The Best 59 Buffet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buffet jokes. There are some buffet hawaiian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buffet diner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buffet Jokes and Puns

A fat woman got stuck in the door of my local Italian buffet.

I just couldn't get pasta.

What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet?

The passenger list.

5 WoW related jokes

Yo mama so fat chain lightning hit her twice.
Yo mama so fat, when she logged in for first time she got the World Explorer achievement.
Yo mama so fat, she caused the Cataclysm by running to a buffet sale.
Yo mama so fat, she's immune to Death Knight's Death Grip.
Yo mama's so fat, it takes a 10 man raid of warlocks to summon her.

Buffet joke, 5 WoW related jokes

Cultural Diversity--True Story

When I was six I learned about Hanukkah in school. My teacher told me, "Christians celebrate Christmas, and Jews celebrate Hanukkah."

That night I was waiting in line at Hometown Buffet with my family and asked Mom why the restaurant would be closed for Christmas.

"It's so that the people who work here can spend Christmas with their families." She said.

In a loud, excited voice I piped up, "BUT COULDN'T THEY GET SOME JEWS TO WORK HERE?"

We never went back.


Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other?

To get to the other sides.

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

I started to work at a seafood buffet...

...but then I pulled a mussel.

Buffet joke, I started to work at a seafood buffet...

Did you hear about the food fight at the Chinese buffet?

It was wanton violence.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew?

Warren Buffet!

I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

...but I just went for the halibut

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Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?

He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.

What did the baby call the strip club?

An all you can eat buffet

Where do the stormtroopers like to eat?

At the Bo Buffet

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food.

They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons

Buffet joke, When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food.

I went to a dinner party for anorexics.

There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet.

Life is Like a Buffet-

Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out.

A fox managed to dig into a highly populated rabbit den.

It was a warren buffet.

Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good...

...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet.

Why is a buffet like a strip club?

You'll regret going to a cheap one.

Single door to buffet, double doors to salad bar.

Obesity solved!!

Why did the Serb walk out of a buffet restaurant?

Because kebab was served.

Did you hear about the people that became octophobes after going to the buffet?

They eight too much!

What do you call a group of people waiting to get their fruit cocktail at a buffet?

A punch line

I wanted to go to Indian buffet for a lunch date with the gf...

But she would have naan of it.

Where do Bounty Hunters go to eat?

Bo Buffet

What do you call a fat goth?

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

Did you hear about the clock that went to the buffet?

It went back four seconds.

For $60 you can have Thanksgiving at EA headquarters.

For another $2000 they'll unlock the whole buffet.

Went to a French-Spanish wedding reception.

The buffet was alright, but the wedding cat was delicious.

Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.

At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited to find a chocolate milk machine. But her aunt did not approve. Chocolate milk for dinner? she asked.

It's delicious! said my daughter.

Her aunt shrugged. Well, its 8 a.m. somewhere.

Why is Christmas dinner at Santa's always a buffet?

Because it is elf-service

The waiter told me that their restaurant had an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I couldn't ask for more.

Did you hear about the buffet run by mathematicians?

They have a never ending pi special.

Having an orgy and buffet combo was a bad idea

I'm so stuffed

Who said fat people don't like exercising?

That is totally false because fat people love walking to the buffet table.

What does Xxxtentacion fans call a $100k donation to a charity

A ticket to an all you can beat buffet

A man walks into a buffet...

He puts a sausage on his plate, and his German friend says "now you're speaking my language!".

Then, he adds a slice of pizza to his plate, and his Italian friend says "now you're speaking my language!".

Then, the man has an incredible urge to sneeze. He reaches for a napkin and raises it up, and his French friend says "now you're speaking my language!".

A group of sheep walk into a buffet.

The waiter approaches the group and says, "the ladies can eat, but the men will only be able to order drinks".

"Baaa... care to explain yourself?" asks one of the rams

"I'm sorry Sir, but as the sign stated on the door, this is an all ewe can eat buffet".

Invited my anorexic friend to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

She had the ribs.

Why did Jabba the Hutt invite a twi'lek to his fish buffet?

He needed a Bib Fortuna.

If I had a dollar for every person complaining about reposts in this sub

Warren Buffet would look up to me

My favorite Indian buffet ran out of bread.

They said it was a naan issue.

The crappiest buffet I have ever gone to was at the senior center.

It was the last time I try out the incontinental breakfast.

New cuisines

I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour kraut. It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...

Why did the chicken return to the buffet?

To get to the other sides

What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say?

Aloha Snackbar

What do you call an all-you-can-eat garlic restaurant?

Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

I went to my local all you can eat buffet...

and there was this girl only choosing vegetables?

I thought, I've never seen herbivore.

I was too late to the cannibal buffet

They just gave me the cold shoulder

Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party

You want to do it, but you don't want to be the first, and you definitely don't want to be the only

In the buffet of life, friends are like dessert

You eat them last and they taste the best

What's the policy for the buffet at the orgy?

First come first serve.

Red Lobster cut me off the all-you-can-eat buffet after one plate!

Shellfish bastards!

I met this girl Mary on tinder and took her to an all you can eat buffet I knew it wasn't going to work out when she told me she was a vegetarian so I decided to go down with guns blazing.

She came back with her salad to find me with my plate loaded up with every type of meat I could get my hands on.

I was shocked, though pleasantly surprised, when she asked for a bite of my kabab.

Mary had a little lamb.

This Christian restaurant is a rip-off

I ordered the endless buffet and all they gave me were five loaves of bread and two fish

I was at a buffet trying to get some spaghetti but a lady was blocking me...

...I couldn't get pasta.

Went to an all you can eat seafood buffet last night...

pulled a mussel

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