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If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Canoe?
You have to start from scratch.
Due to my gross motor skills.
SIRcumference
but it had a short circuit.
A New Delhi
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
"If you build it they will come."
but it blew away.
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I Noah man...
When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.
So the banks know which ones to take back!
Ha cha cha!!
you add support beams.
how do you keep up two?
you keep it away from muslims
So the foreman tell the Asian man to go into a room and count the supplies. Having heard nothing for several hours, the foreman goes in to check the progress and can't find the man. So the Asian man jumps out from behind a shelf and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
Sir Cumference
Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president.
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.
They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.
He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."
Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!
No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.
The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president.
It definitely has its ups and downs thiugh
I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.
I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.
It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.
No studs in the building, it's all tongue and groove.
My neighbor is dead against itβ¦
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
From the ground up.
Name of the app is White Noise.
I think I'll lobby for it.
Because nobody can get over them.
set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life
The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar
One is riveting, the other is boring.
I guess I'll have to repost tomorrow.
People clearly can't get over her.
Made completely out of mirror polished, stainless steel from the World Trade Center in the shape of a bald eagle carrying a rifle.
Only has one octave, but I enjoy playing it, from C to shining C.
SET a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
By pressing the button
Kraft Shingles
I just can't find a stable solution.
All bark and no byte.
If you rub it, I will come.
If Trump ever needs help with the wall to Mexico he should ask the Swedish National Football Team, they did a pretty good job.
Is it called Recycling?
Don't throw them away. Save them for the opposite side of the project.
... you want one that just barely stands.
But it does knot work.
The costs would skyrocket
A foundation is a solid place to start
It's a pretty good Β΅-boat.
He has real boundary issues.
So i Madagascar.
Trump is strictly against Global Swarming
Then the sun came out and it became genderfluid.
China built a wall, do you see any Mexicans there?
Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.
The church, because it has the most mass.
I'm hoping to make a mill by the end of the year.
Now I'm feeling cannelloni.
Now I can finish projects all by myshelf.
You have to take one step at a time
The public library.
"I killed one of your friends...here hold him!"
Set a man on fire, you'll warm him for the rest of his life.
Otherwise, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
A scary go round.
The Wrong brothers.Β
My neighbour is dead against it
...look out for BarTinder
Just bought a new TV...says "Built in Antennae"
Hell, I dont even know where that is....
So near, and yet sofa
**her *[eating the last donut]*:** what you gonna use it for?
**me *[eating the last donut]*:** righting wrongs
I Noah guyβ¦
Because they dont want a pre-build
It's about a vixen whose tail hurts, and each page after the introduction is a new animal trying to help her heal or deal with the pain. Sadly, every publisher I've contacted has rejected the manuscript outright.
I'm not giving up, though. "For Fox' ache" will find it's audience someday.
It was stationery.
Turns out there's a lot of steps involved.
set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Set a man on fire he is warm for the rest of his life
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