Bugs Jokes

122 bugs jokes and hilarious bugs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bugs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover funny jokes about all types of bugs, including bed bugs, ladybugs, Bugs Bunny, moths, and spiders. Get a unique look into the bug world with these hilarious jokes, perfect for any exterminator or bug enthusiast!

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Funniest Bugs Short Jokes

Short bugs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bugs humour may include short flies jokes also.

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
People who don't understand the difference between... People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around...
127 little bugs in the code.
99 programming bugs in the code .
99 programming bugs.
Take one down, patch it all up.
111 programming bugs in the code.
99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.
People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in a way I can't put into words thank you for making my day, u/happy_guy23
Today, I played God. I saw a bug, suffering. I watched it for a couple of minutes. Then I kept watching, and watching, and watching...
TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code... Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code.
When I was a kid I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they were bugs that crawled into your ears. So you can imagine my reaction when I heard about cockroaches.

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Bugs One Liners

Which bugs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bugs? I can suggest the ones about worm and frog.

Do you know why programers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
Why do most programmer use dark mode? Because the light attracts too many bugs
Why does a programmer prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs
Why do bugs have odd beliefs? They're in sects.
Any bug can hit a windshield.. But it takes some guts to stick.
Why do programmers love winter? Because there are no bugs...
Spiders must be... the only web developers who like bugs.
Why do you never see any bugs in a church? Because they are in sects.
People that get entomology and etymology mixed up... Bug me in ways I can't put in words.
why don't programmers like nature? because it has too many bugs
Why are frogs always happy? They eat whatever bugs them
Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why does programmers use dark mode? Cause light attracts bugs.
What did bugs bunny save his word processing as? Whats up.doc
When software doesn't work It just bugs me

Bugs Bunny Jokes

Here is a list of funny bugs bunny jokes and even better bugs bunny puns that will make you laugh with friends.

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny won't accept any files through WeTransfer or Google Drive The only way to send him something is as a Whatsapp Doc
Bugs Bunny goes to a medical convention He meets a cardiologist, and says "what's up, doc?"
He meets a dentist, and says "what's up, doc?"
He meets a chiropractor, and says "what's up?"
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny...
Happy Easter
What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise? What's up Spock?
what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny meets a chiropractor For the first time ever, somebody called the chiropractor "doc."
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? ... Bugs bunny
My 'WhatsApp' keeps crashing on my phone and won't run properly.... So, I've downloaded something called 'The Bugs Bunny' to fix it.............
It's a 'WhatsApp Doc.'
I'm using my computer to write an essay about Bugs Bunny. The filename is whatsup.doc

Bed Bugs Jokes

Here is a list of funny bed bugs jokes and even better bed bugs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers
(OC my dudes, read em and weep)
WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs … as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.
If bed bugs are found in beds Who came up with cockroaches?
If bed bugs live in beds... then does that mean cockroaches and butterflies live in...?
Did you hear about the Bed Bugs getting married? The wedding was held in the spring.
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She's gonna have her baby in the spring.
What do you call a bunch of bed bugs? A sheet-load.
Did you hear about the bed bugs that fell in love? They're getting married in the spring.
What do you call a large group of bedbugs? Bunk bed bugs
Just slept with a species from another genus... I hate having bed bugs

Bugs joke, Just slept with a species from another genus...

Comical Bugs Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about bugs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bugs pranks.

Scientists have found crazed bugs on the moon.

Lunar ticks

So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...

I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

There once was a man who made dead houses.

There once was a man who made dead houses; Stored them under his home with the bugs and the mouses; The coffins he made were of rich sleek wood; He built them as big, yet as fast as he could; For his caskets were haunted and were said to walk; one night he went to his basement, and one started to rock; It moved towards him, his insides began to soften; So he pulled out some Halls, cause Halls stops the coffin.

Did you hear about the Shaman?

He chose to walk the world barefoot which caused he feet to blister a thousand times over.

He ate only bugs and berries that he found in nature which caused him to became very frail.

This diet also caused him to be plagued with horribly bad breath.

He was known as the Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.

Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine.

-garyDelaney

A man is staring into his whiskey

The barkeep asks if something's the matter.
"3 of my servers have the same virus, there are reports of bugs and extensions cropping up in our clientelle's cookies, and today icecream sandwich ruined my phone."
"IT sounds rough" he adds sympathetically.
"IT?" the customer says, " I work at Baskin Robbins."

A C++ error walks into a bar...

A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here". The error replies "But I'm an EXCEPTION!"
Haaaaaaaaaa!

Why are frogs happy?

Because they eat what bugs them..
Source: 3rd grader told me this joke..

24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code...

Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code...

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs!
A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

I'm working on a fitness routine for insects.

