Buff Jokes
77 buff jokes and hilarious buff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is all about making history fun with buff jokes. Whether you're a history buff or just looking to exfoliate your knowledge with a bit of varnish, you'll love these hilarious jokes provided by a historian.
Funniest Buff Short Jokes
Short buff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buff humour may include short bung jokes also.
- Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?" He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
- How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
- How did the homeless man get so buff? Because his workouts were in tents.
I'll show myself out... - Did you hear about the barista who became really buff? She's been working on her French Press.
- There's a book about how the Roman Emperor Augustus was really buff and into weightlifting... It's called *The Guns of Augustus*
- Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead? He heard they had PIE.
- Never put women on a pedestal. The increased height will expand their field of vision and they might see dudes more buff than you.
- I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle... I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle, but I never got a round to it.
- A civil war buff Is when George Washington boosts his troops' damage for 60 seconds
- Why did the letter B eat so much? The Buff A made him.
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Buff One Liners
Which buff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buff? I can suggest the ones about brig and breaker.
- What does a buff zombie want? Gaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss.
- Why is Jesus Christ so buff? Crossfit
- What do you call a buff wizard? Dumbbell dore
- What's the secret of a buff alien? Asteroids.
- What kind of animal do you usually find at a gym? A buff-fellow
- How does a Ham Radio buff send a break-up message? Remorse Code
- What do you call an introverted French bodybuilder? Shy Le Buff
I'll show myself out. - What's the worlds strongest animal? A 'buff'alo
- How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours? ask about his routine.
- What do they call the strongest man in yellowstone? The Buff-fellow
- I study bison as a hobby... I guess you could say I'm a buffalo buff
- What is a buffoon It's a buff baboon
- What do you call a buff tree enthusiast? Meaty oaker.
- How do track and field athletes stay buff? Lapping compound
- What do you call a buff octopus with only seven arms? A Biceptopus.
Buff Guy Jokes
Here is a list of funny buff guy jokes and even better buff guy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did the guys from Slayer get so buff? They lifted hella weights.
History Buff Jokes
Here is a list of funny history buff jokes and even better history buff puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call 5 black people having an o**...?
A t**......
(three-fifths compromise... History buffs better get this one)
Howlingly Hilarious Buff Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about buff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bomb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buff pranks.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?
Bison.
What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?
Bye, son.
What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?
Bison
Buffet
Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other?
To get to the other sides.
What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?
Bison.
Buffalo Hunt
Two Native American scouts are hunting buffalo in the Great Planes. One scout hops off of his horse and puts his face to the ground, closing his eyes in concentration.
"Buffalo come!", he exclaims as he lifts his head.
"Did you hear them?", asks the mounted scout.
"No," grunts the man, "face sticky."
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?
Bison
What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual?
It's okay, we're Bi-son.
What do buffalo do when they get sick?
They Yak
What did the buffalo say to his son going to college.
Bye son
Why is a buffet like a s**... club?
You'll regret going to a cheap one.
How does a buffalo refer to its bisexual male offspring?
Bi-son
What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away?
Bison.
A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"
"I'm Bison".
A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide
One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"
The hunter asked "How can you tell"
The guide replied "Ear sticky"
What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse?
Bison...
Why was the buffalo embarrassed about his calf? [OC]
Because he had a bi son
What was the buffalos last word to his kid?
Bi-son
What did the buffalo say to his boy before he left?
Bi-son
What did the buffalo say to his bisexual child that was leaving for college?
Bison
What does a buffalo do when it's bored?
It goes ka-yaking.
Courtesy of my 10 year old
What do buffalo tell their children before school?
Bye son
We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?
Dyson.
For the upcoming new year I made a raunchy calendar involving buff, handsome men from the mines. I was arrested by the police.
For s**... or suggestive content involving Miners.
What did the Buffalo dad say when dropping off his kid at school?
Bison
Buffalo Tattoo (bad joke)
I've recently started going to the gym so I can have big arm muscles but I'm thinking of quitting and just getting a buffalo tattoo instead. That way when I wave to people it can still be a buff hello .
What did the buffalo tell to his son when he was going to a faraway city?
BISON.
-This was not originally my joke.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to school
Bison
A Canadian visits a small church while on holiday in Scotland.
The Canadian is intrigued by the intricately carved pulpit and, being something of a history buff, would like to know more about it so approaches the little old vicar.
"Excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to tell me what the pulpit is made of?"
"Aye. Wood."
"You would?"
"Nay yew, is oak."
"Oak? Eh?"
"Glad to have helped."
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him of at school?
Bison.
What did the Buffalo say when his son left for school?
Bison
I went on a blind date with a fellow movie buff
Talk soon started about our love of the silver screen. She asked if I was in to Indie films and I said" of course they are some of the best!". "ok", she replied, "what's your favourite then?"
"I don't think you can look past Raiders of the Lost Ark personally, but the Last crusade is a close 2nd"
What does the buffalo father say, when his male offspring moves out?
Bison
In the buffet of life, friends are like dessert
You eat them last and they taste the best
Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?
He had a bison.
What does the Buffalo say to his son when he leaves for college?
Bison
What do you call a buff guy who predicts the weather and can treat a UTI?
A meaty urologist.
BONUS (courtesy of my girlfriend)
What do call someone who's available 24/7 and treats cancer?
An always oncologist.
There was a skinny bus conductor and a buff guy...
Whenever the buff guy traveled the bus and conductor came to him for the ticket, buff guy says I don't buy tickets.
The conductor always meekly went away.
One day the conductor got tired of this and joined the gym.
After some time he too got buff.
Next day when the buff guy refused to buy the ticket, conductor (now also buff, but let's still refer to him as conductor) asks him with a commanding voice, 'Why?'
Buff guy says 'I have a bus pass that's why'.
I was at a buffet trying to get some spaghetti but a lady was blocking me...
...I couldn't get pasta.
What did the buffalo say to his son at the bus stop?
Bi-son!
A man goes to the doctor because it burns when he pees.
When the doctor walks in the man notices how buff he is. This doctor is SWOLE.
The exam begins and after some time the muscular physician cannot stop bringing up the weather.
"Hotter than normal this time of year, don't you think?"
"There's a storm coming in this weekend."
On and on he goes.
After this continues for some time the man asks, "why do you keep talking about the weather? This has nothing to do with it burning when I pee."
"My apologies," said the doctor. "I'm a Meaty Urologist."
If a buffalo and baboon mated...
Their child would be a real buffoon.
What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college?
I love you son, have a safe trip and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Why did Buffy apply for the job at the bank?
Because she's a stakeholder
