Builder Jokes

Funniest Builder Short Jokes

Short builder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The builder humour may include short building jokes also.

1. I just turned on nickelodeon and saw bob the builder building a wall... ... to keep dora from exploring.
2. Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym. After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
   One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"
   The other said, "What for?"
3. My boss just called me to tell me I'm responsible for the collapse of another bank. I said What? How can that be possible. I don't even work in finance. I'm a builder
4. I never understood how Dr. Frankenstein got overpowered by his monster... ... I mean, the guy was an amazing body builder.
5. Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."
6. What do you call Bob the builder during a recession? Bob
   (I'm sorry idk why, but I had to post this)
7. Body builder to blind dude: with enough training, you can get ripped like me Blind dude: I feel you.
8. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy? These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
9. My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ... "IT DRIVES ME UP THE f**... WALL"
10. A builder came up to me. He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
    "Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."

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Builder One Liners

Which builder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with builder? I can suggest the ones about creator and developer.

1. Why'd the bomb builder call the hotel at 8pm? He was looking for nitrates.
2. What was Bob the Builder called when he retired? Bob
3. What do you call unemployed Bob the builder? Bob
4. I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex.
5. What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder? "No whey"
6. Why are body builders so good at making cheese? Because they have huge calves
7. People always give bridge builders a hard time... They're just trying to make ends meet.
8. Why do PC builders hate adoption? Because they dont want a pre-build
9. Why did the airplane builder love his job? Because every day was riveting.
10. Tree house builders get no respect... I mean they go out on a limb to build these things!
11. I tried to be a professional body builder once But i lost my whey
12. I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools
13. Why did the gymnast become a body builder? To increase flex-ability
14. Dad are we builders? Yes mason!
15. How does Bob the Builder have a one night stand? He nuts and bolts

Body Builder Jokes

Here is a list of funny body builder jokes and even better body builder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My mother is really strong! She's a body-builder.
• What happened to the body builder who lost their protein powder? They lost their whey
• What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out? aTrophy
• Did you hear about the ex body builder who can no longer crush a coke can? It's just soda pressing
• What do you get a body builder for Christmas? A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
• What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed? No whey...
• If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?
• Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!
• Did you hear about the arabian body builder who built a business empire? They called him the protein sheikh
• We're all body builders. Some of us are just not very good at it.

Bob The Builder Jokes

Here is a list of funny bob the builder jokes and even better bob the builder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bob the builder A drunk Bob the Builder calls his ex-wife at 3am & screams into the answering machine CAN WE FIX IT?? CAN WE?? Not this time Bob. Not this time.
• Everything is so political nowadays I turned on nickelodeon to see Bob the builder building a wall so Dora couldn't explore.
• Bob the Builder sacked! The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!
• Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show? Handy Manny took his job.
• Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
• Which Indian builder is know all over the world? Bob
• What is Bob the Builder called when he dies? Bob.
• Bob the Builder can build anything, Except a more unified America.
• what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob

Hilarious Builder Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about builder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean construction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make builder pranks.