The Best 5 Budum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Budum jokes. There are some budum tsk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these budum badumm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Budum Jokes and Puns

Budum dum crash

If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?

two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff...

bu-dum tss

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot, budum tsss

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Budum tsssss

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!!

*budum tssst*


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the budum badoom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working budum buddhist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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