Buffet Jokes
95 buffet jokes and hilarious buffet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buffet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn some of the best jokes about buffets, where fat people can't stop eating and wolfs are never satisfied. Find out what dine-ins think of these eating places and why they are so yum.
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Funniest Buffet Short Jokes
Short buffet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buffet humour may include short cafeteria jokes also.
- My therapist says I can get over my fear of buffets. But first I've got to want to help myself.
- How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same? They just can't help themselves.
- I was at a buffet trying to get some spaghetti but a lady was blocking me... ...I couldn't get pasta.
- I went to my local all you can eat buffet... and there was this girl only choosing vegetables?
I thought, I've never seen herbivore. - This Christian restaurant is a rip-off I ordered the endless buffet and all they gave me were five loaves of bread and two fish
- Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party You want to do it, but you don't want to be the first, and you definitely don't want to be the only
- The waiter told me that their restaurant had an all-you-can-eat buffet. I couldn't ask for more.
- What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? They gave him the cold shoulder.
- In the buffet of life, friends are like dessert You eat them last and they taste the best
- What do you call a group of people waiting to get their fruit cocktail at a buffet? A punch line
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Buffet One Liners
Which buffet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buffet? I can suggest the ones about brunch and snack.
- What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant? Bo-buffet
- Did you hear about the food fight at the Chinese buffet? It was wanton violence.
- I always feel like a 9 or 10 after I leave a buffet.... Because I over ate.
- A fat woman got stuck in the door of my local Italian buffet. I just couldn't get pasta.
- What do you call an all-you-can-eat garlic restaurant? Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
- What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list.
- we used to call them "food fights"... ...kids today call them "all you can yeet buffets"
- What do you call a fat goth? Buffet the Vampire Slayer
- I was too late to the cannibal buffet They just gave me the cold shoulder
- I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet... ...but I just went for the halibut
- What do you call a nursing home with a buffet? A Golden Corral.
- I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet.
- Why did Jabba the Hutt invite a twi'lek to his fish buffet? He needed a Bib Fortuna.
- Went to an all you can eat seafood buffet last night... pulled a mussel
- Where do Bounty Hunters go to eat? Bo Buffet
Fat Buffet Jokes
Here is a list of funny fat buffet jokes and even better fat buffet puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Who said fat people don't like exercising? That is totally false because fat people love walking to the buffet table.
- Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
- Yo mama so fat when she goes up to a buffet she doesn't bring a plate, she brings her chair.
- Your mother's so fat... she listens to Jimmy Buffet.
- Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."
- My sister is so fat then when we go out to the local buffet they see her coming and p**... out the speed-bumps.
Warren Buffet Jokes
Here is a list of funny warren buffet jokes and even better warren buffet puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!
- If I had a dollar for every person complaining about reposts in this sub Warren Buffet would look up to me
- The CEO of Berkshire Hathaway should open a diner. And call it Warren's Buffet.
- A fox managed to dig into a highly populated rabbit den. It was a warren buffet.
- How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown? It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway
- What does Warren Buffet make when he goes to the bathroom? Philanthropee.
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What funny jokes about buffet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dining jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buffet pranks.
5 WoW related jokes
Yo mama so fat chain lightning hit her twice.
Yo mama so fat, when she logged in for first time she got the World Explorer achievement.
Yo mama so fat, she caused the Cataclysm by running to a buffet sale.
Yo mama so fat, she's immune to Death Knight's Death Grip.
Yo mama's so fat, it takes a 10 man raid of warlocks to summon her.
Cultural Diversity--True Story
When I was six I learned about Hanukkah in school. My teacher told me, "Christians celebrate Christmas, and Jews celebrate Hanukkah."
That night I was waiting in line at Hometown Buffet with my family and asked Mom why the restaurant would be closed for Christmas.
"It's so that the people who work here can spend Christmas with their families." She said.
In a loud, excited voice I piped up, "BUT COULDN'T THEY GET SOME JEWS TO WORK HERE?"
We never went back.
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Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other?
To get to the other sides.
I started to work at a seafood buffet...
...but then I pulled a mussel.
What animal is always ready for a buffet?
A platter-pus.
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?
He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
What did the baby call the s**... club?
An all you can eat buffet
Where do the stormtroopers like to eat?
At the Bo Buffet
Donald Trump's gut was to go with Chris Christie for VP,
...but Chris Christie's gut had already gone for the buffet.
When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food.
They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons
Life is Like a Buffet-
Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and c**..., and eventually, they kick you out.
s**... is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good...
...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet.
Why is a buffet like a s**... club?
You'll regret going to a cheap one.
Single door to buffet, double doors to salad bar.
Obesity solved!!
Why did the Serb walk out of a buffet restaurant?
Because kebab was served.
Did you hear about the people that became octophobes after going to the buffet?
They eight too much!
I wanted to go to Indian buffet for a lunch date with the gf...
But she would have naan of it.
Did you hear about the clock that went to the buffet?
It went back four seconds.
For $60 you can have Thanksgiving at EA headquarters.
For another $2000 they'll unlock the whole buffet.
Went to a French-Spanish wedding reception.
The buffet was alright, but the wedding cat was delicious.
Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.
At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited to find a chocolate milk machine. But her aunt did not approve. Chocolate milk for dinner? she asked.
It's delicious! said my daughter.
Her aunt shrugged. Well, its 8 a.m. somewhere.
Why is Christmas dinner at Santa's always a buffet?
Because it is elf-service
Why everybody loves the Indian buffet so much?
Because they're all or naan!
Did you hear about the buffet run by mathematicians?
They have a never ending pi special.
What did the Hawaiian wearing a hijab say as he approached the buffet?
Aloha snack-bar
Having an o**... and buffet combo was a bad idea
I'm so stuffed
(OC) What is the difference between a Vegas Buffet, and a cheap h**...?
The buffet is the only place a casino recommends the all you can eat c**...
What does Xxxtentacion fans call a $100k donation to a charity
A ticket to an all you can beat buffet
A man walks into a buffet...
He puts a sausage on his plate, and his German friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Then, he adds a slice of pizza to his plate, and his Italian friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Then, the man has an incredible urge to sneeze. He reaches for a napkin and raises it up, and his French friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
A group of sheep walk into a buffet.
The waiter approaches the group and says, "the ladies can eat, but the men will only be able to order drinks".
"Baaa... care to explain yourself?" asks one of the rams
"I'm sorry Sir, but as the sign stated on the door, this is an all ewe can eat buffet".
Invited my anorexic friend to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
She had the ribs.
My favorite Indian buffet ran out of bread.
They said it was a naan issue.
I don't serve black people in my restaurant.
We have a buffet.
The crappiest buffet I have ever gone to was at the senior center.
It was the last time I try out the incontinental breakfast.
New cuisines
I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour k**.... It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...
For POWER!
Why did the chicken return to the buffet?
To get to the other sides
What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say?
Aloha Snackbar
Snorlax needs to get on the Titanic because there's an all you can eat buffet on the ship. What process is needed?
Poke him on!
What's the policy for the buffet at the o**...?
First come first serve.
Red Lobster cut me off the all-you-can-eat buffet after one plate!
Shellfish b**...!
I met this girl Mary on tinder and took her to an all you can eat buffet I knew it wasn't going to work out when she told me she was a vegetarian so I decided to go down with guns blazing.
She came back with her salad to find me with my plate loaded up with every type of meat I could get my hands on.
I was shocked, though pleasantly surprised, when she asked for a bite of my kabab.
Mary had a little lamb.
