Budgie Bird Jokes
3 budgie bird jokes and hilarious budgie bird puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about budgie bird that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Budgie Bird Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good budgie bird joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why couldn't the little bird get into the birdhouse?
...the door wouldn't budgie!
Disney's latest movie features a giant bird crashing into a city
It's a big budgie block buster.
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in d**......
they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to p**..., 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
p**... and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass.
At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place…'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
p**... watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, p**... shakes his head and says, f**... dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too f**...'n dangerous for me!'
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