Buffalo Bill Jokes
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Funniest Buffalo Bill Short Jokes
Short buffalo bill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buffalo bill humour may include short buffalo jokes also.
- Even though we're nearing the 100th year anniversary of Buffalo Bill's death... ...can we still call it bison-tennial?
- I had a bison steak at a restaurant recently. When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.
- On the Red Carpet Reporter: "Who are you wearing?"
Buffalo Bill: "I'm so glad you asked." - Kelvin Benjamin was traded to the Buffalo Bills yesterday. Before his first game he asks, what's the temperature outside? It's zero degrees, Kelvin.
- What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up? I can't feel my face when I'm with you...
- Did you hear Buffalo Bill reformed and is now a pick up artist and skin care specialist? He puts the lotion in the basket and then he gets the h**... again
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Buffalo Bill One Liners
Which buffalo bill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buffalo bill? I can suggest the ones about buffalo bison and buffalo come.
- Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion.
- Happy New Year Buffalo Bills fans! Hope you all have a great 20-19!
- 'My ex was a real material girl.' - Buffalo Bill
- what do you get when you cross a bison with a duck? buffalo bill
Unearthly Funniest Buffalo Bill Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about buffalo bill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buffalo bill pranks.
Three Bills at a bar
Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia were sitting at a bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:
"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."
The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."
The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and proudly shows his two p**.... He then says:
"My name is Bill. Cherno Bill."
A cowboy walks into a bar.
He throws a coin up in the air, shoots at it three times, and says "My name is Bill, Buffalo Bill". After the cowboy, a stranger stands up, pulls down his pants, showing three t**... and says "My name is Bill, Cherno Bill".
An american and a russian went to a bar
A couple of drinks later, the american flips a coin high in the air and shoots a hole through with a revolver, shouting
- BILL, BUFFALO BILL
A moment later the russian whips out three t**... and shouts:
- BILL, CHERNOBILL