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I built a 1:1000000 model of a German submarine.

It's a pretty good µ-boat.

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They should build the wall with Hillary's emails

Because nobody can get over them.

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Who says building a border wall won't work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.

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Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a night

set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life

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What are they going to use to build the wall?

The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president.

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I built an electric fence around my property yesterday…

My neighbor is dead against it…

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I'm building a brothel for lesbians.

No studs in the building, it's all tongue and groove.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll stay warm for a day...

SET a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.

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Who build King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

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I built a staircase using an online tutorial!

When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.

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If you build a man a fire he will be warm for a couple hours.

If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day

Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

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They should build the wall out of Hillary

People clearly can't get over her.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down?

A New Delhi

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Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for the night....

...light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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How many Mexícans does it take to build a.......

oh shit, they're done.

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Need to build an Ark?

I Noah man...

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Who built King Arthurs round table?

SIRcumference

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I tried to build a computer out of wood, but it wouldn't turn on.

All bark and no byte.

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"Build it and they will come"

thought the inventor of the dildo

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I can build things out of wood.

Canoe?

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They're building a restaurant on Mars now...

They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.

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Build one hundred churches and no one will call you a church builder, build five hundred bridges and no one calls you a bridge builder

But if you fuck one goat......

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Build a man a fire, and you warm him for an evening...

Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life

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Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel?

One is riveting, the other is boring.

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I've built a spice catapult that is capable of seasoning a steak from a distance of 100 yards.

It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.

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If a building has 12 floors and each one is named after a month, how do you call the elevator?

By pressing the button

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I tried building a robotic midget...

but it had a short circuit.

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How do you build suspense in people?

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How to build a wall

If Trump ever needs help with the wall to Mexico he should ask the Swedish National Football Team, they did a pretty good job.

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Build one table and you're not considered a carpenter...

...but fuck one horse and you're called a horse fucker for life :/

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A builder came up to me.

He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"

"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."

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I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals.

Due to my gross motor skills.

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A builder

I had a builder in yesterday who had lost his ears in a bandsaw.

"Fucking hell," I said,

"how do you manage?"

"I can still hear," he said,

"I just get on with it."

"No, I mean where do you put your pencil?"

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