Bug Spray Jokes
10 bug spray jokes and hilarious bug spray puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bug spray that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bug Spray Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I just got arrested for buying bug spray at a store
Apparently you're not allowed to get Off in public
Ambush Watch
Down at the Senior Center the other day Joe was telling a tale about his experience in the jungle during his war. It seems that he was wearing a cheap watch one night while on an ambush and it made so much noise that his buddy insisted that he douse the watch with bug spray . . . to get rid of the ticks.
Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library
by killing all of The Beatles
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Save yourself from a s**... harassment case.
If a fellow employee asks, "Do you know a place I can get Off?". They may just need some bug spray.
What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?
They are just OFF-full
My girlfriend asked me to get her off.
I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray.
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Yo Mamma so s**... she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Getting caught
I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?
So an unfortunate thing happened...
I accidentally dropped a whole bottle of "Off" bug spray into this big beautiful bowl of butterscotch pudding I had slaved over all day.
It was Off-pudding.
I have to spray bug poison....
.....2 A B cos Y not?
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