Buffa Jokes
23 buffa jokes and hilarious buffa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buffa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Buffa Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?
Bison.
Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?
He had a bison.
A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"
"I'm Bison".
What did the buffalo say to his son going to college.
Bye son
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If a buffalo and baboon mated...
Their child would be a real buffoon.
What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse?
Bison...
What does a buffalo do when it's bored?
It goes ka-yaking.
Courtesy of my 10 year old
What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual?
It's okay, we're Bi-son.
What was the buffalos last word to his kid?
Bi-son
We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?
Dyson.
Buffalo Tattoo (bad joke)
I've recently started going to the gym so I can have big arm muscles but I'm thinking of quitting and just getting a buffalo tattoo instead. That way when I wave to people it can still be a buff hello .
What is the best city to stream a movie?
Buffa lo
What did the buffalo tell to his son when he was going to a faraway city?
BISON.
-This was not originally my joke.
What do buffalo do when they get sick?
They Yak
Why was the buffalo embarrassed about his calf?
Because he had a bi son
Why didn't the buffalo go to college?
Because buffaloes don't go to college!
I've always liked Buffalo Springfield....
....For What it's Worth
What do buffalo breath?
OXygen.
How do you get buffalo wings?
You give a buffalo Red Bull.
What did the buffalo say when he found out his wife got pregnant from an affair?
Bison.
The buffalo theory of beer joke
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!
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Buffa One Liners
Which buffa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buffa? I can suggest the ones about puts and bye.
- What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you? A buffa*loan.*
- What is the best city to stream a movie? Buffa lo
