The Best 25 Buggy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buggy jokes. There are some buggy kart jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buggy carriage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buggy Jokes and Puns

An Amish Woman

Amish woman(riding a horse and buggy) gets pulled over because reflector on her buggy is broken.. cop says, you might want to have your husband look at your reflector He notices a rope wrapped around the horse's balls… and ma'am, some folks might find that rope offensive . The lady later makes it home and tells her husband about the event. cop says the reflector is busted… and he didn't like the emergency brake neither

Had to dump my Amish girlfriend....

she drove me buggy.

Amish jokes

Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite

I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter

Buggy joke, Amish jokes

A police officer pulled over an Amish couple in a buggy

"Sir, I'm going to need you to remove the strap from around that horse's testicles. That's just inhumane."

"WHAT'S HE SAYIN'?", the old man asked his wife.

"I think there might be something wrong with the emergency brake."

There is rumor of a new "Amish Flu" out of Pennsylvania...

the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy.

My Wife won't like it

One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?"

"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.

"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive... I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!"

Lively Old Lady

A doctor made a house call on an elderly lady, back when they made house calls. She was spritely and healthy, and the doctor remarked on her good condition.
"Have you ever been bedridden?" he asked.
"Oh my, yes" she said. "Many times, and twice in a buggy"

Buggy joke, Lively Old Lady

I'm so glad they released a patch for my car

The windshield was starting to get buggy.

Did you hear about the Amish woman?

She had two mennonite that drove her buggy

I tried to download an ATV.

But it was a bit Buggy.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

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I was driving a jeep in a new video game

It was a little buggy

My neighbor watched while I jerked off on my porch tonight.

It was really buggy and the can was almost empty.

I saw a man pull up.....

to a disabled park in a golf buggy. I couldn't help but wonder what his handicap was.

Excuse me, mister, but why are you riding a buggy?

"I'm Amish!"
"Oh I'm sorry, miss, why are you riding a buggy?"

What vehicle uses Bethesda's creation engine?

A buggy

Buggy joke, What vehicle uses Bethesda's creation engine?

What kind of insurance do you buy for a horse and buggy?

Foal coverage

Why did the Amish woman file for divorce?

Her husband was driving her buggy

What car does Todd Howard drive?

A buggy

I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay today...

**I thought to myself, 'I wonder what his handicap is?'**

Do you know what drives me buggy?

Me horsey

What's the glitchiest car in the world?

The buggy.

What do you call the front part of an Amish horse drawn buggy?

The Yoder motor

My friend just released a beta for his game that involves catching exotic flies from different location

It's very buggy right now

There is a group of Amish engineers who created the hardware and software for a small self-driving horseless carriage.

It's a little buggy.

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