The Best 69 Buff Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buff jokes. There are some buff historian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buff buff guy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buff Jokes and Puns

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Buff joke, What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

Buffet

Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other?

To get to the other sides.


What did the buffalo say when he found out his kid was gay?

"Bison"

I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle...

I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle, but I never got a round to it.

Buff joke, I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle...

What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?

Bison.

What does a buff zombie want?

Gaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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Buffalo Hunt

Two Native American scouts are hunting buffalo in the Great Planes. One scout hops off of his horse and puts his face to the ground, closing his eyes in concentration.
"Buffalo come!", he exclaims as he lifts his head.
"Did you hear them?", asks the mounted scout.
"No," grunts the man, "face sticky."

There's a book about how the Roman Emperor Augustus was really buff and into weightlifting...

It's called *The Guns of Augustus*

What do you call an introverted French bodybuilder?

Shy Le Buff

I'll show myself out.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Buff joke, Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son?

Bi, son.

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What did the buffalo call his gay kid?

His BiSon.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison


Never put women on a pedestal.

The increased height will expand their field of vision and they might see dudes more buff than you.

Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"

What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual?

It's okay, we're Bi-son.

What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

What did the buffalo say to his son going to college.

Bye son

Why didn't the buffalo go to college?

Because buffaloes don't go to college!

What did a buffalo dad said to his calf after giving him a ride to the school?

BISON!

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

I'll show myself out...

Why is a buffet like a strip club?

You'll regret going to a cheap one.

What do buffalo breath?

OXygen.

How does a buffalo refer to its bisexual male offspring?

Bi-son

What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away?

Bison.

How does a Ham Radio buff send a break-up message?

Remorse Code

A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"

"I'm Bison".

A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide

One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"

The hunter asked "How can you tell"

The guide replied "Ear sticky"

Did you hear about the barista who became really buff?

She's been working on her French Press.

What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse?

Bison...

Why was the buffalo embarrassed about his calf? [OC]

Because he had a bi son

I study bison as a hobby...

I guess you could say I'm a buffalo buff

What was the buffalos last word to his kid?

Bi-son

What is a buffoon

It's a buff baboon

What did the buffalo say to his boy before he left?

Bi-son

What's the secret of a buff alien?

Asteroids.

What did the buffalo say to his bisexual child that was leaving for college?

Bison

What does a buffalo do when it's bored?

It goes ka-yaking.

Courtesy of my 10 year old

What do you call a buff octopus with only seven arms?

A Biceptopus.

What do buffalo tell their children before school?

Bye son

We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?

Dyson.

I've always liked Buffalo Springfield....

....For What it's Worth

Buffet should be called...

Buffat

How do track and field athletes stay buff?

Lapping compound

What did the buffalo say when he left to go get milk and cigarettes?

Bye son

For the upcoming new year I made a raunchy calendar involving buff, handsome men from the mines. I was arrested by the police.

For sexual or suggestive content involving Miners.

What do you call a buff tree enthusiast?

Meaty oaker.

What did the Buffalo dad say when dropping off his kid at school?

Bison

Buffalo Tattoo (bad joke)

I've recently started going to the gym so I can have big arm muscles but I'm thinking of quitting and just getting a buffalo tattoo instead. That way when I wave to people it can still be a buff hello .

What did the buffalo tell to his son when he was going to a faraway city?

BISON.

-This was not originally my joke.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to school

Bison

A Canadian visits a small church while on holiday in Scotland.

The Canadian is intrigued by the intricately carved pulpit and, being something of a history buff, would like to know more about it so approaches the little old vicar.

"Excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to tell me what the pulpit is made of?"

"Aye. Wood."

"You would?"

"Nay yew, is oak."

"Oak? Eh?"

"Glad to have helped."

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him of at school?

Bison.

What did the Buffalo say when his son left for school?

Bison

I went on a blind date with a fellow movie buff

Talk soon started about our love of the silver screen. She asked if I was in to Indie films and I said" of course they are some of the best!". "ok", she replied, "what's your favourite then?"

"I don't think you can look past Raiders of the Lost Ark personally, but the Last crusade is a close 2nd"

What does the buffalo father say, when his male offspring moves out?

Bison

In the buffet of life, friends are like dessert

You eat them last and they taste the best

Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?

He had a bison.

What does the Buffalo say to his son when he leaves for college?

Bison

What do you call a buff guy who predicts the weather and can treat a UTI?

A meaty urologist.





BONUS (courtesy of my girlfriend)



What do call someone who's available 24/7 and treats cancer?

An always oncologist.

What do you call a buff wizard?

Dumbbell dore

There was a skinny bus conductor and a buff guy...

Whenever the buff guy traveled the bus and conductor came to him for the ticket, buff guy says I don't buy tickets.

The conductor always meekly went away.



One day the conductor got tired of this and joined the gym.

After some time he too got buff.



Next day when the buff guy refused to buy the ticket, conductor (now also buff, but let's still refer to him as conductor) asks him with a commanding voice, 'Why?'



Buff guy says 'I have a bus pass that's why'.

I was at a buffet trying to get some spaghetti but a lady was blocking me...

...I couldn't get pasta.

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