The Best 25 Builders Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Builders jokes. There are some builders two builders jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these builders body builder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Builders Jokes and Puns

Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym.

After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.

One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"

The other said, "What for?"

TIL that back in the 1940s, as a result of failed communications between engineers and builders, the Soviet Union built thousands of submarines based on recalled 1850s schematics, resulting in millions of dollars in military funding being wasted.

Whoops, wrong sub.

Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America:

Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers.

Builders joke, Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America:

Two blonde builders were working on a house.

One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.
The other blonde couldn't stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"
The second blonde explained, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"

Why are body builders so good at making cheese?

Because they have huge calves


Beavers are great dam builders and Canada's national animal.

That's why Canada is the best damn country in the world!

People always give bridge builders a hard time...

They're just trying to make ends meet.

Builders joke, People always give bridge builders a hard time...

Why do PC builders hate adoption?

Because they dont want a pre-build

Tree house builders get no respect...

I mean they go out on a limb to build these things!

Dad are we builders?

Yes mason!

Why are stair builders so smart?

They're always one step ahead.

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Two Irish woodsmen are looking for a job.

"Look here Gary. It says, 'Builders wanted'. But we're not builders!"
"What about that one?"
"It says, 'Looking for Painters'."
"But we don't paint!"
"Times are tough eh? Here's one last job offer; it says, 'Looking for Tree Fellers'."
"But, there's only two of us!"

Why aren't dogs house builders?

They have trouble building woofs.

If body builders religiously try to gain weight..

Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?

Two Mexican body builders

have devoted their lives to power-lifting and they just found out that certain protein supplements have become illegal. Just as one was about to sip on his protein shake, the other smacks it out of his hand and yells: "No whey, Jose!"

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

Builders joke, What do catholic body builders lift?

A man built a house on his own in two weeks from scratch, how'd he do it?

Builders crack

How do you call a battle between 2 builders?

Mortar Kombat

We're all body builders.

Some of us are just not very good at it.


I went to an website builders convention at a Hotel.

After checking in I went upstairs to find my room, but no matter how hard I looked I couldn't find room 404.

A new mother has sold over $6,000 worth of breast milk to body builders.

Apparently body builders is the term for people with a breast milk fetish.

What do you call a group of body builders in a hot tub?

Beef stew

Where would we be without builders?

Outside.

Why are Elves the worst builders?

They follow too much elf and safety.

My mum made an accidental physics joke today.

Me: What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the builders landscapers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working builders construction piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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