Budgie Jokes
25 budgie jokes and hilarious budgie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about budgie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Brighten up your day with a collection of hilarious budgie jokes! Featuring everything from cheeky budgie smugglers to puns about short budgies, these funny budgie bird jokes will have you and your friends in stitches. Plus, learn some of the rudest budgie jokes around and find out why an ostrich has nothing on a chirping parrot.
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Funniest Budgie Short Jokes
Short budgie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The budgie humour may include short pet parrot jokes also.
- My budgie broke his leg so I made him a splint out of matches. You should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk!
- Two budgies Two budgies are sitting on a perch, one says to the other one 'I think I can smell fish'.
- First I was shocked when my wife gave Birth to a black kid. Then I thought that "Birth" was a silly name for a budgie anyway.
- Disney's latest movie features a giant bird crashing into a city It's a big budgie block buster.
- I got sacked for overfeeding budgies at my local pet shop. I was caught with my hand in the trill.
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Budgie One Liners
Which budgie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with budgie? I can suggest the ones about parrot and bird.
- FOR SALE: One dead budgie Not going cheep.
- Mute budgie for sale Not going cheap!
- Why couldn't the little bird get into the birdhouse? ...the door wouldn't budgie!
- What do you call a woman with a cat, a dog and a budgie on her head? Yvette
- I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap.
- I've got a dead Budgie for sale. It's not going cheep.
- Born to succeed What was born to succeed?
A budgie with a blunt beak. - I won my first cage fight last night... The budgie didn't know what had hit it.
- Why did the gay vigilante get arrested? He tried to take down a budgie smuggler.
- Never buy a dead budgie, they don't go cheep....
- What do budgies do to relax? Netflix and Trill
- Dead Budgie For sale. Not Cheap though.
- A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed
- Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!
Amusing Budgie Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about budgie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bird nest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make budgie pranks.
When my wife came home from work, I said, "Sit down, I've got some bad news. The cat's torn your budgie to pieces."
She replied with tears in her eyes, "We don't have a cat." I said, "I know, I had to borrow one."
