Bug Hotel Jokes
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My wife likes to talk to me after s**....
It really bugs me when she calls me from her hotel room.
What did the hotel keeper tell the guest who was complaining about cockroaches?
"It's not a bug, it's a feature."
What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott?
Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel
Studies have shown an epidemic of bedbugs in hotels across the world.
Experts believe the NSA is to blame because: "They bug everything".
I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb.
I guess you could say my room was bugged.
A man and his wife are on their honeymoon...
The two are in a splendid hotel, in their beds, snuggling down to make love when the newly made wife complains, "Honey, I feel like we're being watched." Because they're both former CIA, he decides to humor his wife and check around the room. Beneath the bed, behind it, even around the corners of the room.
"There's nothing here," he assures her and tries to start up the mood again. But she won't have it, so he goes looking around the room a second time. Since she's so upset, he keeps looking until he pulls back the rug to find a funny looking device. He unscrews the device, telling her, "Look, I've gotten rid of the bug. Now we can make love!"
The next morning, they're served breakfast in bed. The girl who brings their food asks if they had a nice night, to which they reply it was wonderful. But why does she ask? "I just wanted to make sure you were safe," she says. "Some time last night, the couple below you had a chandelier fall on them."
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