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Lock her in a room with a jar of pickles and a male body builder.
Bob
and notices that his boots say L and R on them. "Why do your boots say L and R?" she asks.
"It's so I can remember which one goes on which foot, left or right.", the builder replies.
The blonde says: "Ah, so that's why my panties say C&A!".
"No whey."
I once knew a guy who smiled everytime he had a house maid. He was a builder.
The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!
GAINSSS!!!
Handy Manny took his job.
He leans over to his Grandson and says "Laddy, you see that pier out in the water? I built that with me own hands. I planed it straight, and sanded it smooth, but do they call me MacGregor the Pier Builder? No." "And Laddy, you see the bar here? I built it as well, even hand carved the ends. But do they call me MacGregor the Bar Builder? Nooo."
"Listen here Son, you screw ONE goat"...
He's surrounded by tools
but lately I've developed an apartment complex.
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A toy builder.
A protein sheikh
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan".
A blonde says, "Wow, what a great chest you have!"
He says, "100lbs of dynamite, babe!"
He takes off his pants and the blonde says "What massive calves you have!"
He replies, "That's 100lbs of dynamite, babe!"
He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her. He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that.
She says, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
Jim.
That even Bob the builder said he can't fix it.
Credit to my 8 year old nephew.
He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was
They always got him to raise the roof.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
The bartender looks rather angry so I go up to him and ask what's up
He says 'you see that bridge over there' pointing outside. I built that. But do they call me Angus the bridge builder. Nooo.
'You see this bar. I built it. Do they call me Angus the bar builder. No.'
'But ye get caught with one goat..."
... to keep Dora from exploring.
I turned on nickelodeon to see Bob the builder building a wall so Dora couldn't explore.
aTrophy
... I mean, the guy was an amazing body builder.
There's a rumour going around my village that my wife gave the local builder a blow job after he completed some work for us. Well that's a load of bollocks. The only person home that day was our cross dressing son.
Because he was hammered
a power stroke.
People say I'm quite the character builder
Because every day was riveting.
"No whey"
He nuts and bolts
A hard drive
It's just soda pressing
No whey!
I once went high to my construction job. The supervisor sent me home. Mfw I am the stoner that the builder refused.
After his daughter is cursed by the dark fairy, Maleficent, King Stefan summons his royal carpenters and commands them to make the finest, most comfortable bed in all the land.
"It will be done, Your Majesty," replies the master builder. "Does His Majesty prefer a queen or a king?"
"A king, since you asked," whispers Stefan, "…but don't tell that to the queen!"
On his last day the manager held a speech for him in the lunch-room.
"This man has worked here for over 40 years! Just imagine the number of stairs built by you alone! I reckon, on the day you die, you could stack them on top of eachother and reach heaven!"
The retiring builder, a bit red from embaresment, responded quietly:
"Oh, thank you for your kind words, but I have mostly been building basement-stairs..."
Do what you want, your house nothing to do with me
Outside.
U don't even lyft, bro.
A body builder
That when bob the builder saw her he said I can't fix that
They lost their whey
They called him the protein sheikh
Chris Brown will actually finish the decking before he leaves
he's an absolute *Jew*-nit
He heard that it was a good source of mussel mass
When he built the roadway wrong?
It's not my asphalt, it's your asphalt.
Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.
Pirate Captain: Planks a lot.
Hey! he shouts to one table All you idiots should move to table seven! and to another table he shouts And all you morons should move to table nine! A big ass body builder gets up from the first table and faces the nerd and growls Hey, I'm not an idiot! The nerd straightens his glasses, looks up to the body builder and replies Well, you go sit at table nine then.
That when bob the builder see her he says I can't fix that
These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
Bob
(I'm sorry idk why, but I had to post this)
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Gamer Zombies: GAMMMMESSS!!
Depressed Zombies: PAINNNNSSS!!
Batman Zombie: BANNNNEEE!!
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."
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