Bug Jokes
109 bug jokes and hilarious bug puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about bug that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your preschooler giggle with these hilarious bug jokes! From ladybugs to stink bugs, mosquitoes, and spiders - these insect jokes are sure to get laughs from your little ones. Find the perfect bug joke to keep your preschooler entertained.
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Funniest Bug Short Jokes
Short bug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bug humour may include short insect jokes also.
- In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
- People who don't understand the difference between... People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
- 99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around...
127 little bugs in the code. - People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in a way I can't put into words thank you for making my day, u/happy_guy23
- Today, I played God. I saw a bug, suffering. I watched it for a couple of minutes. Then I kept watching, and watching, and watching...
- TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
- A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here". The error replies "But I'm an EXCEPTION!"
Haaaaaaaaaa! - How programmers and cats are alike? They both can sit in the same position for long time and get excited when they find a bug
- Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers
(OC my dudes, read em and weep) - Two flies riding on a motorbike. One says to the other: Stop! Stop! A bug just flew into my eye.
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Bug One Liners
Which bug one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bug? I can suggest the ones about spider and windscreen.
- Do you know why programers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
- Why do bugs have odd beliefs? They're in sects.
- Any bug can hit a windshield.. But it takes some guts to stick.
- Why do programmers love winter? Because there are no bugs...
- Spiders must be... the only web developers who like bugs.
- why don't programmers like nature? because it has too many bugs
- Why are frogs always happy? They eat whatever bugs them
- What did bugs bunny save his word processing as? Whats up.doc
- When software doesn't work It just bugs me
- What do you call bug mating? INSEX
- What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny
- I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war. That really bugs me.
- I hate insect puns. They bug me.
- Why are smart lights turned off when they update ? To not attract bugs
- I thought i saw a spider on my laptop It turned out it was just a bug.
Coding Bug Jokes
Here is a list of funny coding bug jokes and even better coding bug puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Bugs in C code should be called fishes Because fishes are found in the sea
- I hate it when mosquitoes land on my computer screen when I'm working... ...it's bugging my code
Bug Spray Jokes
Here is a list of funny bug spray jokes and even better bug spray puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just got arrested for buying bug spray at a store Apparently you're not allowed to get Off in public
- Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library by killing all of The Beatles
- What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray? They are just OFF-full
- My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray.
- So an unfortunate thing happened... I accidentally dropped a whole bottle of "Off" bug spray into this big beautiful bowl of butterscotch pudding I had slaved over all day.
It was Off-pudding. - I have to spray bug poison.... .....2 A B cos Y not?
Software Bug Jokes
Here is a list of funny software bug jokes and even better software bug puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The software engineer was in his office when a large swarm of bugs attacked him. Had he been clad with harder clothes, he might have survived.
- Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it...
- If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Computer Bug Jokes
Here is a list of funny computer bug jokes and even better computer bug puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm using my computer to write an essay about Bugs Bunny. The filename is whatsup.doc
- Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug...
Gather Around for Fun Bug Jokes and Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about bug you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mosquito jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bug pranks.
Hey, bug on my back, asked a fly. Are you a mite?
I mite be, giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. That's the worst joke I've ever heard!
Well, what did you expect? said the mite. I came up with it on the fly.
Dad, are bugs good to eat..?
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
A little boy asked his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"
"That's not appropriate dinner table conversation, son," said his dad. "We can talk about that later."
After dinner the man said, "Now, son, what were you trying to ask me before?"
"Oh, nothing," said the boy. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
A teacher asks her class
to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
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Two robots had s**... due to a bug in their programming and soon thereafter a baby robot was born.
He was a son of a glitch.
Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon.
They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
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What is worse than finding a bug in your salad?
Getting anally r**... by a rhinoceros.
My mom said my Pawpaw would say this joke all the time in the car. They'd be driving along and a bug would splat against the windshield and he'd say...
"I bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again."
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I answered my front door this morning and was punched in the face by a 5 foot tall beetle.
That must have been the n**... bug that's going around.
A bug hit the windshield and my Grandma said:
"I bet he won't have the guts to do that again!"
I heard a report!
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.
Bubba n' Buford
Bubba n' Buford were sittin' on their porch one afternoon drinkin' beer n' bein' entertained by the bug zapper when this semi haulin' sod comes over the hill n' passes in front of their trailer. Bubba declares, "When we get rich I'm gonna do that!". Buford, asks "Do what?". Bubba looks at Buford like he's a idiot n' says, "Well duh, send our grass out to get it cut like them folks!".
Big GTA 5 bug
A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?
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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Ambush Watch
Down at the Senior Center the other day Joe was telling a tale about his experience in the jungle during his war. It seems that he was wearing a cheap watch one night while on an ambush and it made so much noise that his buddy insisted that he douse the watch with bug spray . . . to get rid of the ticks.
