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Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
What do you call a buff guy who predicts the weather and can treat a UTI?
A meaty urologist.
BONUS (courtesy of my girlfriend)
What do call someone who's available 24/7 and treats cancer?
An always oncologist.
There was a skinny bus conductor and a buff guy...
Whenever the buff guy traveled the bus and conductor came to him for the ticket, buff guy says I don't buy tickets.
The conductor always meekly went away.
One day the conductor got tired of this and joined the gym.
After some time he too got buff.
Next day when the buff guy refused to buy the ticket, conductor (now also buff, but let's still refer to him as conductor) asks him with a commanding voice, 'Why?'
Buff guy says 'I have a bus pass that's why'.
How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?
ask about his routine.
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