Buil Jokes
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If you build a man a fire he will be warm for a couple hours.
If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I can build things out of wood.
Canoe?
How do you build a flea circus?
You have to start from scratch.
I can build and fix small engines using only v**..., f**... and rotted animals.
Due to my g**... motor skills.
Who built King Arthurs round table?
SIRcumference
I tried building a robotic midget...
but it had a short circuit.
What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down?
A New Delhi
How do you build a boat?
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
How do you build suspense?
What do they say about building an e**... statue?
"If you build it they will come."
How do you build suspense in people?
I built a lighthouse...
but it blew away.
Need to build an Ark?
I Noah man...
I built a staircase using an online tutorial!
When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.
Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings?
So the banks know which ones to take back!
Ha cha cha!!
how do you keep one building up forever?
you add support beams.
how do you keep up two?
you keep it away from muslims
A building firm hires a new Asian employee...
So the foreman tell the Asian man to go into a room and count the supplies. Having heard nothing for several hours, the foreman goes in to check the progress and can't find the man. So the Asian man jumps out from behind a shelf and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
Who build King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president.
Who says building a border wall won't work?
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.
They're building a restaurant on Mars now...
They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.
A builder came up to me.
He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."
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