The Oxymoron poem
Ladies and Gentlemen; hobos and Tramps; bug eyed mosquitos and legged ants: I come here before you to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing of.
One cold dark day in the middle of the night two dead boys stood up to fight, back to back they face each other, drew their swords and shot each-other! The deaf policeman heard this noise and came and killed those two dead boys.
Now if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it to.
What noise does a bug make when it hits your windshield in Moscow?
Splyat.
What do you call a large bug that's very accepting of people no matter what?
Tolerant
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Late one night, Norm answered the doorbell to find a 6 foot tall cockroach standing on the step.
The bug grabbed Norm by the collar, punched him in the eye, threw him across the living room and then ran off.
The next day, Norm went to see his doctor to have his bruised eye examined.
Ah, yes, the doctor said when Norm explained what happened. There's a n**... bug going around.
What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?
An I-shoulda-pede.
What's the difference between a bug and an insect?
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
What's the sexiest type of bug?
A WHOREnet
Why was the albino, glasses-wearing man okay with a wizard turning him into a cool looking bug?
He was a pretty fly, four eyed, white guy.
Left a review for my pest control company:
Con's: The pesticide they used made me go blind
Pro's: Haven't seen a bug all year
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A bug hit my windshield, I know the last thing that went trough its mind.
His guts
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I heard a knock at my door yesterday morning
I opened the door and got punched in the face by a giant cockroach
I went and told my doctor and he said
ah yes I've heard there's a n**... bug going round
What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?
A lunar tick.
I found a bug in Madden 2015
I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone.
What did the other bugs call the bug who wanted to be an astronaut?
A LUNAtick
What do you call a depressed bug?
A pestimist
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A man has just died.
As his soul leaves his body and begins to float towards the clouds, he hears a loud, booming voice.
**"Come. Come towards the light, my son."**
And so he does.
Meanwhile, atop his cloud, God laughs, as another human hits his bug zapper.
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I didn't expect a bug to crawl out of my m**... stash...
But it just came out of the blue.
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Two women left a bar after a night of drinking
On their way home they began following a set of railroad tracks.
After several minutes following the tracks, one woman said "This is the LONGEST flight of stairs i've ever climbed in my life!"
The second said "it's not the stairs that bug me, it's these d**... low railings!"
What did the chameleon say when he walked across a tie-dye shirt?
Whoa, that last bug must have been laced with something!
There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokémon go instead of fixing the bug.
But I just can't seem to find it.
I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby.
I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall.
Hey I seem to have picked up a stomach bug
So far just explosive diarrhea. I will keep y'all posted as situation can best be described as fluid.
What do you call a cooked bug?
A French fly
God I hate hidden microphones
They bug me so much!
What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
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Save yourself from a s**... harassment case.
If a fellow employee asks, "Do you know a place I can get Off?". They may just need some bug spray.
How did the bug fetishist drink her apple juice?
She put a spider in cider.
While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?
You butterfly!
What is a pothead's favorite bug?
A Roach
Did you hear about the lightening bug that ran into the bug zapper?
He was delighted.
What did the Japanese father say to his son when he got a bug bite on his knee?
You got an ichi-ni-san?
What do you call a grasshopper that forgot the words to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas?"
A "hum" bug.
My car is so fast that it smacked into a bug and killed it...
While I was parallel parking.
A guy at my work caught a bug from a revolving door.
It's going around.
It's spring in New England, so I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those pests, and I woke up to protests outside my house.
# Blackfliesmatter
I met a tiny, alien robot that looked like a small bug. He told me his friends escaped their home planet, and found a home here. He was confident that his race would be OK.
He was Optimus Tick
What kind of bug bites only at your feet?
Mosqui-toes
What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint?
A Bug report
I was driving to work this morning when a bug splatted into my windscreen.
I thought "It'll never have the guts to do that again!"
What do you call a stinky bug?
A muskito
What did the announcer say when the coach sent a pill bug in to be the goaltender?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding that your Windows has a bug.
The best example of once in a life time opportunity..
..is a bug on your boss's face.
My phone has a weird bug
The contacts in my phone don't return my calls
What is the most dangerous bug at the moment?
The asymptoma tick
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The only thing scarier than seeing a bug on ur bedroom floor is
How ugly ur mom is
So two scientists are in the lab
Scientist 1: We still have to name this bug.
Scientist 2: Well, who discovered it?
Scientist 1: Katy did.
[Bug Report] Each time I sort by "New" in this sub...
...it sorts by most recent.
Please, donate to charities to provide bug nets to poor Africans.
With your help, we can save millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.
Why did the 100 legged bug spin around in circles before attacking its prey?
To gain centipedal force
How do you report a bug?
Because these ants are stealing my food at work.
