The Best 5 Buick Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buick jokes. There are some buick subaru jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buick mazda puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buick Jokes and Puns

A Jewish lady wants an obituary for her husband.

A Jewish lady calls the New York Times and says "I want an obituary for my husband." The person at the times says "it's 10$ a word". "10$ a word!" The lady exclaims. "Fine" she says "Burnstein dies". The lady says "there is a minimum of 5 words". "Fine" she grumbles, "Burnstein dies Buick for sale".

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

What do you say to a 25 year old driving a Buick?

Sorry about your grandmother.

A Texan goes to a car dealership

He sees a car he likes and says "Gee that's a byoot!" The Dealer responds "That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"

Bought a new car, I'm so happy.

I finally don't have to fight over our 20 yr old Buick with my wife anymore, cuz it's all mine now.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buick motorists jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buick nissan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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