Buh Jokes
10 buh jokes and hilarious buh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Buh Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What is a good buh joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A mother has two daughters and a son.
A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I named Rose?", to which she replies: "That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head".
Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I called Petal?", to which she answers: "That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head".
Finally, her son approaches her and says: "BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH", and the mother says: "Shut up, Fridge".
What do you call a fly when it retires?
A flew.
BUH DUM TSS!
No? Alright.. I'll see myself out.
Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
buh dum tss
Why was the plant embarrassed?
It soiled itself. *Buh dum ts* *Dodges tomatoes*
Two scientist walk into a bar...
The first one says to the bartender:
I'll have an H2O
The other scientist says:
I'll have an H2O too
The second one dies.
The first scientist freaks out and asks the bartender what should they do, he replies:
Let's barium
*buh duh tssss*
What did the drummer say about his favorite drum set?
Now THAT'S a drum set I can get behind!
... buh dum cschhhhhhhh
Where do fish get their money?
At the river bank
buh dum pshh
Three whales fall out of the sky. Two hit land, one hits water.
Buh Dum Tss
What do you call a bear with no ear?
A buh.
There are five cows on a farm, one mommy cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks: "Mom, why is my name Rose?" The mom replies: "Well, honey, when you were born a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf comes up. "Mom, why is my name Lily?" The mom replies: "When you were born, sweetheart, a lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf comes up to mom. "Mom, why is my name Daisy?" The mom replies: "When you were born, my baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."
The fourth calf comes up. It says: "Hurr duh buh gah." The mom replies: "Oh, shut up, Cinderblock!"
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