The Best 5 Budgies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Budgies jokes. There are some budgies excuthe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these budgies canaries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Budgies Jokes and Puns

Two budgies

Two budgies are sitting on a perch, one says to the other one 'I think I can smell fish'.

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle...

they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass.

At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place…'

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat.

Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'

I got sacked for overfeeding budgies at my local pet shop.

I was caught with my hand in the trill.

What do budgies do to relax?

Netflix and Trill

Anyone wanna buy any budgies?

I've got two round the house going cheep!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the budgies hummingbirds jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working budgies doves piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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