The Best 85 Buffalo Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Buffalo Jokes and Puns
So the Lone Ranger and Tonto are being chased by the bad guys...
To see if they're being closed in on Tonto puts his ear to the ground to listen for the sound of horse hooves.
"Kimosabe, no soldiers chasing us, buffalo come."
"How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."
Two Indians put their ears to the ground........
The first Indian says: "Buffalo come".
The second Indian says: "Buffalo no come".
The first Indian places his ear back on the ground and repeats "Buffalo come".
The second Indian places his ear back on the ground and says "I no hear anything, why you think buffalo come?"
The first Indian replies "Ear sticky".
Advice from an old native American hunter:
Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
So a horse walks into a bar..
and a duck walks into a bar
and a buffalo walks into a bar
and a cucumber walks into a bar
and a tomato walks into a bar...
and the bartender says "Alright, what is this? Some kind of joke?"
A cowboy is riding across the plain one day,
when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief whatcha doin there." The chief in broken english says "Ugg, buffalo come." The cowboy says "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The Chief reply's "Ear sticky."
What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?
A bison-tennial.
I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words...
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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?
The attorney charges more.
A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground.
The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"
The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"
Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."
Even though we're nearing the 100th year anniversary of Buffalo Bill's death...
...can we still call it bison-tennial?
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A Cowboy and an Indian
A grizzled old Cowboy and his Indian brave partner are tracking an infamous gang of buffalo rustlers through the wild west. The Cowboy stops and exhales gruffly, thinking they've lost the bandits' trail. The Indian holds up a finger to the wind. Then leans down as if listening to the earth.
He puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come".
"Sheeit how dya you know that?" says the Cowboy.
The Indian brave replies, "Ear Sticky".
What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?
Bison.
What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?
Bison
Lewis and Clark
Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."
What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?
Bison.
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"
How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies?
Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.
Cowboy and an Indian tracker.
A cowboy and an Indian tracker were walking trough the plains. the Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come." The cowboy is shocked and says "Wow, all you did was put your ear to the ground, how do you know that?" The Indian tracker replies "Ear sticky."
What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school?
Bison.
Buffalo Hunt
Two Native American scouts are hunting buffalo in the Great Planes. One scout hops off of his horse and puts his face to the ground, closing his eyes in concentration.
"Buffalo come!", he exclaims as he lifts his head.
"Did you hear them?", asks the mounted scout.
"No," grunts the man, "face sticky."
The lone Ranger and Tonto
The lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses when Tonto falls off. He lands in a ditch. The lone Ranger walks up and says "Tonto are you ok"? Tonto puts his ear to the ground and remains quiet. The lone Ranger repeats himself and Tonto quiets him and says "buffalo come" the lone Ranger says " you can tell that by listening to the ground"? Tonto says "no, ground very sticky.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground
And says "buffalo come." Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says "hmm sticky."
(Dirty) The cavalry were riding through the plains with their Native American guide.
The Indian gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground. He looks up at the captain and says " Buffalo come " . The captain is astounded and asks " Can you really hear buffalo from here? The Indian replies "NO, side of face all sticky!"
My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...
We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a cocky grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is really rubbing off on him.
What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?
Bison
What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college?
Bi son
(dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)
Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo
One put his ear to the ground
He lifted his head up and said "Buffalo come"
The other said "How do you know?"
He said "ear sticky"
A cowboy and an indian are riding a horse
A cowboy and an indian are riding a horse through the middle of the desert. All the sudden the indian tells the cowboy
"Wait, stop!"
The cowboy stops the horse. The indian hops off, puts his ear to the ground and says
"Buffalo come"
The cowboy, shocked, says "Wow! How do you know?!"
The indian looks up at him and says
"'cause ground sticky"
What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual?
It's okay, we're Bi-son.
What did the buffalo say to his son going to college.
Bye son
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains
When Tonto stops suddenly, climbs down, and puts his ear to the ground.
Lone Ranger waits a few minutes, then asks Tonto, "What is it?"
Tonto said, "Buffalo come."
Lone Ranger asks, "How can you tell?"
Tonto replied, "Ear sticky."
What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?
Clickbait
Indian Instincts
There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise.
"Buffalo come."
"How do you know?"
"Ground shaky."
The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens.
"Man come."
"Is there a vibration?"
"No."
"Then how do you know?"
"Ground sticky."
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo...
To help him, he hired a Native American scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the scout gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hmmm, buffalo come."
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing.
He is confused and says to the scout, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"
The scout replies, "Ear sticky".
How does a buffalo refer to its bisexual male offspring?
Bi-son
An american and a russian went to a bar
A couple of drinks later, the american flips a coin high in the air and shoots a hole through with a revolver, shouting
- BILL, BUFFALO BILL
A moment later the russian whips out three testicles and shouts:
- BILL, CHERNOBILL
Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.....
Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.
Men 2017: I just shaved my legs
What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he went to school?
have a good day at school
What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away?
Bison.
A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"
"I'm Bison".
A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide
One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"
The hunter asked "How can you tell"
The guide replied "Ear sticky"
A cowboy walks into a bar.
He throws a coin up in the air, shoots at it three times, and says "My name is Bill, Buffalo Bill". After the cowboy, a stranger stands up, pulls down his pants, showing three testicles and says "My name is Bill, Cherno Bill".
What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse?
Bison...
