Buggy Jokes
41 buggy jokes and hilarious buggy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buggy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you want to laugh your way to a good mood? Check out this collection of witty buggy jokes featuring golf buggies, horse and buggies, Amish buggies, trollies, and convertible buggies. Get ready for your day to start on a humorous note!
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Funniest Buggy Short Jokes
Short buggy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buggy humour may include short bugging jokes also.
- I saw a man pull up..... to a disabled park in a golf buggy. I couldn't help but wonder what his handicap was.
- There is rumor of a new "Amish Flu" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy.
- There is a group of Amish engineers who created the hardware and software for a small self-driving horseless carriage. It's a little buggy.
- Why did the Ex-Amish guy not clean all the dead insects off his new car? He was used to his transport being a little buggy.
- My friend just released a beta for his game that involves catching exotic flies from different location It's very buggy right now
- Excuse me, mister, but why are you riding a buggy? "I'm Amish!"
"Oh I'm sorry, miss, why are you riding a buggy?" - I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay today... **I thought to myself, 'I wonder what his handicap is?'**
- My neighbor watched while I j**... off on my porch tonight. It was really buggy and the can was almost empty.
- Yo' Mama is so s**..., her c**... ride dune buggies.
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Buggy One Liners
Which buggy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buggy? I can suggest the ones about coding bug and crumby.
- What vehicle uses Bethesda's creation engine? A buggy
- Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy.
- What's the glitchiest car in the world? The buggy.
- I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy.
- Do you know what drives me buggy? Me horsey
- What kind of insurance do you buy for a horse and buggy? Foal coverage
- I'm so glad they released a patch for my car The windshield was starting to get buggy.
- Why did the Amish woman file for divorce? Her husband was driving her buggy
- I was driving a jeep in a new video game It was a little buggy
- When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call? Triple Hay
- Did you hear about the Amish woman? She had two mennonite that drove her buggy
- What do you call the front part of an Amish horse drawn buggy? The Yoder motor
- What car does Todd Howard drive? A buggy
- Why did the Amish guy return his new carriage? It looked really nice, but it was buggy.
- What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy.
Uplifting Buggy Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about buggy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bugs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buggy pranks.
An Amish Woman
Amish woman(riding a horse and buggy) gets pulled over because reflector on her buggy is broken.. cop says, you might want to have your husband look at your reflector He notices a rope wrapped around the horse's b**...… and ma'am, some folks might find that rope offensive . The lady later makes it home and tells her husband about the event. cop says the reflector is busted… and he didn't like the emergency brake neither
My Wife won't like it
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very s**... and persuasive... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!"
A police officer pulled over an Amish couple in a buggy
"Sir, I'm going to need you to remove the strap from around that horse's t**.... That's just inhumane."
"WHAT'S HE SAYIN'?", the old man asked his wife.
"I think there might be something wrong with the emergency brake."
Amish jokes
Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite
I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter
Lively Old Lady
A doctor made a house call on an elderly lady, back when they made house calls. She was spritely and healthy, and the doctor remarked on her good condition.
"Have you ever been bedridden?" he asked.
"Oh my, yes" she said. "Many times, and twice in a buggy"