The Best 68 Bugs Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Bugs jokes. There are some bugs etymology jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Bugs Jokes and Puns
Scientists have found crazed bugs on the moon.
Lunar ticks
So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...
I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"
what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant?
Bugs Bunny.
There once was a man who made dead houses.
There once was a man who made dead houses; Stored them under his home with the bugs and the mouses; The coffins he made were of rich sleek wood; He built them as big, yet as fast as he could; For his caskets were haunted and were said to walk; one night he went to his basement, and one started to rock; It moved towards him, his insides began to soften; So he pulled out some Halls, cause Halls stops the coffin.
99 little bugs in the code...
99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.
I'm using my computer to write an essay about Bugs Bunny.
The filename is whatsup.doc
A man is staring into his whiskey
The barkeep asks if something's the matter.
"3 of my servers have the same virus, there are reports of bugs and extensions cropping up in our clientelle's cookies, and today icecream sandwich ruined my phone."
"IT sounds rough" he adds sympathetically.
"IT?" the customer says, " I work at Baskin Robbins."
99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs.
Take one down, patch it around...
127 little bugs in the code.
A C++ error walks into a bar...
A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here". The error replies "But I'm an EXCEPTION!"
Haaaaaaaaaa!
24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code...
Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code...
Why do you never see any bugs in a church?
Because they are in sects.
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99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code...
Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code.
I'm working on a fitness routine for insects.
It's going well, but I'm still trying to work out the bugs.
I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war.
That really bugs me.
Two bugs are having a conversation...
A fly asks a small bug on its back "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
The small bug replies, "I mite be."
The fly says, "Stupidest pun I ever heard."
The small bug replies, "What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly!"
What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?
A spider
why don't programmers like nature?
because it has too many bugs
What did bugs bunny save his word processing as?
Whats up.doc
In a restaurant, a boy asks his Dad "are bugs ok to eat?" His Dad says "We don't talk about bugs while we eat. Let's discuss them later". When they are finished and waiting for their check, the Dad asks his son "now what were you asking me about?"
"Oh, nothing, really" the boy replied. There was a bug in your salad, but now it's gone."
Dad, are bugs good to eat..?
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
99 programming bugs in the code
.
99 programming bugs.
Take one down, patch it all up.
111 programming bugs in the code.
TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...
...bugs.
A little boy asked his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"
"That's not appropriate dinner table conversation, son," said his dad. "We can talk about that later."
After dinner the man said, "Now, son, what were you trying to ask me before?"
"Oh, nothing," said the boy. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
Why do programmers love winter?
Because there are no bugs...
Spiders must be...
the only web developers who like bugs.
Why do bugs have odd beliefs?
They're in sects.
Pixar movies over the years
What if toys had feelings?
What if bugs had feelings?
What if monsters had feelings?
What if fish had feelings?
What if superheroes had feelings?
What if cars had feelings?
What if rats had feelings?
What if robots hadd feelings?
What if boy scouts had feelings?
What if gingers had feelings?
What if feelings had feelings?
What if dinosaurs had feelings?
What if Mexicans had feelings?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny...
Happy Easter
When I was a kid I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they were bugs that crawled into your ears.
So you can imagine my reaction when I heard about cockroaches.
I hate how people can't tell the difference between etymology and entomology.
It just really bugs me in ways I can't seem to put into words.
What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect?
Bugs Bunny
Why are frogs always happy?
They eat whatever bugs them
Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
There are too many bugs
You know what bugs me?
The CIA.
What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?
They're both Po-Lice.
* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.
What kind of web developer likes to find bugs?
A Spider
I'm so mad! I found out my grandfather clock is full of bugs.
I guess it's like they say, time flies.
Do you know why programers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
When software doesn't work
It just bugs me
There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Oh and weird concurrency bugs.
Oh and weird concurrency bugs.
If bed bugs are found in beds
Who came up with cockroaches?
WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs
… as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.
What's the last thing...
that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windscreen?
It's ass
If bed bugs live in beds...
then does that mean cockroaches and butterflies live in...?
Spiders are the only web developers
that like to find bugs.
99 critical bugs in the code... 99 critical bugs. Track one down, patch it when found...
100 critical bugs in the code.
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
Dad, are bugs good to eat?
That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner, the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, Now, son, what did you want to ask me?
Oh, nothing, the boy says. There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.
On the seventh day God rested when He should've fixed the bugs.
Just came up with this after dealing with somebody's PMS.
Why are smart lights turned off when they update ?
To not attract bugs
So there was this kid who was lazy and couldnt wake up early..
His mom wanted to teach him a lesson about the benefits of waking up early.
She said: Son, i am going to tell you a little story and then i want you to tell me what did you learn from it ok?
Son: Ok
Mom: imagine two birds. First bird always wakes up early and can find bugs to feed himself and his family. The second bird wakes up late everyday and cant find anything to eat. So what did you learn from this.
Son: i learned that the bugs that wake up early gets eaten by birds
I went to a fancy Italian restaurant but stormed out when I found bugs in my food.
Turned out it was the anty pasto.
Why do most programmers use dark mode?
Because the light attracts too many bugs
The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology...
...bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?
What's up Spock?
A Bug Story
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
... Bugs bunny
I've developed an app with information about insects, but it keeps getting bad reviews in App Store
…
People say it has a lot of bugs?
I have trouble with etymology and entomology...
...I can never find the right word and it really bugs me.
Did you see that movie with the bugs living together in an apartment?
It's about ten ants.
Dad, are bugs ok to eat?
"That's disgusting, don't ever talk about that over dinner"
After dinner, dad asks
"What was that all about?"
"There was a bug in your soup, it's now gone"
My 'WhatsApp' keeps crashing on my phone and won't run properly....
So, I've downloaded something called 'The Bugs Bunny' to fix it.............
It's a 'WhatsApp Doc.'
Bugs Bunny won't accept any files through WeTransfer or Google Drive
The only way to send him something is as a Whatsapp Doc
Why are frogs so content?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Why do lighting bugs get A's in school?
They are very bright.
What's Bugs Bunny's favourite music?
Looney Tunes
In Canada, they had to change Bugs Bunny's famous line....
From "Eh, what's up, Doc"? to "Whats up Doc, eh"?
Why does programmers use dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
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