Bug Spray Jokes

Funniest Bug Spray Short Jokes

Short bug spray jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bug spray humour may include short pest control jokes also.

1. I just got arrested for buying bug spray at a store Apparently you're not allowed to get Off in public
2. Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library by killing all of The Beatles
3. My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray.
4. Getting caught I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?
5. So an unfortunate thing happened... I accidentally dropped a whole bottle of "Off" bug spray into this big beautiful bowl of butterscotch pudding I had slaved over all day.
   It was Off-pudding.
6. Save yourself from a s**... harassment case. If a fellow employee asks, "Do you know a place I can get Off?". They may just need some bug spray.

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Bug Spray One Liners

Which bug spray one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bug spray? I can suggest the ones about spray and pepper spray.

1. My best friend died from inhaling too much bug spray. The coroner said he offed himself.
2. What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray? They are just OFF-full
3. I have to spray bug poison.... .....2 A B cos Y not?
4. Yo Mamma so s**... she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

Bug Spray Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bug spray you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pepper sprayed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bug spray pranks.