Budget Meeting Jokes
4 budget meeting jokes and hilarious budget meeting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about budget meeting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Budget Meeting Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good budget meeting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How do you host an amnesia support group on a budget?
The moment they show up, tell them the meeting went great and their speech was inspiring.
If I had a dollar
If I had a dollar for every time an idea got shot down in the meeting because "We don't have the budget", I would finally have the money to execute that idea.
Ad from a printer I will not be doing business with: "
We offer a full line of pricing options that will meet or exceed your printing budget."
A manager has two great employees...
A manager has two great employees, Jack and Jill. Due to budget constraints, he knows he has to fire one of them. He decides to meet with each employee, be upfront with them, and then make his sad decision. Both of them are outside of his office, and he asks Jill to step inside. Less than 15 seconds later, Jill storms out of there and slams the door behind her.
Jack walks in and says "I guess you decided to let her go?"
Boss man has a bewildered look on his face and says "I never even got the chance to! All I said was 'I'm trying to decide whether to lay you or j**....'"
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