The Best 9 Buenos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buenos jokes. There are some buenos stockholm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buenos mexico puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buenos Jokes and Puns

What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese

After a plane lands, a man asks the flight attendant.

"Is it chilly outside?"
"No sir, I'm afraid we are in Buenos Aires."

Why did so many German officers flee to Argentina after WW2?

Because they heard there was an entire town for Buenos Arians

(I hope this hasn't been posted before, if so I apologize)

Two men fought their entire life about whether Jesus was Black or White. The two men died together in a car accident.

Finally when they reached the gates of heaven Jesus walked up to them and said "BUENOS DIAS!"

UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning...

He greeted him with "Buenos Diaz"


A man from Wisconsin is travelling in Mexico...

when he comes across a dairy farm.

"Buenos noches, do you have any cheeze for sale?"

"Buenos, nochez"

A Spaniard flew to Argentina, at the airport in Buenos Aires he asked a local,

..."Donde puedo coger un taxi?" And the porteΓ±o shrugged, pointed to the exhaust and said "por el tubo"

My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life

Mother: "total Buenos no charge"

Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house....

.....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buenos coroners jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buenos minneapolis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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