Buil Jokes
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If you build a man a fire he will be warm for a couple hours.
If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I can build things out of wood.
Canoe?
How do you build a flea circus?
You have to start from scratch.
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I can build and fix small engines using only v**..., f**... and rotted animals.
Due to my g**... motor skills.
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I wish I could build a wall to keep out all the s**... and ugly people
No, a fence.
I tried building a robotic midget...
but it had a short circuit.
They said the building was made from adobe...
... but then it disappeared in a flash.
You know those buildings in ancient Greece with all those pillars?
I think they column pavilions.
What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down?
A New Delhi
How do you build a boat?
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
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What do they say about building an e**... statue?
"If you build it they will come."
How do you build suspense in people?
I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies.
I'm still working out the kinks.
I built a lighthouse...
but it blew away.
What happens if you built communism in Sahara
Answer: shortages of sand
I built a staircase using an online tutorial!
When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.
Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings?
So the banks know which ones to take back!
Ha cha cha!!
A building firm hires a new Asian employee...
So the foreman tell the Asian man to go into a room and count the supplies. Having heard nothing for several hours, the foreman goes in to check the progress and can't find the man. So the Asian man jumps out from behind a shelf and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president.
For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine?
Holey water.
Why do we build such large telescopes?
Well intelligent life sure don't exist down here.
A builder came up to me.
He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."
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