Buffalo Jokes
124 buffalo jokes and hilarious buffalo puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about buffalo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious collection of Buffalo jokes! Featuring jokes about Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Bison, Buffalo NY, Buffalo Wild Wings, Buffalo Chicken, Buffalo Sabres, Niagara, Bandits and more, this roundup of jokes will have everyone laughing.
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Funniest Buffalo Short Jokes
Short buffalo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buffalo humour may include short bison jokes also.
- I told my wife, Let's take a trip to upstate New York this weekend. Her: Ok. By Buffalo?
Me: No, I was thinking of taking a car. - A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?" "I'm Bison".
- Advice from an old native American hunter: Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.
- Even though we're nearing the 100th year anniversary of Buffalo Bill's death... ...can we still call it bison-tennial?
- What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo? The attorney charges more.
- I had a bison steak at a restaurant recently. When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.
- On the Red Carpet Reporter: "Who are you wearing?"
Buffalo Bill: "I'm so glad you asked." - Did you hear about the buffalo fossil excavation where they found partially digested mail bags in their stomachs? It turns out they were stamp eating across the Midwest.
- I just got off the phone with my European friend visiting Buffalo. He said make it quick he's roaming.
- An American Indian and his Son are Hunting "Buffalo come" the father says. "How you do know?" asks the son.
The father points towards his lobe and says "Stick to ear".
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Buffalo One Liners
Which buffalo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buffalo? I can suggest the ones about antelope and moose.
- Why did the homophobic buffalo cry? It had a bison.
- What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school? Bison.
- What's a buffalo's 200th birthday called? A bisontennial.
- Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade? He had a bison.
- What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo? A booffalo.
- What did the buffalo say to his son going to college. Bye son
- Mama buffalo was so sad seeing her son leave home… All she could say was: bison.
- What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse? Bison...
- What does a buffalo do when it's bored? It goes ka-yaking.
Courtesy of my 10 year old - What do you get when you cross a water buffalo with a firetruck? steamed beef
- What was the buffalos last word to his kid? Bi-son
- What do you call a bison that works out really hard? A BUFFalo
- I study bison as a hobby... I guess you could say I'm a buffalo buff
- What do you call a wrinkly Buffalo? A ruffle-o...
- What do buffalo do when they get sick? They Yak
Buffalo Bison Jokes
Here is a list of funny buffalo bison jokes and even better buffalo bison puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son.
- What did the buffalo tell to his son when he was going to a faraway city? BISON.
-This was not originally my joke. - [Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?
"Bison" - Who was the Father Buffalo's least favorite child? The Bison.
- what do you get when you cross a bison with a duck? buffalo bill
- What's a Bison's favorite actor? Mark Buffalo
- what did the buffalo's parents say when he kept making bad jokes? good-bison, we're disowning you.
- What did the buffalo say when he found out his wife got pregnant from an affair? Bison.
Buffalo Bill Jokes
Here is a list of funny buffalo bill jokes and even better buffalo bill puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Kelvin Benjamin was traded to the Buffalo Bills yesterday. Before his first game he asks, what's the temperature outside? It's zero degrees, Kelvin.
- Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion.
- Happy New Year Buffalo Bills fans! Hope you all have a great 20-19!
- 'My ex was a real material girl.' - Buffalo Bill
- What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up? I can't feel my face when I'm with you...
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What funny jokes about buffalo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rhino jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buffalo pranks.
Waiting For Buffalo
Two early British explorers are navigating their way through the harsh Canadian wilderness with their trusty sidekick Two Bears. To scout for danger, Two Bears would occasionally stop and put his ear to the ground to check if Buffalo were nearby.
It had been weeks, and there were no buffalo to be found. They were surviving on meager rations. They really needed to find a buffalo to restock and feed their troupe. Two Bears would put his ear to the ground regularly, but still nothing.
One day, Two Bears put his ear to the ground. When he stood up, he had a smile on his face, and when he approached one of the head explorers, he excitedly said,
"Buffalo come!" The head explorer was ecstatic. He grabbed his gun and prepared for the hunt.
"How can you tell?"
"Ear sticky!"
So a horse walks into a bar..
and a duck walks into a bar
and a buffalo walks into a bar
and a cucumber walks into a bar
and a tomato walks into a bar...
and the bartender says "Alright, what is this? Some kind of joke?"
The Long Ranger and Tonto are hunting for buffalo
The Long Ranger and Tonto are riding the plains, hunting buffalo. Tonto stops suddenly, jumps down from his horse, and puts his ear the the ground.
Tonto exclaims, "Buffalo come!"
The Long Rangers says "Wow, how do you know?"
Tonto replies, "Ear sticky."
I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words...
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
The Native American
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."
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A Cherokee chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant...
The first s**... gave birth to a boy, and the chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of buffalo hide.
A few days later, the second s**... gave birth, and also to a boy. The chief was extremely happy; he built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third s**... gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details of the birth a secret.
He built the third wife a teepee out of hippopotamus hide and challenged the people of the tribe to guess the details of the birth. Whoever in the tribe could guess correctly would receive a small prize.
Several people tried, but they were unsuccessful in their guesses. Finally, a young brave came forth and declared that the third wife had delivered twin boys.
"Correct!" cried the chief. "But how did you know?"
"It's simple," replied the warrior. "The value of the s**... of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
The buffalo theory of beer joke
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!
It was a dark and stormy night...
It was a dark and stormy night on buffalo hill... a group of bandits sat around a campfire... one of the bandits said to the captain, "tell us a story captain"... the captain said...
