The Best 83 Buil Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Buil jokes. There are some buil edifice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Buil Jokes and Puns
If you build a man a fire he will be warm for a couple hours.
If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I can build things out of wood.
Canoe?
How do you build a flea circus?
You have to start from scratch.
I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals.
Due to my gross motor skills.
Who built King Arthurs round table?
SIRcumference
I tried building a robotic midget...
but it had a short circuit.
What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down?
A New Delhi
How do you build a boat?
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
What do they say about building an erotic statue?
"If you build it they will come."
How do you build suspense in people?
I built a lighthouse...
but it blew away.
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Need to build an Ark?
I Noah man...
I built a staircase using an online tutorial!
When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.
Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings?
So the banks know which ones to take back!
Ha cha cha!!
how do you keep one building up forever?
you add support beams.
how do you keep up two?
you keep it away from muslims
A building firm hires a new Asian employee...
So the foreman tell the Asian man to go into a room and count the supplies. Having heard nothing for several hours, the foreman goes in to check the progress and can't find the man. So the Asian man jumps out from behind a shelf and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
Who build King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president.
Who says building a border wall won't work?
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.
They're building a restaurant on Mars now...
They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.
A builder came up to me.
He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."
Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer?
Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!
Building in Antarctica is difficult!
No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.
What are they going to use to build the wall?
The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president.
I built a Rollercoaster park but it's not as good as a lot of others
It definitely has its ups and downs thiugh
I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model...
I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.
I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.
I've built a spice catapult that is capable of seasoning a steak from a distance of 100 yards.
It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.
I'm building a brothel for lesbians.
No studs in the building, it's all tongue and groove.
I built an electric fence around my property yesterday…
My neighbor is dead against it…
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
How do you build a hamburger house?
From the ground up.
I'm building an app to help people fall asleep at night. It'll be recordings of straight white men talking about gender identity, cultural appropriation and modern racism...
Name of the app is White Noise.
I want all buildings to have a reception area.
I think I'll lobby for it.
They should build the wall with Hillary's emails
Because nobody can get over them.
Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a night
set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life
They're building a Flinstones themed pub in Abu Dhabi...
The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar
Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel?
One is riveting, the other is boring.
I built a fence around my house today but accidentally encroached on my neighbor's property.
I guess I'll have to repost tomorrow.
They should build the wall out of Hillary
People clearly can't get over her.
I built the most American guitar ever
Made completely out of mirror polished, stainless steel from the World Trade Center in the shape of a bald eagle carrying a rifle.
Only has one octave, but I enjoy playing it, from C to shining C.
Build a man a fire, and he'll stay warm for a day...
SET a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
If a building has 12 floors and each one is named after a month, how do you call the elevator?
By pressing the button
What do you use to build a roof out of cheese?
Kraft Shingles
I'm trying to build a barn and keep running into problems.
I just can't find a stable solution.
I tried to build a computer out of wood, but it wouldn't turn on.
All bark and no byte.
If you build it, they will come.
If you rub it, I will come.
How to build a wall
If Trump ever needs help with the wall to Mexico he should ask the Swedish National Football Team, they did a pretty good job.
When you build a bike with old parts
Is it called Recycling?
If while building a wood project you find that many of your nails are pointed on the wrong end
Don't throw them away. Save them for the opposite side of the project.
Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but you need an Engineer if...
... you want one that just barely stands.
Built a robot to tie rope together...
But it does knot work.
I'm not sure if the US should build a space force
The costs would skyrocket
If you ever want to build a home for the poor
A foundation is a solid place to start
I built a 1:1000000 model of a German submarine.
It's a pretty good µ-boat.
I built a fence 6 inches over the property line and my neighbor got right up in my face.
He has real boundary issues.
Building electirc vehicles is illegal in Africa,
So i Madagascar.
After building the wall, Trump to build an electromagnetic barrier to prevent foreign bees from entering the U.S. by sending waves that interfere with their communication.
Trump is strictly against Global Swarming
I built a snow man this morning.
Then the sun came out and it became genderfluid.
If we did build a wall, it definitely would work
China built a wall, do you see any Mexicans there?
I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn't believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and....
Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.
What building is the heaviest?
The church, because it has the most mass.
Building grain processing facilities is a lucrative business
I'm hoping to make a mill by the end of the year.
I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me, anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out..
Now I'm feeling cannelloni.
I built a shelf for my tools right beside my work bench.
Now I can finish projects all by myshelf.
When building stairs
You have to take one step at a time
What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.
Building a tree house is the biggest insult to a tree!
"I killed one of your friends...here hold him!"
Build a man a fire, you'll warm him for a day.
Set a man on fire, you'll warm him for the rest of his life.
A building inspector for an old European town found that all buildings built between 1584 and 1750 had significant structural flaws.
Otherwise, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
What do you get if you build a carousel inside a haunted house?
A scary go round.
Who built an airplane that couldn't fly?
The Wrong brothers.
I built an electric fence around my house last week
My neighbour is dead against it
I'm building a dating app exclusively for people working in bars
...look out for BarTinder
Nothing is built in the USA anymore...
Just bought a new TV...says "Built in Antennae"
Hell, I dont even know where that is....
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I screwed up some of the measurements and made it too wide
So near, and yet sofa
me: I'm going to build a time machine
**her *[eating the last donut]*:** what you gonna use it for?
**me *[eating the last donut]*:** righting wrongs
Need to build an Ark?
I Noah guy…
Why do PC builders hate adoption?
Because they dont want a pre-build
I'm trying to build interest for my new children's book
It's about a vixen whose tail hurts, and each page after the introduction is a new animal trying to help her heal or deal with the pain. Sadly, every publisher I've contacted has rejected the manuscript outright.
I'm not giving up, though. "For Fox' ache" will find it's audience someday.
I built a car out of writing paper and matching envelopes, but it didn't move.
It was stationery.
I tried building some stairs this weekend
Turns out there's a lot of steps involved.
build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night…
set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
build a man a fire he is warm for a day
Set a man on fire he is warm for the rest of his life
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