Buenos Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Two men fought their entire life about whether Jesus was Black or White. The two men died together in a car accident.

Finally when they reached the gates of heaven Jesus walked up to them and said "BUENOS DIAS!"

UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning...

He greeted him with "Buenos Diaz"

My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life

Mother: "total Buenos no charge"

Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house....

.....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji.

A man from Wisconsin is travelling in Mexico...

when he comes across a dairy farm.

"Buenos noches, do you have any cheeze for sale?"

"Buenos, nochez"

What are the funniest buenos jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Buenos? Well, here are the best Buenos puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Buenos pick up lines to share with friends.

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