The Best 18 Budgie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Budgie jokes. There are some budgie birdcage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these budgie barnyard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Budgie Jokes and Puns

My budgie broke his leg so I made him a splint out of matches.

You should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk!

FOR SALE: One dead budgie

Not going cheep.

When my wife came home from work, I said, "Sit down, I've got some bad news. The cat's torn your budgie to pieces."

She replied with tears in her eyes, "We don't have a cat." I said, "I know, I had to borrow one."

Budgie joke, When my wife came home from work, I said, "Sit down, I've got some bad news. The cat's torn your bud

Mute budgie for sale

Not going cheap!

Why couldn't the little bird get into the birdhouse?

...the door wouldn't budgie!

Two budgies

Two budgies are sitting on a perch, one says to the other one 'I think I can smell fish'.

First I was shocked when my wife gave Birth to a black kid.

Then I thought that "Birth" was a silly name for a budgie anyway.

Budgie joke, First I was shocked when my wife gave Birth to a black kid.

I have a dead budgie for sale

You may want it, but it's not going cheap.

Disney's latest movie features a giant bird crashing into a city

It's a big budgie block buster.

What do you call a woman with a cat, a dog and a budgie on her head?


I've got a dead Budgie for sale.

It's not going cheep.

You can explore budgie parrot reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean budgie hamster dad jokes. There are also budgie puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I won my first cage fight last night...

The budgie didn't know what had hit it.

Born to succeed

What was born to succeed?
A budgie with a blunt beak.

Never buy a dead budgie, they don't go cheep....

What do budgies do to relax?

Netflix and Trill

Dead Budgie For sale.

Not Cheap though.

Budgie joke, Dead Budgie For sale.

Why did the gay vigilante get arrested?

He tried to take down a budgie smuggler.

A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals

Because they always succeed

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the budgie gerry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working budgie petshop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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