is building a blonde snow(wo)man so hard?
You'll have to carve the head.
That building used to be a Toys R Us
Now it's a Toys Were Us
I'm building an app to help people fall asleep at night. It'll be recordings of straight white men talking about gender identity, cultural appropriation and modern racism...
Name of the app is White Noise.
I want all buildings to have a reception area.
I think I'll lobby for it.
They're building a Flinstones themed pub in Abu Dhabi...
The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar
They say once you've seen a building with a bunch of shops in it
You've seen em' all
They're building an attraction on the Thames to celebrate Mary Poppins
It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye
Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel?
One is riveting, the other is boring.
If a building has 12 floors and each one is named after a month, how do you call the elevator?
By pressing the button
If while building a wood project you find that many of your nails are pointed on the wrong end
Don't throw them away. Save them for the opposite side of the project.
Building an AI is like teenage sex
- Everyone talks about it.
- Nobody really knows how to do it.
- Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
- So everyone claims they are doing it.
I'm building my dream home, and doing most of the work myself. About to start the second story, so I bought a book to learn how to build a staircase.
It's a step by step guide.
Building electirc vehicles is illegal in Africa,
So i Madagascar.
A building with Nazis caught fire.
They were all trapped and shouting for help. I looked around but no one else was there. Being a good citizen I had to save them; which I did. As my wallpaper.
After building the wall, Trump to build an electromagnetic barrier to prevent foreign bees from entering the U.S. by sending waves that interfere with their communication.
Trump is strictly against Global Swarming
Why does a building have to be honest?
To maintain its integrity.
What building is the heaviest?
The church, because it has the most mass.
Building grain processing facilities is a lucrative business
I'm hoping to make a mill by the end of the year.
When building stairs
You have to take one step at a time
What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.
Building a tree house is the biggest insult to a tree!
"I killed one of your friends...here hold him!"
A building inspector for an old European town found that all buildings built between 1584 and 1750 had significant structural flaws.
Otherwise, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
I'm building a dating app exclusively for people working in bars
...look out for BarTinder
I tried building some stairs this weekend
Turns out there's a lot of steps involved.
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