An Indian and a cowboy were buffalo hunting together
The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."
The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"
The Indian replied: "Sticky."
What was the buffalos last word to his kid?
Bi-son
Kelvin Benjamin was traded to the Buffalo Bills yesterday. Before his first game he asks, what's the temperature outside?
It's zero degrees, Kelvin.
What did the buffalo say to his boy before he left?
Bi-son
Three Bills at a bar
Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia were sitting at a bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:
"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."
The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."
The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and proudly shows his two penises. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Cherno Bill."
What does a buffalo do when it's bored?
It goes ka-yaking.
Courtesy of my 10 year old
Did you hear Buffalo Bill reformed and is now a pick up artist and skin care specialist?
He puts the lotion in the basket and then he gets the hoes again
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding through the prairie
When all of a sudden Tonto stops and puts his ear to the ground. The Lone Ranger says, "What are you doing Tonto?" Tonto says, Keemosabi, buffalo come!" The Lone Ranger then says, "How can you tell?" Tonto replies, Ear sticky."
Why wasn't the hunter allowed to bring his antelope and buffalo with him on the plane?
You're only allowed one carrion.
A dad buffalo is sending his son to college
Son buffalo: see ya dad!
Dad buffalo: Bison!
Animals getting frisky
A father and son are standing on a hill looking out over a plain. Seeing a pair of animals getting intimate, the son turns to his father and says "Dad, why is that buffalo getting on top of another boy buffalo? Is it gay?"
The father turns to the son to admonish him.
"You shouldn't be judgemental of another person or animal for the sexuality!"
While he says this, the same buffalo mounts a female.
"Anyway, it's bison."
A Native American tribe are looking for buffalo to hunt.
As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: Buffalo come.
The chief asks How can you tell?
The man replies Sticky ear.
An American Indian and his Son are Hunting
"Buffalo come" the father says. "How you do know?" asks the son.
The father points towards his lobe and says "Stick to ear".
What do buffalo tell their children before school?
Bye son
We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?
Dyson.
A cowboy and a red Indian are walking through the desert...
After a short time the Indian stops the cowboy before dropping to his knees and placing his ear to the ground. Upon standing the Indian says firmly "Buffalo come"
"That's amazing" says the cowboy, "How can you tell that?"
The Indian replies...
"Sticky face"
What did the Buffalo dad say when dropping off his kid at school?
Bison
Buffalo Tattoo (bad joke)
I've recently started going to the gym so I can have big arm muscles but I'm thinking of quitting and just getting a buffalo tattoo instead. That way when I wave to people it can still be a buff hello .
Why did the homophobic buffalo cry?
It had a bison.
On the Red Carpet
Reporter: "Who are you wearing?"
Buffalo Bill: "I'm so glad you asked."
I don't know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it's been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him of at school?
Bison.
A man finds a native American with his ear pressed to the ground.
M: What is it?
NA: Buffalo come.
M: Wow, you can tell that from listening to the ground?
NA: No, sticky ear.
What did the Buffalo say when his son left for school?
Bison
Tonto and The Lone Ranger we're riding their horses next to some train tracks..
They stop and hop off their horses. Tonto puts his ear onto the tracks and tells The Lone Ranger Buffalo come . The Lone Ranger says how do you know? . Tonto says my ear is stuck .
2 Native American animal trackers sit on their horses.
One gets down, lays his ear to the ground and after a moment he says "Buffalo come."
His friend asks "How you know?"
Then he stands up and touches the side of his face, "Sticky."
What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A booffalo.
What does the buffalo father say, when his male offspring moves out?
Bison
What do you get when you cross a water buffalo with a firetruck?
steamed beef
Its 1848 and two hunters from Boston are on a buffalo hunting expedition. They've hired the famous Blackfoot tracker, Grey Owl to track and locate buffalo for them.
As they follow Grey Owl's trail, they catch sight of him just ahead.
Grey Owl has his ear to the ground, and as the two hunters get close he says, "Three wagons, each pulled by four oxen pass this spot 20 minutes ago!"
The hunters are blown away! This is amazing! One of them asks, "Can you tell all of that just from listening to the ground?!"
"No", says Grey Owl, "As I listen for buffalo, the bastards ran me over."
I just got off the phone with my European friend visiting Buffalo.
He said make it quick he's roaming.
Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?
He had a bison.
A group of Native Americans are sitting around a campfire
A young brave asks the others, "When will I be given a name?"
"When you distinguish yourself in the tribe," answers Thundering Buffalo.
"Then the elders will recognize you with a name," says Rides By Moonlight.
"It is the proudest moment of a young brave's life," says Silent Wolf.
"Eh, it's overrated," says Shits In Breechcloth.
What does the Buffalo say to his son when he leaves for college?
Bison
What did the daddy buffalo say to baby buffalo when he grew up and went to college?
Bison
I had a Bison steak at a restaurant recently.
When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.
What did the Female American Buffalo say to her her male offspring when he left?
Bison
I had an awkward dinner with my son before his date...
I asked him what her name was while we had Buffalo burgers, and he revealed *his* name. I made sure to cut the dinner short after that. My wife thought it was because I was ashamed of him, but that wasn't true at all.
I was just excited to say "Bye son" to my Bi-son after he finished eating his Bison.
What did the father Buffalo say to his boy when dropping him off for school?
Bison!
Mama buffalo was so sad seeing her son leave home…
All she could say was: bison.
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