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A Jewish lady wants an obituary for her husband.
A Jewish lady calls the New York Times and says "I want an obituary for my husband." The person at the times says "it's 10$ a word". "10$ a word!" The lady exclaims. "Fine" she says "Burnstein dies". The lady says "there is a minimum of 5 words". "Fine" she grumbles, "Burnstein dies Buick for sale".
Why does the Buick Century have that name?
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
A Texan goes to a car dealership
He sees a car he likes and says "Gee that's a byoot!" The Dealer responds "That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"
What do you say to a 25 year old driving a Buick?
Sorry about your grandmother.
Bought a new car, I'm so happy.
I finally don't have to fight over our 20 yr old Buick with my wife anymore, cuz it's all mine now.
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