It's going well, but I'm still trying to work out the bugs.

I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war.

That really bugs me.

Two bugs are having a conversation...

A fly asks a small bug on its back "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
The small bug replies, "I mite be."
The fly says, "Stupidest pun I ever heard."
The small bug replies, "What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly!"

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

In a restaurant, a boy asks his Dad "are bugs ok to eat?" His Dad says "We don't talk about bugs while we eat. Let's discuss them later". When they are finished and waiting for their check, the Dad asks his son "now what were you asking me about?"

"Oh, nothing, really" the boy replied. There was a bug in your salad, but now it's gone."

Dad, are bugs good to eat..?

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."

Bugs Bunny at the airport

"Eh, what's up Doc?"

A little boy asked his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's not appropriate dinner table conversation, son," said his dad. "We can talk about that later."

After dinner the man said, "Now, son, what were you trying to ask me before?"

"Oh, nothing," said the boy. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."

Pixar movies over the years

What if toys had feelings?
What if bugs had feelings?
What if monsters had feelings?
What if fish had feelings?
What if superheroes had feelings?
What if cars had feelings?
What if rats had feelings?
What if robots hadd feelings?
What if boy scouts had feelings?
What if gingers had feelings?
What if feelings had feelings?
What if dinosaurs had feelings?
What if Mexicans had feelings?

I hate how people can't tell the difference between etymology and entomology.

It just really bugs me in ways I can't seem to put into words.

Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?

There are too many bugs

You know what bugs me?

The CIA.

What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?

They're both Po-Lice.
* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.

What kind of web developer likes to find bugs?

A Spider

I'm so mad! I found out my grandfather clock is full of bugs.

I guess it's like they say, time flies.

What do you call a group of bugs in an apartment?

Tenants.

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Oh and weird concurrency bugs.
Oh and weird concurrency bugs.

What's the last thing...

that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windscreen?
It's a**...

Spiders are the only web developers

that like to find bugs.

99 critical bugs in the code... 99 critical bugs. Track one down, patch it when found...

100 critical bugs in the code.

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."

Dad, are bugs good to eat?

That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner, the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, Now, son, what did you want to ask me?
Oh, nothing, the boy says. There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.

On the seventh day God rested when He should've fixed the bugs.

Just came up with this after dealing with somebody's p**....

Why are smart lights turned off when they update ?

To not attract bugs

So there was this kid who was lazy and couldnt wake up early..

His mom wanted to teach him a lesson about the benefits of waking up early.
She said: Son, i am going to tell you a little story and then i want you to tell me what did you learn from it ok?

Son: Ok
Mom: imagine two birds. First bird always wakes up early and can find bugs to feed himself and his family. The second bird wakes up late everyday and cant find anything to eat. So what did you learn from this.
Son: i learned that the bugs that wake up early gets eaten by birds

I don't understand how people are complaining about visual bugs in Cyberpunk 2077

It's just your character's cyberoptics malfunctioning.

I went to a fancy Italian restaurant but stormed out when I found bugs in my food.

Turned out it was the anty pasto.

The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology...

...bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

A Bug Story

What did the other bugs call the bug who wanted to be an astronaut?

A LUNAtick

I've developed an app with information about insects, but it keeps getting bad reviews in App Store

…
People say it has a lot of bugs?

I have trouble with etymology and entomology...

...I can never find the right word and it really bugs me.

A man goes to a doctor because he always sees bugs that playing soccer through his eyes

Doctor: "So we need an MRI scan. We couid make you an appointment next sunday".
The patient seems surprised: "Are you nuts? Sunday is the finals".

Bored with the carefree life, Timon and Pumbaa decide to join the workforce as software engineers

On their first day at work, Pumbaa's code keeps returning errors for several hours. Finally, Timon says: "Why don't you take a break? I'll fix you some bugs."

Did you see that movie with the bugs living together in an apartment?

It's about ten ants.

Dad, are bugs ok to eat?

"That's disgusting, don't ever talk about that over dinner"
After dinner, dad asks
"What was that all about?"
"There was a bug in your soup, it's now gone"

Why are frogs so content?

They eat whatever bugs them.

Why do lighting bugs get A's in school?

They are very bright.

What's Bugs Bunny's favourite music?

Looney Tunes

All web developers hate finding bugs in their work.

Except spiders

Why did it take up until last year for volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the United States?

Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out

A fan emailed Bethesda about Starfield

A fan emails Bethesda and asked if the game would contain any Huge Insect Aliens like in Starship Troopers.
A few weeks later he gets a reply back stating the following:
Hi
Thanks for reaching out.
While we can make no promises of insects in the massive universe, we promise Starfield will be full of bugs!