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Bug Zapper Jokes

5 bug zapper jokes and hilarious bug zapper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bug zapper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Bug Zapper Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good bug zapper joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Bubba n' Buford

Bubba n' Buford were sittin' on their porch one afternoon drinkin' beer n' bein' entertained by the bug zapper when this semi haulin' sod comes over the hill n' passes in front of their trailer. Bubba declares, "When we get rich I'm gonna do that!". Buford, asks "Do what?". Bubba looks at Buford like he's a idiot n' says, "Well duh, send our grass out to get it cut like them folks!".

A man has just died.

As his soul leaves his body and begins to float towards the clouds, he hears a loud, booming voice.
**"Come. Come towards the light, my son."**
And so he does.
Meanwhile, atop his cloud, God laughs, as another human hits his bug zapper.

Did you hear about the lightening bug that ran into the bug zapper?

He was delighted.

It's spring in New England, so I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those pests, and I woke up to protests outside my house.

# Blackfliesmatter

Why did the dyslexic r**... break the bug-zapper?

Because printed on the zapper handle were the words "No More Insects".

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