It was a dark and stormy night on buffalo hill... a group of bandits sat around a campfire... one of the bandits said to the captain, "tell us a story captain"... the captain said...
It was a dark and stormy night on buffalo hill... a group of bandits sat around a campfire... one of the bandits said to the captain, "tell us a story captain"... the captain said...
It was a dark and stormy night on buffalo hill... a group of bandits sat around a campfire... one of the bandits said to the captain, "tell us a story captain"... and the captain shot the man dead.
Lewis and Clark
Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."
Did you hear about the guy who spilled beer on the ballerina's shoes?
He spilled on to two tutus, too!
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Classified ad in Buffalo...
...free snow - you take away.
What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?
A Tank Top
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Three Bills at a bar
Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia where sitting at the bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:
"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."
The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."
The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and shows that he has two p**.... He then says:
"My name is Bill. Chernobyl."
How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies?
Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.
I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once.
Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?
Because they already have Moscow.
The lone Ranger and Tonto
The lone ranger and Tonto are riding their horses when Tonto falls off. He lands in a ditch. The lone Ranger walks up and says "Tonto are you ok"? Tonto puts his ear to the ground and remains quiet. The lone Ranger repeats himself and Tonto quiets him and says "buffalo come" the lone Ranger says " you can tell that by listening to the ground"? Tonto says "no, ground very sticky.
What do you call a tall buffalo?
Buffahigh
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My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...
We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a c**... grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is really rubbing off on him.
how to you put a big buffalo in a freezer????
ZZZZzzzzz dont think it cannot happen just say NO
What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college?
Bi son
(dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)
Why didn't the buffalo go to college?
Because buffaloes don't go to college!
What's the difference between an Indian women and a buffalo?
About 50 lbs and a budweiser jacket
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What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender p**...?
Clickbait
What do you call 8 buffalo in a line?
A sentence
Indian Instincts
There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise.
"Buffalo come."
"How do you know?"
"Ground shaky."
The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens.
"Man come."
"Is there a vibration?"
"No."
"Then how do you know?"
"Ground sticky."
How did the conservative Christian buffalo refer to his son after he came out?
"Bi" son
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo...
To help him, he hired a Native American scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the scout gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hmmm, buffalo come."
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing.
He is confused and says to the scout, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"
The scout replies, "Ear sticky".
What do you get when you cross a buffalo with bread?
A buffaloaf
What do buffalo breath?
OXygen.
What do you call a buffalo with 3 legs?
A buffalo.
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An american and a russian went to a bar
A couple of drinks later, the american flips a coin high in the air and shoots a hole through with a revolver, shouting
- BILL, BUFFALO BILL
A moment later the russian whips out three t**... and shouts:
- BILL, CHERNOBILL
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Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.....
Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.
Men 2017: I just s**... my legs
Every time Guy Fieri farts...
A buffalo gets its wild wings
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A cowboy walks into a bar.
He throws a coin up in the air, shoots at it three times, and says "My name is Bill, Buffalo Bill". After the cowboy, a stranger stands up, pulls down his pants, showing three t**... and says "My name is Bill, Cherno Bill".
I'm going to start a new restaurant that specializes in fine cheeses and buffalo wings.
I'm calling it "Leg 'n Dairy"
Why was the buffalo embarrassed about his calf?
Because he had a bi son
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What brand of routers & switches do Native American indians use for computer networking on the reservation?
**TP-Link** mostly, but occasionally they use **Buffalo**....
I saw a news article about how some wildlife biologists wanted to learn more about water buffalo, so they put on shaggy costumes and tried to join a herd.
But it was just fake gnus.
An Indian and a cowboy were buffalo hunting together
The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."
The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"
The Indian replied: "Sticky."
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Three Bills at a bar
Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia were sitting at a bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:
"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."
The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."
The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and proudly shows his two p**.... He then says:
"My name is Bill. Cherno Bill."
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Did you hear Buffalo Bill reformed and is now a pick up artist and skin care specialist?
He puts the lotion in the basket and then he gets the h**... again
How do you get buffalo wings?
You give a buffalo Red Bull.
What freezes more often than a water pipe in a slum apartment in Buffalo during the winter?
Firefox Quantum browser!
Why wasn't the hunter allowed to bring his antelope and buffalo with him on the plane?
You're only allowed one carrion.
Animals getting frisky
A father and son are standing on a hill looking out over a plain. Seeing a pair of animals getting intimate, the son turns to his father and says "Dad, why is that buffalo getting on top of another boy buffalo? Is it gay?"
The father turns to the son to admonish him.
"You shouldn't be judgemental of another person or animal for the sexuality!"
While he says this, the same buffalo mounts a female.
"Anyway, it's bison."
You know we killed the last American Buffalo in 1818?
Yeah, it's the bisontenennial.
We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?
Dyson.
What's the difference between a Native American women and a buffalo?
60 pounds and a casino jacket
I've always liked Buffalo Springfield....
....For What it's Worth
What do you call a buffalo found on a bluff?
Lost.
Things are so bad in Venezuela that people are eating zoo animals.
The only restaurant still open is Buffalo Wild Things.
Gave a man a buffalo and you feed him for a week.
Gave a man a buffalo and you feed him for a week. Teach a man to buffalo and he starts acts tough
Buffalo Tattoo (bad joke)
I've recently started going to the gym so I can have big arm muscles but I'm thinking of quitting and just getting a buffalo tattoo instead. That way when I wave to people it can still be a buff hello .
I don't know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it's been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
